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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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 Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:13:04
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You didn't go fishing.
Today, I have been to:
The bank
Subway
The grocery store
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:17:05
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:18:58
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No subway for you!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 23:12:35
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That's correct. (Actually, I was thinking of the restaurant, rather than the actual subway, but I hadn't been to either.)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 01:17:51
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Wrong - I am ashamed to say the stapler one is true. In my defense it was a mini stapler and I didn't throw it hard now the said person has me kissing ass for the rest of the working week and me waiting on him hand and foot.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 06:14:20
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You didn't buy weed?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 06:17:05
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Wrong again! For once I did not suffer from major clumsiness and fall over my own feet - though that'll be happening any time soon.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:08:00
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Anybody care to post another trio?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 15:41:13
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Cities I've visited:
Lexington, Kentucky
Nashville, Tennessee
Montreal, Quebec
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 12:39:41
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Sadly, you have never been to Montreal, VV.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 14:38:53
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I'll go with Nashville for the hell of it.
Tomorrow I will:
go to a lecture
paint the kitchen
visit a couple of second hand book shops
 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
Edited by - starmekitten on 05/01/2005 14:39:07 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:00:36
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You won't be painting the kitchen.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:25:25
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tomorrow i will:
- visit frankblack.net
- eat some pizza
- donate thousands of dollars to charity |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:32:38
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Tre is right. I've never been to Nashville. And I'm guessing that she's not going to be painting the kitchen.
I would guess that Floop isn't going to be donating thousands of dollars to charity, but it could be a trick.
What I brought for my lunch today:
A ham and cheese sandwich
Yogurt
Grape juice
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:36:25
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I would guess that Floop isn't going to be donating thousands of dollars to charity, but it could be a trick.
it's true. i'm not donating money 
i'm guessing you didn't buy yogurt (i hope) ? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:43:56
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I am painting the Kitchen, a colour called coastline..
no grape juice?
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:48:53
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Yesterday I went to the city and:
.ate PORK
.bought some clothes
.bought a CD
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 15:55:37
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no pork Rita!
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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Posted - 05/01/2005 : 16:00:52
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well Tre, I'm sorry to dissapoint you...but I did ate PORK.
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 16:02:06
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Posted - 05/01/2005 : 16:05:37
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wrong again floop, I didn't bought a CD...but I wanted to!
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 16:58:58
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Floop is right. I didn't bring any yogurt. I have in the past, but not today.
Things I have planned for tomorrow:
Go to a job interview
Eat at the Olive Garden
Buy a CD
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 17:14:02
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VV is not going to a job interview.
I have gotten into an argument with:
* the late Johnnie Cochran (and it got ugly, as in "I'm gonna hang up on you!" "No, I'm gonna hang up on your FIRST!" ugly)
* Jerry Greenfield (Ben & Jerry's Jerry -- but it was in jest
and sweet)
* Joe Piscopo (the NJ comedian is not as funny or as nice as you might think)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/01/2005 : 19:28:39
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You've never gotten into an argument with Cochran.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 05:45:20
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Oh but I did and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Especially
because it had to do with his then-client, Michael
Jackson.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7441 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 05:49:19
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VoVat, no Olive Garden today.
K, no argument with Ben & Jerry's Jerry - it was actually with Haagen-Dazs' Dazs.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 06:04:39
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Sadly, you are wrong my dear French friend. I have never
met or argued with Joe P, who could be the nicest man alive.
3 from you, Denis?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 09:22:59
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this morning i will:
- drink a cup of coffee
- eat some oatmeal
- levitate |
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Posted - 05/02/2005 : 09:57:41
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You didn't levitate floop, nobody can do that eating PORK...
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 10:20:46
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| wrong. didn't have oatmeal |
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Posted - 05/02/2005 : 10:47:43
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
wrong. didn't have oatmeal
Are you trying to fool me with your language?
When you free yourself from the chance of a lifetime
You can be anyone they told you to
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 10:51:02
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Again with the cult stuff, floop! Levitate as in
TM?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 11:01:53
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kathryn, you can try to turn the tables all you want with the cult stuff. typical cult tactic to deflect negative attention.
we know about you and we're keeping our eye on you.
(and on our children) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 11:47:34
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Oooooookay, floop. Easy now! Put down the
Energizing Sabre 4001™ and the jug of aloe vera
juice with spirulina, and calm down. We're all
friends here. Nobody wishes anybody any harm.
Today I
went to yoga class
ate a bagel
gave 10 Barbies their bath
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 11:51:32
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Nobody wishes anybody any harm.
that's exactly what David Koresh used to say |
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