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 Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:09:46
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Yogurt is so good, I should eat one now.
Why must I go to the supermarket all the time?
that should be in the marriage contract, husband must go to the supermarket to buy food for the family.
Why did I decide to give a party tomorrow and I invited so many people, I'll have a lot of work, but it will be good.
You're trying to
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:13:44
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I wonder how LBF is
And Rita sure eats alot of yoghurt
Now I want yoghurt - damn does that mean I must get dressed and go to the shop too?
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:16:15
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Me too...
I wonder if speedy is walking
I wonder if surfer got my email
You're trying to
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:19:00
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No I didn't - but I will on Monday, I think you might have sent it to my work email
I wonder what the email was now
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:23:29
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maybe I did, I only have that one...
You're trying to
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:32:41
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Porridge or toast?
I should make some effort to tidy up the house a bit today, but I want to go outside and sit in the sun.
I'm getting lazier I think.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:44:12
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pigs brains? Who on earth eats that?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 01:00:00
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Porridge with apple and cinnamon
I should go find some breakfast or at the very least another coffee
Only one more week with my hair like this - must resist urge for random hacking
Maybe I should dye it
Do you think that idiot got the message after I kept rejecting his call last night?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 01:05:28
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Yeah, I did.
I don't have apple dammit. You expect me to keep fruit in the house now?
Tell me: is it weird to have a phobia of bananas? That's weird right?
lolzabad: that's so stupid that it's hilarious.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 01:16:25
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I work with someone who has a banana phobia and am married to someone who sneezes uncontrollably after eating bananas
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:05:20
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my housemate too is scared of bananas
I used to date someone who sneezed ucontrollably in bright sunshine
people are bloody weird
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:09:16
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Sneezing in sunlight: sneezing is the fastest way for the brain to shut the eyelids, so in bright sunlight those with more sensitive eyes will sneeze and that blocks out the light. For most people (i.e., non-freaks), squinting suffices.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:11:24
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my arse is sore after bananas.
lolzabad |
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 09:45:15
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Tre's signature is so funny, and why did she moved to Azerbaijan?
I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock and roll
The hole i dig is bottomless
But nothing else can set me free |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 12:10:17
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Is this the food thread?
Can it please stop sleeting today?
What is wrong with speedy? Maybe I should email him and find out.
I promise, I swear, I will only get slightly tipsy tonight and not
outright sloppy drunk. PROMISE
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 12:45:41
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
What is wrong with speedy?
Where do we start?
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kathryn
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 12:58:21
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Ha ha ha.
Seriously. I will write to him. Poor dear.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 13:04:07
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I had some yogurt today.
I need to get my oil changed.
I hate driving in the rain.
quote:
Is this the food thread?
I think every thread eventually ends up being about food, sex, or both. I guess our baser instincts eventually come to the forefront every time.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 18:28:15
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Food scares me.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 21:13:40
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I wish I were getting more of an income tax refund.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 00:31:58
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I am this close to limping.
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 01:04:05
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What happened to you, speedy?
I jumped off the wagon tonight.
Wish me luck.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 02:57:09
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I thought speedy was doing better.
bob wishes you get better soon.
good luck Kim.
I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock and roll
The hole i dig is bottomless
But nothing else can set me free |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 04:48:38
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bacon sandwich is good
black coffee is good
pineapple juice is good
I've had a good morning
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 10:51:42
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A little cash makes the world a brighter place.
Today is opening day. Life is good. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 11:57:41
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It's amusing that so many threads end up being about sex, yet the "I had intercourse last night" thread is now about signatures.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 12:11:32
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"Falling off the wagon" is my middle name.
Money is underrated.
Money is good.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:02:28
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I was sure I posted like a week ago that I sprained my ankle. I guess no one listens to me...
I limped a little last night, it was awesome! Screw you, crutches!
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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kathryn
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:04:30
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I missed that post and for that I am sorry, but not
as sorry as I am to learn of your accident.
Maybe if you had let me adopt you instead of that
careless Rita, this wouldn't have happened. Your
sprained ankle is a black mark on the Adopt-a-Newbie
program and all its hard-working volunteers. I
worry that our federal and corporate sponsors
will abandon us. Hobble over here and help me
fill out this paperwork we have to fill out
to report yous accident, will ya?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
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Canada
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:06:45
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I could never burden you with my hobbling. You're young, active and vibrant, it's not fair to tie you down with my crippling agony... I've got hours of mindless television to keep me company, and grizzly man beard. I no longer require human contact.
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:06:48
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My weekend involved two broken bones, but I will never speak of it.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:32:22
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I wish I didn't have the sinus troubles.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:38:17
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Did Speedy just say grizzly man beard?
*hauls slutty nurse outfit out of closet*
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:41:07
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this one?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/03/2005 : 13:43:02
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Mine has a stethoscope not a syringe
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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