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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
 Posted - 03/28/2005 : 09:59:13
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hehehehehhehe
hehehehehe
hehehehe
hehehe
chewed
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 10:00:25
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 10:02:08
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That's huge! How the hell did she not notice that? I still think she is telling some lies.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:18:19
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I refuse to look at that URL! I refuse!
(Note to self: start a "What weird things have you found
in your food" thread. Include story about college
friend who missed six months of school after
country club bus boy masturbated into salad, giving
her hepatitis; also, story about biting into sandwich
in Montreal restaurant and finding a big square of
plastic wrap. Don't forget to add story about finding
fish hook (YIKES!) in taramosalata at a Greek
restaurant or SHARDS OF GLASS in mousaka
at a Cypriot restaurant.)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:33:11
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Originally posted by kathryn
I refuse to look at that URL! I refuse!
good...it's yuckeeee.
and that is one gross story bout the hep. salad. ew! did she ask for "dressing"? did that guy get fired and sued? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 11:44:00
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He got fired. It was at one of the toniest, chi-chi-est
country clubs in the US, too. Totally random. She missed
half a year of school. Totally gross.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 13:43:36
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How does one figure out that someone has masturbated in one's salad?
Maybe that's a stupid question. But did she know at the time (after a bite) or did a SWAT team from the CDC later swoop in and figure it out using DNA fingerprinting? I really do want to know. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 13:45:35
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I went on a residential trip at school to north wales and one of the lads boasted to everyone that had cracked one out in the water tank that supplied the buildings water, we all lived on crisps and coke for that week
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2005 : 17:34:40
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"Cracked one out"? Is that a quaint British term?
darwin, you are forever the intrepid scientist, so I must
answer your question for the sake of science.
He was caught mid-act and confessed that he'd
been masturbating on a regular basis into the lettuce
of the country club kitchen. Which quickly explained
a bunch of things.
Gross, huh?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2005 : 00:48:58
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That must have been an entertaining country club newsletter to write.
"P.S. The bus boy has been jacking off in your salad. You might want to get yourself checked out. Please enjoy 10% off your next meal at the clubhouse." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 17:56:04
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Well, it's hard NOT to get turned on by all that lettuce, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 06:11:31
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I told you there was something dodgy about this story. I read in the paper the other day that this same woman has tried to file two other claims for similarly dodgy stories.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Human Finger Found in Fast-Food Chili
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.