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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:16:14
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so who's coming round for beers and loud musics?
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:19:54
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If I chicken outta mine, I'll be straight round sharpish.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:23:16
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huzzah!
If I said I could also provide tequila and fajitas would that help...
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:29:10
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Mmmm - sex drugs and rock and roll vs tequila and fajitas
You're making it hard. My flesh is weak as is my mind.
Are the fajitas made according to Floop's famous recipe?
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:42:55
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nooo..... floop recipe.....
ah well, my house is always here anyway, looks like I'm going to have to go descend on someone this weekend, where's my map gone...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:47:05
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What were your plans?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:52:34
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I was going to build a space rocket in the back yard and fly to the nearest star but the copper-coated twirlygigylator didn't arrive and the factory reckons they can't get it sent out till next week at the earliest now, which is a bit of a pisser but as we all know a space rocket 'aint going anywhere without a copper-coated twirlygigylator. I had the fajitas for the journey and the tequila to christen my ship before her maiden voyage. I was going to call her 'spinky'
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:54:40
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Sorry, I was just curious. Fuck off you nosy bastard would have done.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 08:58:47
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tetchy tetchy...
couple of friends were supposed to come over for food and films one had to cancel because it's her new beau's birthday so we postponed to next weekend.
space rocket story was more interesting than the truth.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:03:03
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I prefer the space rocket story and am choosing to ignore the food and films one.
Unless you say you were preparing for your space rocket trip - you could be watching erm health and safety films or something and building reserves for the long trip?
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:08:33
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six hours of this bad boy i had lined up
all to waste...
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:11:49
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My plan's for the weekend involved constructing furniture bought cheaply from the big new Ikea that's just opened.
However, I pulled up today (opening day) to be told that the store was closed, due to their having been a large scale riot and stabbing as the doors opened at midnight. I asked when it was expected to open up again, thinking along the lines of later in the afternoon, and the tired-looking Saffa said, 'maybe Saturday'.
Properly hilarious. Only in North London do you get a stabbing at a furniture store opening.
So. Count me in.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:26:56
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WHAT!? How bizzare! A stabbing at a furniture opening! Cheesy, you have find out more, I need to hear the whole story.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:29:18
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it's on the bbc website, craziness, ikea slashed prices for one day and there was a huge crowd surge as the doors opened and lots of people got crushed and stuff..
so thats nearly two people i got now! if i get three i may make after eight vodka
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:34:25
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
ikea slashed prices
You should work for the Sun newspaper. That's genius punditry right there Kitty.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:37:18
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without even thinking as well
hot diggedy damn
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:43:10
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By the way, the stabbing was unrelated.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:45:25
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My dads girlfriend told my brothers and i about this, she even made the ripping gesture with her hand, my dad and my brothers cringed while we giggled a bit.
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 09:47:40
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
By the way, the stabbing was unrelated.
Love, love, my season
Mr. would you mind to check your email?
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 12:04:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
My plan's for the weekend involved constructing furniture bought cheaply from the big new Ikea that's just opened.
However, I pulled up today (opening day) to be told that the store was closed, due to their having been a large scale riot and stabbing as the doors opened at midnight. I asked when it was expected to open up again, thinking along the lines of later in the afternoon, and the tired-looking Saffa said, 'maybe Saturday'.
Properly hilarious. Only in North London do you get a stabbing at a furniture store opening.
So. Count me in.
"What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise, is in fact the brilliant music of a genius"
Funniest post on forum EVER!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 12:21:32
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Sadly Kathryn, like I said, the stabbing was unrelated. It's lost some of it's humour now for me.
The riot was not quite as large scale as they had Simon believe either. It was no LA.
I was very dissapointed to find this out.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:45:06
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I dunno, 4000 people trying to get in the same sets of doors. The pictures in the paper looked pretty ugly. 9 ambulances called, tons of police, all this sort of nonsense.
Amused me for a while though. Teach to build a giant shop in frikkin' Edmonton.
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:49:11
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I saw what happened on the news, those people must be crazy!
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:51:22
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Ace! It made Portugal!
Far more interesting than Prince Charles.
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:54:06
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We had the Prince Charles news too...
All this news on the most important portuguese channel.
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 15:54:41
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nice sig cheesoid!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:38:54
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tomorrow night my friends are taking me out because i haven't had sex in a year. file that under "weekend plans i wish would fall through."
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:41:44
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
The riot was not quite as large scale as they had Simon believe either. It was no LA.
that's right man! we know how to riot in STYLE!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:35:03
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Burnin' cars, looted mini-malls, the sound of choppers overhead. Man, I miss LA!
Why was prince charles in the news? What lame news is out of the palace now?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:48:04
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Originally posted by dayanara
tomorrow night my friends are taking me out because i haven't had sex in a year. file that under "weekend plans i wish would fall through."
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
Oh my god! What sort of friends do you have? They sound more like pimps. If they come out wearing a purple velvet suit, I'd start worrying.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:51:53
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Hey, Homers:
hovercars!!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:59:09
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What? Does that mean you are going to invent and build a hovercar this weekend? Nathan will be so pleased. He can finally stop mentioning them now.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:59:33
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Hovercars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 18:04:44
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If you email me the plans I can let him know. He'll be made up, I'm sure he'd love to see them. Don't let him down though Kiki, he's been hurt before on this one.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 18:06:13
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I'll be gentle with him, Homers.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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my plans for the weekend fell through
