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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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 Posted - 02/16/2005 : 20:48:27
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Now this so happens to be a first-person account of just exactly how
My life changed in unforeseen ways
And if you fancy to hear my tale just ensconce yourself where you currently rest
I’ll enlighten you on the subject of
how I managed to rise to become the majestrate of a province known as bel-aire
In west Yorkshire fashioned and civilized
On the recreational area is where I frittered away past times of yore
Mellowing out, culminating, simmering down all stylish
And all fancying myself and my compatriots a delightful round of croquet
When a couple of philistine ruffians bemused that we were taking place in iniquitous activities
Started acting reprehensible in my township
I got in one trivial joust and my matriarch became distressed
And said you’re relocating to the locality of the governor and governness of bel-aire
I hailed a horse-driven carriage and when it ventured forth, the
identification placard said unconventional and featured a cube shaped gambling accessory in the mirror
I conjectured to myself this transportation vehicle was inconcievable
But I pondered, now overlook this peculiarity, onward esteemed gentlemen! To bel-aire!
I dismounted at a residence at about quince or pence
And I bellowed to the entourage, ahoy! We shall encounter each other at a later date!
Looked at my holdings, I had finally reached the intended location
To establish my reign, as the contemporary magestrate of bel-aire
Got coffee, got donuts, got wasted.. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2005 : 20:56:12
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Nice eulogy, Spun.
Man that sucks.  Too bad I will never see the Rolling Stones!!!
Well I gotta say he will be missed for his artistry. And no one can blame him for not living every moment to the fullest. |
Edited by - Daisy Girl on 02/16/2005 21:02:22 |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2005 : 20:57:16
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source?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2005 : 21:52:34
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| Nothing on rollingstones.com, keithrichards.com, cnn, yahoo, google, etc as of now...where'd ya hear it? |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2005 : 23:48:00
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That's very bad news, they were a great band, in the old days.
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 00:01:43
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I don't think he's dead... There's no news of it...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
I guess he's been "nearly dead or almost dead" (Princess Bride Reference, der) for years... at least |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 02/17/2005 00:04:07 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 04:29:31
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He's not dead, spunXtain is just crazy.
Love, love, my season |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:16:21
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I hope so...
Tell me how this story ends
Before the fires go cold |
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Black_francis_
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
157 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:37:56
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| you wanna something really interesting? i was named after keith richards. isnt that nice? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 05:44:48
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Nice one Bob.
Love, love, my season |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 06:13:52
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Hahaha, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, you nutter!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 07:20:37
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Yeah I got the Fresh Prince reworking, but what the hell has it got to do with Keith Richards?
Love, love, my season |
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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 09:26:46
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sorry it was just a bad joke. i was a bit drunk last night. Love live the Stones!
Got coffee, got donuts, got wasted.. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 09:31:57
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quote:
Originally posted by spunXtain
Got coffee, got donuts, got wasted, got some forum members very confused..
Love, love, my season |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 13:41:21
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did you put the lyrics into an english-to-hoity-toity-english translator? if not, very good! ;)
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/17/2005 : 15:47:18
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Come on! Do we REALLY have to resort to announcing the deaths of celebrities to get people to read our threads?
Stay tuned for "David Lovering shocked to death by own electrified pickle," coming soon to a forum near you!
(The thread will actually be the lyrics to the "Friends" theme in Mafia-speak.)
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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spunXtain
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2005 : 20:19:51
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actually, another forum called the LUE that i'm a member of sort of dared me to do it. on that forum, it's a "fad" to post a really attention grabbing topic name and then posting song lyrics or an ascii art. one of the topics was "post a LUE fad on another board and post the results".
This is one of the only other places I go, so I came here. Sorry if I upset anyone. and im glad you like my interpretation of the fresh prince theme.
Got coffee, got donuts, got wasted.. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2005 : 03:03:54
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You certainly didn't offend me but I have to say it's an odd game they got you playing at LUE.
Love, love, my season |
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Keith Richards found dead RIP
