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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 03/02/2005 : 15:47:33
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just got the results of my aptitude tests i wrote for Air Traffic Services........Boo Ya! I'm in, next step is interview, i have to bring two 10-page reference forms filled out by employers or work related people to an interview on march 16th.
you guys might want to get your flying done in the next 6 months, hehe. 
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 15:50:04
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Congradulations. I heard... that in the future... at air-port security, they will have devices that will be able to see through peoples clothing.
I want to work as airport security, there is a lot of molestering going on as we speak in air-ports already - it can only get better. |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:50:22
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Congrats Shine. Good luck getting people to fill out those ten page reference forms.
Are you honest when no one's looking? Can you summon honey from a telephone? They sat there with their hooks in the water and their mustaches caked with airplane glue. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:54:19
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Oooh! Congrats! What are you going for exactly?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:55:27
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air traffic controller
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:03:11
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Good for you. Meanwhile, I am wracking my brain trying
to remember who I used to know who did that. Damn...
someone I knew was an air traffic controller. Had
oodles of days off followed by intense days off.
Plus, I can't recall the name of that movie with
Billy Bob Thornton. Brain fart moment. Anyway, congrats!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:21:57
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pushing tin
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 19:08:10
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Didn't these two meet on the set?
Maybe you'll have a babe like her in your arms by the time
you start your new gig.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 21:05:43
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CONGRATS shine! whoo! party!
[mental note, take the train to any destination in the pacific northwest]
good luck! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 21:12:52
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I've never been in an actual ATC tower but have watched trainees during their long sessions in sims...it was intense! Shine, tell us how intense it is...anything like we've seen in film or is it (likely) moreso?
speaking of Pushing Tin, how many movies can you name with Air Traffic Controllers in 'em?
Close Encounters of the third Kind (opening scene!)
Airplane
P.Tin
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 21:20:50
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| Think about it people... IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING A PROFESSIONAL PERVET - YOU GET PAID TO LOOK AT NUDE PEOPLE! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 21:26:31
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Starsky and Hutch (I think it was Starsky and Hutch had someone working at a very slow airport, maybe it wasn't S&H)
The 2nd Die Hard (Die Harder?)
Air Force One
All of the Airport movies I'm guessing
Midway (if you're counting aircraft carrier flight controllers)
Top Gun then too |
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martha_promise
= Cult of Ray =
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 21:28:11
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Congratulations. Good luck.
~~Come inside, or...Go Away.~~ |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:06:05
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Nice one Jon.
Looks like you picked a bad week to give up sniffing glue.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:13:37
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LOL
shine, congrats. I wrote a poem inspired by your next job:
So many destination faces going to so many places
Where the weather is much better
And the food is so much cheaper.
Well I help her with her baggage for her baggage is so heavy
I hear the plane is ready by the gateway to take my love away.
And I can't believe that she really wants to leave me and it's getting me so,
It's getting me so.
Airport -
Airport, you've got a smiling face,
you took the one I love so far away
Fly her away
Fly her away
Airport
Airport, you've got a smiling face
You took my lady to another place
Fly her away
Fly her away
The plane is on the move,
And the traces of the love we had in places
Are turning in my mind - how I wish I'd been much stronger
For the wheels are turning faster as I hear the winds are blowing
and I know that she is leaving
On the jet plane way down the runaway.
And I can't believe that she really wants to leave me - and it's
getting me so,
It's getting me so.
Airport -
Airport, you've got a smiling face,
you took the one I love so far away
Fly her away
Fly her away
Airport
Airport, you've got a smiling face
You took my lady to another place
Fly her away
Fly her away
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:24:41
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| fucking hell, i can't believe i visit a site where people post poetry. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 10:19:37
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Best wishes shine, and congrats.!
I just hope they don't go screwing the traffic controllers in Canada like Reagan did here in the 80s. I know it was "necessary for National Security" etc etc, butthey deserved better. Very underappreciated job, imho.
