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Elephant
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Canada
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 01:31:25
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The rules are... it can't be Frank (just like the other thread), I would have to say... I would eat Jennifer Aniston. Because, she kind of looks like she would be good eatin'. Also probably because she was one of the friends, and... I don't know, if I HAD TO eat someone. I would like to eat someone from the show "Friends" - don't ask me why, it doesn't make sense to me either, but the stomach wants what the stomach wants.
This kind of also ties in with the "Wendy's Chili Finger Incident" too, because I'm pretty sure when you're ordering your Chili at Wendy's - you're not ordering chili, YOU'RE ORDERING PEOPLE!
What movie am I thinking of, which is a mob movie, but they run some sort of factory or something where they're actually suposta' be making meat but they're actually grinding up people or something. I can't remember, which movie it is - but I remember seeing it!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:10:40
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anthony hopkins, with some favre sauce and a nice chianti, thip-thip-thip-thip!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 04:21:51
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Ha ha ha. "thip-thip-thip-thip" - that pretty much made your post. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 09:41:01
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Do we get to eat out?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
 
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Posted - 03/29/2005 : 09:45:16
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Was that Snatch, Elephant?
It was a pig farm - he used it to dispose of bodies.
Fookin gddreat mooovee, tha.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:24:07
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I'd eat Juliano the raw food chef from Santa Monica - he's been eating such a healthy diet for so long now, he's just got to taste good plus there was hardly an ounce of fat on him. Good lean meat.
Besides eating your enemies is a teensy bit too Idi Amin for me.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
 
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 11:32:54
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I think I would eat Jacques Chirac.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
  
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 12:21:40
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Keith Floyd might taste good as he's been marinading himself in red wine the last decade or four.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:08:37
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I think you need a little fat. And you want them lazy and young, like a veal calf.
I'll eat Kelly Osbourne and hope their aren't too many toxins in her muscles. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:13:52
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Omigod, it's turned into a cannibalistic meal!
As a vegetarian, I would have to eat Morrissey.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 13:24:57
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quote: Originally posted by darwin
I think you need a little fat. And you want them lazy and young, like a veal calf.
I'll eat Kelly Osbourne and hope their aren't too many toxins in her muscles.
Now that is inspired thinking.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:00:00
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heh, i like this thread....peter kay, im hungry....however im sure that josh homme would be rather tasty, cant possible imagine why though....
I wish i had a wooden heart that i could set on fire... |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
   
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:22:05
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You keep your grubbys of peter kay, I love him and won't have him 'et
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:32:38
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I have to concur with Darwin's thinking, it makes sound sense to me, and I reckon Ms Osbourne would make a decent meal.
Seeing Charlotte Church in another thread, I think she'd work on a similar principle.
It puts me in mind of that famous French delicacy, the Autelain (honestly, I have no idea how that's supposed to be spelt). Its a small sparrow like bird that is caught and kept in a darkened box and fed corn, then drowned in armagnac before being roasted. So Kelly Osbourne would work, I think, unless anyone else has any suggestions of young, somewhat fatty females (it has to be female, I don't know why, it'd be creepy eating a bloke) with a penchant for fine alcohol.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 14:46:46
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anybody up for some soylent green?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 11:06:57
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Soylent Green is people.
ITS PEOPLE!!!!
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 17:42:12
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quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Was that Snatch, Elephant?
It was a pig farm - he used it to dispose of bodies.
Fookin gddreat mooovee, tha.
Yes, that was one of my favourite movies - but no, that wasn't it. As I remember they were actually grinding up people and selling them as hot dogs or something. I swear it was like a 80's - 90's mob movie. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:15:56
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Hmmm sounds a little too much like that Robert Pickton's pigfarm.
__________ This is the war and not the warning. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
   
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/30/2005 : 18:44:15
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The Fruit of the Loom fruits. I can't imagine eating a real person.  |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
  
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:32:05
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Seeing Kathryn´s post reminded me of that joke: What do vegetarian worms eat? Linda McCartney.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:35:47
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 01:53:21
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quote: Originally posted by Elephant
quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Was that Snatch, Elephant?
It was a pig farm - he used it to dispose of bodies.
Fookin gddreat mooovee, tha.
Yes, that was one of my favourite movies - but no, that wasn't it. As I remember they were actually grinding up people and selling them as hot dogs or something. I swear it was like a 80's - 90's mob movie.
In The Texas Chainsaw Massacre he was making sausage, but doesn't sound like what you're describing |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 19:40:59
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Can I say those M&M's from the commercials? Do they count as celebrities?
I definitely WOULDN'T eat Fiona Apple. I mean, her name sounds tasty, but there's no meat whatsoever on her.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 01:23:09
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Actually, those big giant M&Ms look pretty tastey. But perhaps the choclate to shell retio would be far too great. So therefore - they wouldn't be as good as just eating a normal M&M.
Honestly however - I haven't a clue what the fuck I'm talking about. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 12:49:18
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But they're BIGGER, and that makes them better, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 18:20:55
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Yeah I guess you're right, but for example - you know they sell big giant Heshey Kisses that are like solid choclate. Their HUGE! Probably about two hands full worth. Their rapped exactly like the tiny hershey's kisses.
Except because they're so big - they don't really melt in your mouth, and they're not really that apetizing. Now I'm thinking it would be the same way with the giant M&Ms. Plus the fact that they have a giant shell, that's just not good for business. |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
 
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 02:35:46
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Pilsbury Doughboy.
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster" www.doog.tk |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 07:31:44
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Renée Zellweger, if this is the right way to spell her name.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 11:19:11
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quote: Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Do we get to eat out?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Well? Do we?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 11:42:50
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Mr. Ed. Although he's probably in an advanced stage of decomposition by now. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:11:57
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Yeah, no sense in eating a dead horse.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:19:43
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Eating a dead horse would be flogging a dead horse! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:16:41
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And when he died, all his best friends said that he didn't have too much choice.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =

USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 04/03/2005 : 18:29:42
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Ashlee Simpson.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it." -Johnny Thunders
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