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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
 Posted - 03/09/2005 : 16:43:27
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We, the ladies of the forum, had some trouble with the printer but we can
finally present to you...
a KVS production.....
The Men of fb.net Calendar!
All proceeds from the sale of this calendar
will go toward bringing about world peace
and a Catholics Honeycomb tour.
Without further ado...
Calendar Cover Boy: LBF € a man who loves his pussy
Mr. January
Floop € A cold month but a hot guy
Mr. February
Homers € Can you say "Valentine's Day"?
Mr. March
Cheesey € Everybody likes cheese
Mr. April
Denis € April in Paris, baby, April in Paris!
Mr. May
Whore € Because a woman can't Xave enough Xavi
Two Mr. Junes
Dean and speedy_m € Proving that everything's twice as good in Canada,
eh?
Mr. July
KSR € Clean as a whistle (in body, not in mind)
Mr. August
KOK € The forum's resident Sasquatch
Mr. September
Sir Mikeabye € A student of life, and rockin' he is!
Mr. October
Forum Pistolero Brian € uh uh! there aint nothng broken about this face
Mr. November
darwin € Sexiest man on the forum
Mr. December
Newo € He's literally hot. Get it, literally? Ah, we crack ourselves up
sometimes.
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
Edited by - starmekitten on 03/10/2005 03:45:13 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:37:29
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so did everyone really miss the calendar then
after it's sudden
and mysterious
vanishing
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 21:47:44
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hehehehe thats brilliant!
thats some intense recorder playing
you got going on there..
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:46:32
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you're re-instated! coverboy!
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:06:26
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sooo.......what did happen to the first thread?!?!
Please support the petition for a Carter USM DVD. Download, print and sign a petition form from http://ambernet.no-ip.org/petition.doc |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 08:48:30
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we may never know
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 11:42:02
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Hot damn, the calendar's back and the men are
hotter than ever!
Long live the original calendar! I hope it's in a better place,
basking in the sun and sipping drinks with the Chuck threads.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:17:36
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this has saddened me more than my food poisoning
and that made me pretty sad
i shall miss the first calendar more than i miss 'chuck threads'
and i miss them a lot
a bad day indeed
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:21:08
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:32:59
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I remain sad and chagrined, and shocked.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:35:49
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I still think that it is not fair that some of the men have to share a their month. It should be one for each.
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:38:12
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hmmm legal action.. interesting...
i could claim mental distress at the loss of darwins picture
and loss of earnings because the misery of the loss of the
calendar as a whole is probably related to the fact that
today i could not do paid employment
physical trauma because i bruised my knee when i fell of my chair
upon realising the eye candy had gone away...
i could make pounds here! whole pounds!
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:38:47
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Do women still use the term "hunk" anymore?
Some actor was on TV, and I asked my wife if she thought he was hunky, and she gave me this look, like "did you just step out of the 80's?"
Has "hunk" turned to "hot"?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:39:55
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oh no, dollars isn't it, bah monopoly money
not worth the effort
Rita, in theory we could give Deaner a month of his own
but seeing as he deleted the first calendar it would seem
we're not going to.
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:41:55
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hunk is a bad word
try "hottie"
or I find do you think that one over there is a
grade A piece of meat? works well too
or hot piece of ass
all good
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:43:00
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Thanks, I'll employ those terms next time.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:52:09
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That's OK, I don't need a month. The fact is I'm making a day calendar where every day there's a different picture of me in some Ricky Gervais-esque pose. Tomorrow's the day I muss up my hair and straddle a chair wearing a teddy bear. So there.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:03:21
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| On what part of you are you going to wear that teddy bear? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:06:01
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Probably on my hair.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:08:26
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it'd be worth buying if only for this reconstruction:
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 13:11:21
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Not to mention my latent rhyming abilities.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:42:45
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Do women still use the term "hunk" anymore?
I kind of think "hunk" implies a muscular guy, and they don't seem to be as popular with the ladies as they were back in the day.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 16:50:51
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no! bring on the weeds and the chubbys I say!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:07:35
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Just popped in to say, damn but Whore is handsome!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:09:31
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i second that!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:13:10
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sigh.....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:14:32
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yup.
want some popcorn?
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 22:54:50
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Kathryn is right about whore.
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 03:38:11
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| Careful what you say about Whore girls. He may be tempted to turn into one. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:28:02
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If only you knew how many forum ladies would like
to debase Whore.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:31:43
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| I do know. At least 2, probably 3, maybe even 4. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:38:10
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which equals about 75 percent....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 12:47:37
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| Your maths are terrible. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:29:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You're maths are terrible.
as is your english mister
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:40:22
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You're maths are terrible.
as is your english mister
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
As is your punctuation. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:42:33
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well at least i'm not a poop-head!
nyah nyah!
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The FB.Net Forum Men Calendar #2