Anyway, it's hard to believe they can make sense of those jumbled moving dots and lines that look more like a solid field of green. It'll be good to know someone of your integrity has got his eyes on the ball. |
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Posted - 03/03/2005 : 10:27:02
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Congratulations Shine, I have a friend that has that job, the bad thing about it is that he can't drink some hours before he goes to work.
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 10:29:03
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Air traffic controllers make really good money don't they?
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 10:47:01
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| I would suspect so. If not then they should. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:18:14
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yeah, pretty big bux, my poem would read more like this:
{edit) - bad poetry
sorry, i got the morning hornies.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 03/03/2005 12:34:38 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:23:16
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| Take them elsewhere big shot! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:24:28
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denis, you are so busted, man! I used to hear that
song all the time on Radio Monte Carlo
out of Beirut in the late 70s. You crack me up, man.
But you are so busted.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:32:59
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
yeah, pretty big bux, my poem would read more like this:
edit: <ok...if you missed it, go listen to some *bad* rap> ;)
sorry, i got the morning hornies.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
I have to eek out a hated "lol" for that one, shine.
I guess the pay worries in the 80s here in the US haven't been an issue in the great land up north (I'm showing my age I guess). Good on ya. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:35:52
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hey apl, don't change my poem around, i would never say anything that tasteless.....
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:40:46
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| Har har, very funny wiseguy. =P |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:44:23
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you change it back now, or just do what i did and put in bad poem...
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 12:54:46
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mwah!
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 01:47:53
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
denis, you are so busted, man! I used to hear that
song all the time on Radio Monte Carlo
out of Beirut in the late 70s. You crack me up, man.
But you are so busted.
So I checked "busted" at urbandictionary.com as I always do and it has a lot of definitions, all of which are quite pejorative.
<<1. busted
A way to describe a very ugly female, who can barely be described as female. A "busted" female is not even considered for Mercy Sex simply because they are so ugly.
4. busted
To be unatrractive, lame, or boring.
6. busted
To be completely without currency, cash, dough, cheese ect
8. busted
An ugly unnatractive male.
12. busted
Being caught red-handed.
13. busted
ugly as hell female.
16. busted
1)to be cougth doing something your not soppose to be doing
2)Past tense of broken
3)A boy band that have started a whole line of new age boy bands that play there own instruments
18. busted
messed up, ugly, raggedy, torn>>
etc, etc.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:10:17
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what were 2,3,5,7.9.10.11,14,15 and 17?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:22:05
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2. busted
Caught.
3. busted
past tense of jizzing.
5. Busted
A band who had possibly one catchy song called 'Year 3000' or something. Their biggest fans are girls who don't really have a clue about good music they're just caught out by their supposed good looks. It has been rumoured they don't even play their own guitars. Busted also spawned another band called McFly which I swear to god do exactly the same songs as Busted which isn't surprising since Busted write their songs and are their best mates. Anyway Busted could be appealing to some, but not people who like proper guitar music.
See crap
Also see McFly
7. busted
a really lame band who i hate. Sure, what i went to school for was mildly amusing, but then it was jumped on by screaming ten year olds and was ruined...
My brother loves them (well, loved, they split up), and spent ages insisting that they were real rock, which they aren't they are just lazy pathetic pseudo-pop rubbish who wouldn't know rock if it jumped up and down in front of them naked.
And now the lead singer wants to make it in an emo band. He's an idiot with no commercial sense, because he has angered the girl-brigade who made him rich, so they won't buy his new stuff, and the people who he is trying to impress already hate him due to busteds rubbishness...
so yeah, thats busted...
i hate busted, they are really lame...
9. busted
Two words - Utter shit.
THANK GOD THEY BROKE UP!!!
Unfortunately, our ears are still plagued by Charlie who categorically refuses to stay off Top of the Pops for more that two weeks. So what he does is form a new band, called Fightstar. Be very, very afraid.
