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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 03/15/2005 : 12:43:35
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Welcome, newbies. This is the place where you check in. Make yourself at home. Ask questions, mingle, have some snacks.
Soon, you will be matched with an existing forum member
who will show you the ropes.
Newbies with 5 posts or fewer are especially encouraged to post here.
Note: contrary to what floop will insist, you do not need
to post a picture of yourself in a bathingsuit to participate.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 12:51:17
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ATTENTION NEW MEMBERS! DO NOT POST HERE! IT'S A TRAP. SHE'S JUST GOING TO TRY AND LOCK YOU UP IN HER CREEPY BASEMENT!!!!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 12:59:51
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Dear Newbies, management has neglected to add that
you should not listen to anything floop has to say about
Frank's early years, specifically his place of birth.
Please, mingle. Chat. Enjoy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:02:28
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mingle, chat, and enjoy being bound and gagged.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:05:10
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I'd like to issue a special forum invitation to Jalepeno, a member
since the summer of 03, with nary a post. Join us, won't you!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:06:49
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Jalepeno, have you ever seen the film PLAY MISTY FOR ME?
that's all i'm going to say
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:27:13
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We have our first match!
Atheist4Catholics, meet Agnostic4Catholics, a newbie if ever there was one. Posts: zero! Atheist, please show Agnostic around, answer any questions he/she
might have and generally help him/her feel comfy here at our forum.
I am sure that many forum members would be happy to be matched with
TheDonnasTurn21 (posts: zero).
Some special invitations: greyflow, Sir_Thomas_Lipton, r_smelly, Quackers,
OneIrishman ... we want to hear from you and we would love to have you post.
Established Francophone members might take a special interest in jaques_tati
and Grotesque (who says France is his/her country). Anybody interested in adopting a Swedish forum newbie? Meet halfadog, from Sweden.
palofsatan, I would like to personally welcome you to the forum and ask you to post!
(floop, a friend of mine worked in that studio as a dj and loved
to show people the cigarette mark that Clint left on a table)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:31:52
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
We have our first match!
Atheist4Catholics, meet Agnostic4Catholics, a newbie if ever there was one. Posts: zero! Atheist, please show Agnostic around, answer any questions he/she
might have and generally help him/her feel comfy here at our forum.
I am sure that many forum members would be happy to be matched with
TheDonnasTurn21 (posts: zero).
Some special invitations: greyflow, Sir_Thomas_Lipton, r_smelly, Quackers,
OneIrishman ... we want to hear from you and we would love to have you post.
Established Francophone members might take a special interest in jaques_tati
and Grotesque (who says France is his/her country). Anybody interested in adopting a Swedish forum newbie? Meet halfadog, from Sweden.
palofsatan, I would like to personally welcome you to the forum and ask you to post!
(floop, a friend of mine worked in that studio as a dj and loved
to show people the cigarette mark that Clint left on a table)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
are there any sweedish female newbies?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:36:47
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That's the forum spirit, floop! Be helpful. There are so
many deserving forum lurkers who are eager to post
for the first time. Help them, show them around! Atta boy!
Now go warm up those enchilladas and pass them
around.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:37:35
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| Welcome to the fb.net sorority/faternity. Once we each get a little sister/brother, the hazing and alcohol poisoning can begin. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:41:51
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
That's the forum spirit, floop! Be helpful. There are so
many deserving forum lurkers who are eager to post
for the first time. Help them, show them around! Atta boy!
Now go warm up those enchilladas and pass them
around.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
and the twine? is it too early for the twine?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 13:58:38
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The bastard... I Hate The Beatles? Kill! Kill!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:00:33
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Damn what? They are perfect for you, go get 'em.
EDIT: Kiki, can you please credit me with this idea, seeing as you have now started this topic. Thanks.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:01:33
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| Hating the Beatles is like loving Nazis. Discuss (with newbies). |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:08:46
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
no contact e mail.
Ok, I dare someone: http://forum.frankblack.net/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=857
ANYONE
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
You not fancy this one Kitty? Sounds right up your street.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:09:18
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no I'm going to get into enough trouble for inviting poop smoothie over I think
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:12:16
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| "nacho exotico" seems like a good sib for floop "exotico" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:16:11
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did you invite them! come on, do your bit! we're the 'friendly forum' now remember
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:23:58
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Do I count as a born again newbie if this is my first post in 5 months (Last post: 10/19/2004). If this is possible then is it possible to be a born again virgin, born again Christian, born again mur..der..er? It has been some time since I have been around, so I figure that I am ignorant of the happening. I have had a few of you take care of me before, when I was in Baghdad, Iraq (you all know who you are). LEVITATE ME!!!
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / abstained for five months / born again!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:24:48
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Do you think we should stick to one each? I already have one but I am not sure if I should spread the love further or not.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:27:14
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mikey you stole one, go bring one to the forum
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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milkbadger
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:42:52
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Hi, I am a newbie with zero posts to my name. You may begin your newbie attack feeding frenzy now.
I have never heard anything the Pixies released after Bossanova, with the exception of stuff they played when they came to Austin, Texas in September.
ok, bye.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:44:48
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quote:
Originally posted by TOTIPOTENT
Do I count as a born again newbie if this is my first post in 5 months (Last post: 10/19/2004). If this is possible then is it possible to be a born again virgin, born again Christian, born again mur..der..er? It has been some time since I have been around, so I figure that I am ignorant of the happening. I have had a few of you take care of me before, when I was in Baghdad, Iraq (you all know who you are). LEVITATE ME!!!
"I joined the Cult of Frank / abstained for five months / born again!"
I remember: you made signs!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:58:03
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thank you milk badger!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 14:59:33
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You adopting him then Kitty?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:01:04
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he said bye already, I'm just well chuffed that one of the thirty or so I mailed stopped by!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:04:31
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That's it? He's gone for good? Bloody hell Kitty, what did you say to him?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:06:56
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I mailed to invite to the forum, the fact the dude stopped by is good enough, get your negative vibes out of this warm welcoming thread monkey boy or make yourself useful and reach out and touch a ghost member
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
Edited by - starmekitten on 03/15/2005 15:08:01 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:08:36
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I mailed to invite to the forum, the fact the dude stopped by is good enough, get your negative vibes out of this warm welcoming thread monkey boy or make yourself useful and reach out and touch a ghost memner
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
What the hell is a ghost memner?
And what negative vibes?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:28:41
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| I love this thread. The only people who post here are the ones with over 1000 posts. What did we say about irony then? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 15:29:40
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Hey! we got milkbadger didn't we!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 16:21:12
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Yes but he's ruining my post and I don't like him anyway.
[edit] That was a joke. I know, I suck at typing sarcastic. |
Edited by - ElevatorLady on 03/15/2005 16:24:29 |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/15/2005 : 16:23:21
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| if we adopt a newbie, do we hafta clean up after 'em? and feed 'em? |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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official forum adopt-a-newbie™ meeting thread
