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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  14:47:06  Show Profile
with a woody.

and what is space docking?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  14:48:21  Show Profile
i've heard about dogging lately, but still don't know what it is. not sure if i want to
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  14:50:30  Show Profile
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/dogging/


I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  14:52:02  Show Profile
no wonder all the outdoor flashing shots have all those funny looking cars on the wrong side of the road in the background.


Rock me, Joseph Alberto Santiago.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  15:34:27  Show Profile
OK, here goes. I was at the gym yesterday and
I was reading Marie Claire and I saw this article
about dogging, which I had no clue about.
It's hilarious..."from Bath to Birmingham, horny
voyeristic Brits are enjoying sex in public places,
sometimes group sex." Then I sent an email
asking a certain UK resident and forum babe
some questions.

I dunno. Last time I had sex in a car, the
gear shift hurt me. I would also like to add that
this was at a drive in that only showed porn
movies. Ah, the good old days...


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  18:25:24  Show Profile
the last time i had sex in a car it rolled backwards down a hill and the rear bumper got wedged under a dumpster. we had to call public utilities to come lift the damn thing up so we could go home.

Edited by - dayanara on 04/27/2005 18:26:07
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2005 :  18:28:41  Show Profile
the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  00:43:02  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
The last time I had sex in a car a police officer knocked on the window to check if I was there of my own free will.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  01:04:53  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself



hehe, y'know gary numan said his song "cars" was about masturbation.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  04:40:30  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage
http://users.skynet.be/bk316110/realultimatepower/

reason not to google for easier answers when reading papers gets boring


when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  06:04:32  Show Profile
The last time I had sex, cars weren't even invented.


I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  06:07:35  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
A police captain in Mesa, Arizona has applied for a $100,000 grant to train a Capuchin monkey as a member of his SWAT team.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  06:41:20  Show Profile
Does the monkey make capuccinos?


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  06:48:04  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
I'd train it to make capuccinos and massage my shoulders.

What would you train your monkey to do?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  07:03:42  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
I would train him to spank me.


Denis

"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!"
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  09:23:33  Show Profile
last time I had sex in a car, I didn't.

Middle of the night - most removed spot on rural road i could find in such an emergency situation. I forgot to lock the door (we were a bit buzzed) and a drunk walking down the road just walked right up and opened the freekin door:
"...I'm tryin to get a ride to town..."
"DUDE! CLOSE THE FREEKIN DOOR!"

and then the moment was lost, so to speak.
and we were 'right there' too.
dammit.
he was still there when i got out to take a leak a few minutes later..
"Will you just get the hell out of here?! Jesus!"


wipe it on your dress and send it to me.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  10:18:40  Show Profile
Had you been English and into dogging, you would
have invited him in the car of some tea and crumpets
and sex. From what I am to understand about the
latest trend sweeping across the UK.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  13:54:53  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage
so fucking bored


when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  13:58:39  Show Profile
Yeah, it get's boring when your not doing this new-fangled 'dogging' thing!;) Have some crumpets!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  13:59:35  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by floop

the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself



I have to ask - been bugging me all day - while driving?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  17:34:13  Show Profile
I think its funny when my brother measures time in smokes.
That's how you know when someone's a real smoker.
He stopped by;
Me: How long did it take you to drive here?
Him: 2 smokes.

__________
This is the war and not the warning.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  17:47:25  Show Profile
on my mind




I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:34:56  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

quote:
Originally posted by floop

the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself



I have to ask - been bugging me all day - while driving?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.




you are correct madam
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:38:03  Show Profile
I've heard of this phenomenon.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:41:08  Show Profile
today i lost out on this apartment i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallly wanted. i'm dejected. but, i'm happy that i have all my limbs and all that stuff.

but still dejected
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:41:30  Show Profile
are your windows tinted really dark? i imagine that even if it wasn't too distracting for you it'd be pretty damn distracting to other motorists.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:43:10  Show Profile
this was when i was in my mid-twenties. i'm much more mature than that now..

um, but no, the only thing you'd really have to worry about is truckers. if you're planning on giving it a go
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  18:44:04  Show Profile
Sorry, floop!

I wish Surfer were awake so I could tell her about my
gym mishap of a few minutes ago. I'm doing the Nautilus
circuit and I spy a young man vigorously doing
pushups nearby, his back all tatooed and sweaty, glistening,
I believe would be the correct term. Suddenly as if
snapping out of a daze, I realize that my stomach's
aching and I realize that I'd been doing reps over and over
just staring at said muscular, tattooed, sweaty and
up-and-down back.Surfer, you would have felt my pain.




I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  19:22:27  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
hehe, y'know gary numan said his song "cars" was about masturbation.


Now I have Homer Simpson's version of that song stuck in my head.

"Here in my car, I'm hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not."



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1467 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  20:23:59  Show Profile

Ok, I hope David gets us a decent tee time tomorrow, 2:00 would be nice, a much needed 18 holes. My strategy has got to be the same advice I gave Floop a few weeks ago, hit 'em like I live, "hard and straight", and if I can't do that then bring plenty of balls...no problem there. Something else, gotta know when to lay up and know when to drive the green, and please don't 3 putt, get up and down whenever you can, but don't 3 putt!!!! Me thinks a nice round tomorrow would include at least 2 birdies, mucho pars and bogeys, with no doubles! I'm gonna kick Dave's ass, I'll bring plenty of beer and make sure he gets good and buzzed.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  21:08:47  Show Profile
good luck Oldman.

i played 3 par earlier this week and did okay. i'm better at the shorter greens, but still sucking overall (i'm a beginner and don't really go much)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/28/2005 :  23:22:44  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
I should go to bed.

I'm going to go the movies tomorrow.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2005 :  01:46:04  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
Floop - shattering the myth that men cannot multi-task

Kathryn - good backs make me weak at the knees, tattooed or not.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2005 :  02:10:45  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

last time I had sex in a car, I didn't.

Middle of the night - most removed spot on rural road i could find in such an emergency situation. I forgot to lock the door (we were a bit buzzed) and a drunk walking down the road just walked right up and opened the freekin door:
"...I'm tryin to get a ride to town..."
"DUDE! CLOSE THE FREEKIN DOOR!"

and then the moment was lost, so to speak.
and we were 'right there' too.
dammit.
he was still there when i got out to take a leak a few minutes later..
"Will you just get the hell out of here?! Jesus!"


wipe it on your dress and send it to me.



i would've given jesus a ride into town.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/29/2005 :  02:21:41  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
I have literally no work to do today, whatsoever. Marvellous.


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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