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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 02/24/2005 : 14:37:55
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What are your favorites?
One of mine is: "Jesus loves you. Everyone else
thinks you're an asshole."
This thread was inspired by the "University of Cape Town" bumpersticker I saw today and it is dedicated to Surfer Rosa.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:02:15
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Its your god, they're your rules,
YOU got to hell.
Stop Courtney Love before she kills again.
George W Bush does NOT care about YOU.
Classic Rock Ruined My Life.
Can't Sleep. Clowns Will Eat Me.
You're a republican. How quaint.
Would you drive any better with that SUV shoved up your ass? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:11:31
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"Put down the phone and DRIVE."
"Proud parent of Franklin Elementary School Bully of the Month" |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:11:49
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I always liked "clap one hand if you're for Buddha"
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:18:16
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"I'm waiting for the rapture...so all these assholes will LEAVE"
"Fuck the Pigs" ( a few ways that one could be taken - spotted next to a fraternal order of police medallion)
"I eat the flesh of the living...and I vote."
"Electricians Local 341"
*festoon* |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:26:20
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
"Proud parent of Franklin Elementary School Bully of the Month"
That just reminds me of
Roosevelt Franklin, Baaahhhh, elementary school. 
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:30:25
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I have to admit that some of mine exist only in my mind.
I have seen:
Come the Rapture, Can I have Your Car?
Good ol' 90's standby:
Subvert The Dominant Paradigm
Who is Jello Biafra and why is he following me? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 15:54:34
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The one on my vehicle is:
On the eight day god created Frank Black.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:23:00
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my kid sold dope to your honour roll kid
honk if you're illiterate
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:25:11
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I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 18:32:20
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I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 19:16:07
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I eat tofu and I vote -- my friend has that.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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n/a
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 23:40:54
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I would love to have that KSR:
"Who is Jello Biafra and why is he following me?"
Or that Kiki..."I eat tofu and I vote"
Beleive it or not, we don't have that sense of humour around here, I think that almost anyone has those things on their cars!
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 01:06:45
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I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 04:12:45
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
The one on my vehicle is:
On the eight day god created Frank Black.
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My birthday's coming up, KOK!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:16:28
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Pure Reason Revolution |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:23:57
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:32:48
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i like "ESCHEW OBFUSCATION"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:36:20
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am i the only person who feels violent impulses surge within when i see the "PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSLESS ACTS OF BEAUTY" bumpersticker? it makes me cringe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:37:58
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I cringe at all bumperstickers to be honest with you.
Pure Reason Revolution |
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n/a
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:40:58
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Me too, we're lucky here because nobody uses it, it's hard to see one.
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:07:32
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quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games! |
Edited by - tobafett on 02/25/2005 11:08:06 |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:16:05
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Discourage inbreeding....ban country music.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:56:29
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I say the old "kill your television" should be updated to:
"Kill your computer."
KoK, howbout just "Stop Country."
"My radio hates me."
"Fuck Profanity." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:15:08
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
am i the only person who feels violent impulses surge within when i see the "PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS AND SENSLESS ACTS OF BEAUTY" bumpersticker? it makes me cringe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I once spoke with the (of course) Berkeley-based lesbian professional-housesitter who made up that bumpersticker.
Rita, you are lucky to live in a land that is bumpersticker-free.
Where I live you have to have at least two of these magnetic
yellow ribbon things that say "Support our troops" and that show your patriotism. Some people have several, say, a red-white-and-blue one and a camouflage one, that say things like "These colors don't run" or "America: Love it or leave it."
KOK, I am counting the days until my birthday....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:31:25
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I like this one, it used to be my sig.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:09:23
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I once spoke with the (of course) Berkeley-based lesbian professional-housesitter who made up that bumpersticker.
did you have a chance to broach the subject of her being a fucking idiot? i mean, it doesn't even make sense. why would i want to perform "senseless" acts of beauty?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:47:05
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the whole thing's way too flaky for me. she's was a nutcase. i'm always
suspect when i see someone who has that on their car. i mean, really.
what does it tell you about a person!?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 18:51:48
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
i mean, really.
what does it tell you about a person!?
that they're actually evil to the core, thus trying to overcompensate with an overt (non-heartfelt) message of peace and kindness
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:28:47
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meaning that behind their spacy/groovy facade
lies a cold-hearted psychopath -- i live among
these people, the groovy freaksters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:37:01
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i know the type. i did live in Berkeley for a while
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:43:02
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Beserkeley?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:17:14
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quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games!
What?
Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:44:03
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
meaning that behind their spacy/groovy facade
lies a cold-hearted psychopath -- i live among
these people, the groovy freaksters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
amen
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 02:02:54
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quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
[quote]Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B Select Start
I downloaded a few of their tunes...not bad...and they reminded me to go play some real video games!
What?
go figure...the name's not exactly the same but it made me think of them, anyway.
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start is the name of a band...
http://www.upupdowndown.org/
so i went to the nes vault online and downloaded contra...sorry to be so cryptic! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 10:58:56
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[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
This thread was inspired by the "University of Cape Town" bumpersticker I saw today and it is dedicated to Surfer Rosa.
Thank you Kathryn.
I have a "bitch on board" sticker that I'm saving for when I finally start driving.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Bumperstickers!
