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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:47:06
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with a woody.
and what is space docking? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:48:21
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i've heard about dogging lately, but still don't know what it is. not sure if i want to |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:52:02
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no wonder all the outdoor flashing shots have all those funny looking cars on the wrong side of the road in the background.
Rock me, Joseph Alberto Santiago. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:34:27
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OK, here goes. I was at the gym yesterday and I was reading Marie Claire and I saw this article about dogging, which I had no clue about. It's hilarious..."from Bath to Birmingham, horny voyeristic Brits are enjoying sex in public places, sometimes group sex." Then I sent an email asking a certain UK resident and forum babe some questions.
I dunno. Last time I had sex in a car, the gear shift hurt me. I would also like to add that this was at a drive in that only showed porn movies. Ah, the good old days...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 18:25:24
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the last time i had sex in a car it rolled backwards down a hill and the rear bumper got wedged under a dumpster. we had to call public utilities to come lift the damn thing up so we could go home. |
Edited by - dayanara on 04/27/2005 18:26:07 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 18:28:41
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the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 00:43:02
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The last time I had sex in a car a police officer knocked on the window to check if I was there of my own free will.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 01:04:53
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quote: Originally posted by floop
the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself
hehe, y'know gary numan said his song "cars" was about masturbation. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
   
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
    
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 06:04:32
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The last time I had sex, cars weren't even invented.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 06:07:35
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A police captain in Mesa, Arizona has applied for a $100,000 grant to train a Capuchin monkey as a member of his SWAT team.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 06:41:20
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Does the monkey make capuccinos?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 06:48:04
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I'd train it to make capuccinos and massage my shoulders.
What would you train your monkey to do?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 07:03:42
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I would train him to spank me.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 09:23:33
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last time I had sex in a car, I didn't.
Middle of the night - most removed spot on rural road i could find in such an emergency situation. I forgot to lock the door (we were a bit buzzed) and a drunk walking down the road just walked right up and opened the freekin door: "...I'm tryin to get a ride to town..." "DUDE! CLOSE THE FREEKIN DOOR!"
and then the moment was lost, so to speak. and we were 'right there' too. dammit. he was still there when i got out to take a leak a few minutes later.. "Will you just get the hell out of here?! Jesus!"
wipe it on your dress and send it to me. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 10:18:40
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Had you been English and into dogging, you would have invited him in the car of some tea and crumpets and sex. From what I am to understand about the latest trend sweeping across the UK.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
   
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 13:54:53
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so fucking bored
when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
    
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 13:58:39
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Yeah, it get's boring when your not doing this new-fangled 'dogging' thing!;) Have some crumpets! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 13:59:35
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quote: Originally posted by floop
the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself
I have to ask - been bugging me all day - while driving?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:34:13
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I think its funny when my brother measures time in smokes. That's how you know when someone's a real smoker. He stopped by; Me: How long did it take you to drive here? Him: 2 smokes.
__________ This is the war and not the warning. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:47:25
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on my mind

I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:34:56
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quote: Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
quote: Originally posted by floop
the last time i had sex in a car was on a roadtrip from LA to Santa Cruz, by myself
I have to ask - been bugging me all day - while driving?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
you are correct madam |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:38:03
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I've heard of this phenomenon.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:41:08
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today i lost out on this apartment i reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeallly wanted. i'm dejected. but, i'm happy that i have all my limbs and all that stuff.
but still dejected |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:41:30
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are your windows tinted really dark? i imagine that even if it wasn't too distracting for you it'd be pretty damn distracting to other motorists. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:43:10
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this was when i was in my mid-twenties. i'm much more mature than that now..
um, but no, the only thing you'd really have to worry about is truckers. if you're planning on giving it a go |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
    
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:44:04
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Sorry, floop!
I wish Surfer were awake so I could tell her about my gym mishap of a few minutes ago. I'm doing the Nautilus circuit and I spy a young man vigorously doing pushups nearby, his back all tatooed and sweaty, glistening, I believe would be the correct term. Suddenly as if snapping out of a daze, I realize that my stomach's aching and I realize that I'd been doing reps over and over just staring at said muscular, tattooed, sweaty and up-and-down back.Surfer, you would have felt my pain.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:22:27
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quote: hehe, y'know gary numan said his song "cars" was about masturbation.
Now I have Homer Simpson's version of that song stuck in my head.
"Here in my car, I'm hosing off blood. Some of it's mine, but most of it's not."
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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OldManInaCoffeeCan
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1467 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 20:23:59
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Ok, I hope David gets us a decent tee time tomorrow, 2:00 would be nice, a much needed 18 holes. My strategy has got to be the same advice I gave Floop a few weeks ago, hit 'em like I live, "hard and straight", and if I can't do that then bring plenty of balls...no problem there. Something else, gotta know when to lay up and know when to drive the green, and please don't 3 putt, get up and down whenever you can, but don't 3 putt!!!! Me thinks a nice round tomorrow would include at least 2 birdies, mucho pars and bogeys, with no doubles! I'm gonna kick Dave's ass, I'll bring plenty of beer and make sure he gets good and buzzed.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
    
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 21:08:47
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good luck Oldman.
i played 3 par earlier this week and did okay. i'm better at the shorter greens, but still sucking overall (i'm a beginner and don't really go much) |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 23:22:44
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I should go to bed.
I'm going to go the movies tomorrow.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
  
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 01:46:04
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Floop - shattering the myth that men cannot multi-task
Kathryn - good backs make me weak at the knees, tattooed or not.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 02:10:45
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quote: Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
last time I had sex in a car, I didn't.
Middle of the night - most removed spot on rural road i could find in such an emergency situation. I forgot to lock the door (we were a bit buzzed) and a drunk walking down the road just walked right up and opened the freekin door: "...I'm tryin to get a ride to town..." "DUDE! CLOSE THE FREEKIN DOOR!"
and then the moment was lost, so to speak. and we were 'right there' too. dammit. he was still there when i got out to take a leak a few minutes later.. "Will you just get the hell out of here?! Jesus!"
wipe it on your dress and send it to me.
i would've given jesus a ride into town.  |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 02:21:41
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I have literally no work to do today, whatsoever. Marvellous.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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