Whatever they say, I still think that the name "Busted" is a corruption of th word "bastard" which is entirely appropriate.
Charlie, ditch the eyebrow pencil. You look like a kappa-slapper. Actually, you probably are one.
10. busted
An ugly unnatractive male.
11. busted
Having large breasts, usually in reference to a women. Used in conjunction with other definitions of 'busted' as a modifier i.e. 'Double-Busted'
That girl has some bounce with her ounce! You've got to hit that Double-Busted chick or you won't have any chance tonight!
14. busted
A great band made up of 3 guys just havin a good time. Charlie(Guitar), James(Guitar)n Matt(Bass) maybe they dont include the drummer in the band but they DO have a drummer- Dammon. They may like Rock bands but that doesnt mean they want 2 be 1 they Know they r a POP band and they are PROUD!
Busted= Been compared an ealy version of Blink 182 who slowly began 2 be more Rock so if Busted hadnt of Split maybe they would of as well.
15. Busted
A shitty cheesy op rock band who attempt to copy BLINK 182 when in all honesty they have no chance of doing with such lyrics as "I messed my pants when we flew over france" give me a break you teenage helmet party drop outs.
Busted are fucking shit.
17. busted
busted, it's two o damn clock in the morning where you been?
baby didn't you get my two-way, i was with my girl friends.
an awesome isley brothers song
19. busted
A boyband who, after an extensive career spanning 2 years, split up in January 2005. Busted exploited the punk scene for commerial success and profit, wearing skater clothes and producing unoringinal pop songs which were based around a pop-punk sound, aiming their music at 12 year old girls who have no taste in music. One member of the 'band' (who incidently had no drummer) even admitted to copying billy-joe armstong from Greenday. Busteds defining moment was their cover of the undertones' classic teenage kicks, which was quite frankly an insult to the aforementioned band and an embararrasment to all who witnessed this tragic event. It has been rumoured that since the split, the band have become pringfolds although this is yet to be confirmed.
In their hit single 'Year 3000' Busted claimed that their next door neighbour had been to the year 3000 in a time machine and that everyone had bought their 7th album. Some people may doubt this claim, but but if its true then a logical conclusion would be that the band will one day reform, since they only released 2 albums. We can only hope they were lying.
20. busted
Brit Pop at it's worst
21. Busted
A crap english manufactued POP group that
1. Mime
2. Pretend to play instruments
3. Dress like people they deffintly aren't
4. Think people will remember them in the year 3000 when no one will now of them by 2006 and they'll have to go on some program like i'm a celebratiy...... or some crap five program just to make the public remember that what we arent missing and try and earn themsevles a record conract and release a single no one will buy
5. try to impersinate and copy well established bands like BLINK 182and AC/DC
6. target the gullibly music markets that is the teenie-boppers and pre-teens
7. Along with there bumchums McFly are responsible for the diminidhing record sell that are stoping the breakthrough of decent british bands
mindwashed child :- i love busted there so good cause they cna jump play guitar and sing
Any other Person:- shut the f**k up you mindless teenie-booper who is responsable for ruining the british music industrie just when decent new bands are coming through
22. busted
(adj.) weird-looking, ugly, not attractive
23. busted
horrendously ugly; violently deformed.
24. Busted
A person having any of these characteristics: unattractive, unclean, and overall unpleasant to look at, is BUSTED!
25. busted
ugly, nasty, tore up
26. busted
ugly
27. busted
1. Caught, by parents, teachers, cops, etc.
2. Devirginized
28. Busted
1. To play an instraument out of tune or pretend to play an instraument
2. To be ugly
3. To annoy a large amount of people
29. busted
being extremely intoxicated from alcohol beverages
30. busted
An extremely agitating and talentless 'punk' band consisting of three English fags who can't seem to sing without putting on a fake, annoying American accent. Every song they do is utter shite and they should really just fuck off and die along with their 10 year old fans.
busted, fuck off and die.
