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paintmeister
= Cult of Ray =
USA
347 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 20:51:16
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Woody Allen
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 18:46:18
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"What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb, when you're much too busy returning to the womb?"
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 04:36:57
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
"Ah, you no fool me-there ain't no sanity claus!"-Chico Marx.
I like that one. Who is he?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:26:57
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"I'd rather meet a pothead in a dark back alley than a drunk. I mean really what is he gonna do, eat me?"
Carolynanna - numerous occassions
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:31:29
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quote: Originally posted by Carl
That's the guy The Clash sing about in 'The Right Profile'.
"Hell is a state of mind"-somebody(?!)
You are correct sir. "He sure look funny! Thats Montgomery Clift honey!"
Catchin' blue in his eyes that were brown
-bRIAN |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:50:40
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quote: Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
"I'd rather meet a pothead in a dark back alley than a drunk. I mean really what is he gonna do, eat me?"
Carolynanna - numerous occassions
heehee, cheers surfer!
__________ This is the war and not the warning. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:43:38
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote: Originally posted by Carl
"Ah, you no fool me-there ain't no sanity claus!"-Chico Marx.
I like that one. Who is he?
The Marx Brothers, man!
Groucho:It's all right, that's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a 'sanity clause'. Chico: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:08:54
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Oh shit yeah of course. DOH!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 17:05:36
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"Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!"
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 00:50:35
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"I watched the anti-junk campaign. I read about child addicts and Senators demanding the death penalty for dope peddlers. It didn´t sound right to me. Who wants kids for customers? They never have enough money and they always spill under questioning....I figured that either Stateside peddlers have gone simpleminded or the whole child-addict setup is a routine to stir up anti-junk sentiment and pass some new laws." William S Burroughs
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
Edited by - Newo on 04/20/2005 00:52:47 |
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 02:10:48
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"What's a politic?"
Blats |
Edited by - 50 Pence on 04/12/2005 02:11:02 |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 03:02:08
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"only crazy girls like to get shit on"
-floop
I love my dead gay son! |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 03:03:13
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"oh my fucking god, you better delete that!"
-floop
I love my dead gay son! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 05:43:43
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When were these posted dayanara?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 05:48:11
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"Judging from your MP3 the dead make better music than Cher"
- Elephant
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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n/a
deleted
4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 05:52:02
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"Tony Carreira? Ain't that a French porn star?"
-Vilainde
I feel like a completely different person |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 11:56:59
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"Nembutal numbs it all but I prefer alcohol" - The Clash
(thanks for the reminder, TRANSMARINE!)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/12/2005 : 22:01:50
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quote: Originally posted by Erebus
"A philosopher is a blind person searching an totally dark room for a black cat that isn't there, and a theologian is a person who finds it." - anonymous
and a realist is the guy that turns on the lights catching them both with their pants down.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:05:14
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"There's no justice. There's just us." --Terry Pratchett
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:24:29
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"Don't let your mind chase you like a hound" - Frank on California Bound. That line so perfectly describes the many of us who tend to, oh, overthink things sometimes.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:04:14
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"I'm having a wonderful time, but I'd rather be whistling in the dark."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 07:45:55
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If you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you are just pissing all over the present. - LBF earlier today.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2005 : 18:58:34
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"I love a picnic, how about you?" Raffi
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:49:37
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"Philosophers hold it as a maxim in the schools that there is nothing in the understanding which was not first in the senses, a location where it is clearly evident that the ideas of God and of the soul have never been. It seems to me that those who wish to use imagery to understand these matters are doing precisely the same thing that they would be doing if they tried to use their eyes to hear sounds or smell odors. There is even this difference: that the sense of sight gives us no less certainty of the truth of objects than do those of smell and hearing, while neither our imagery nor our senses could assure us of anything without the co-operation of our understanding."
Descartes |
Edited by - IceCream on 04/20/2005 19:02:10 |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:50:26
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quote: Originally posted by VoVat
"Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!"
"Reunion? Shit union!"
I thought this was pretty funny. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 19:06:00
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I love how it was reused in SMB3. Interestingly enough, that was a joke added in my the English translators.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:45:20
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"I like Manchester. I have some good friends there"
Frank Black, May '98.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:46:38
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"floop is right" - Homers pet monkey, April '05 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:04:10
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"Not even close" - Frank Black
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:19:59
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"Homers pet monkey" - floop, April '05
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:22:24
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"But I believe in this, and it's been tested by research, that he who fucks nuns will later join the church".
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 13:12:15
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"Scott is probably the best ping pong player. Ruthless."
Rich Gilbert, answering floop's excellent question, which Catholic is the best ping pong player, forum chat 4/24/2055
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 17:09:28
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"Science Fiction is not a part of mainstream literature. It IS mainstream literature!" Ray Bradbury |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 18:23:57
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"-President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Stranglove.
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