31. Busted
A bunch of goons who thought at the beginning of there crappy lives they would grow large eyebrows and be a classy rockband but because they sucked as a rock band they thought they would be a pop band. Not only does their music suck but they give no credit to there shitty drummer. (There'll probably be some busted bummers who disagree though).
busted: Hi I'm Chipmunk (Matt), I'm Eyebrows (charlie) and I'm nobhead(guy who's name I don't know) and we're Busted.
32. busted
1 - to describe any situation wher ethe pigs come and steal your weed and arrest u for it
2 - a crappy pop group
33. Busted
complete shite who take great songs I.E teenage kicks and turn them into shite. Also, They do NOT play guitars, they dont have them plugged in, and where is the bass player? on a few occasions they have been surrounded by a circle of drums for *atmosphere* what twonks. Only pre-teenage girls who dream of being rockers like them, and also pre teenagers who have never listened to proper music in there life and only recently stopped admitting to liking pop and hip hop, and now claim they like 'rock'. but they dont, they like shite.
34. Busted
Busted = Blink 182 in disguise!!!
35. busted
A Band who have good songs but cannot sing at all just check out top of the pops when they perform live!
36. Busted
Biggist pile of shite ever to grace the british music industry. Young girls think they are git and rock,although it is ovious they are gay.
" did you see busted on TOTP "
" yeh there pathetic when they mime those guitars"
" o yeh and when they do the stupid jump"
"lets go get out guns and look for them"
" ok! "
Denis
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:24:24
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uh, 8 and 10 are the same!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:30:26
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Damn, you're right. They changed the order of the definitions between this morning and now. I'll start again:
1. busted
A way to describe a very ugly female, who can barely be described as female. A "busted" female is not even considered for Mercy Sex simply because they are so ugly.
2. busted
Caught.
3. busted
past tense of jizzing.
4. busted
To be unatrractive, lame, or boring.
5. Busted
A band who had possibly one catchy song called 'Year 3000' or something. Their biggest fans are girls who don't really have a clue about good music they're just caught out by their supposed good looks. It has been rumoured they don't even play their own guitars. Busted also spawned another band called McFly which I swear to god do exactly the same songs as Busted which isn't surprising since Busted write their songs and are their best mates. Anyway Busted could be appealing to some, but not people who like proper guitar music.
See crap
Also see McFly
Commercial:
The new Busted album is out on sale featuring even more strangely contorted faces on the cover! Buy Soon! Only 2.99 'cause it's shit!
6. busted
A band that have finally split up.
TV: ...Busted have split...
Me: w0000000000t! *has party*
7. busted
a really lame band who i hate. Sure, what i went to school for was mildly amusing, but then it was jumped on by screaming ten year olds and was ruined...
My brother loves them (well, loved, they split up), and spent ages insisting that they were real rock, which they aren't they are just lazy pathetic pseudo-pop rubbish who wouldn't know rock if it jumped up and down in front of them naked.
And now the lead singer wants to make it in an emo band. He's an idiot with no commercial sense, because he has angered the girl-brigade who made him rich, so they won't buy his new stuff, and the people who he is trying to impress already hate him due to busteds rubbishness...
so yeah, thats busted...
i hate busted, they are really lame...
8. busted
To be completely without currency, cash, dough, cheese ect
9. busted
Two words - Utter shit.
THANK GOD THEY BROKE UP!!!
Unfortunately, our ears are still plagued by Charlie who categorically refuses to stay off Top of the Pops for more that two weeks. So what he does is form a new band, called Fightstar. Be very, very afraid.
Whatever they say, I still think that the name "Busted" is a corruption of th word "bastard" which is entirely appropriate.
Charlie, ditch the eyebrow pencil. You look like a kappa-slapper. Actually, you probably are one.
10. busted
An ugly unnatractive male.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:30:34
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| There are loads missing. Busted again. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:31:46
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That still doesn't explain me what kathryn meant.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:33:29
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| She meant busted as in caught out. |
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