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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
 Posted - 02/08/2005 : 23:18:34
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I just played my first open mic performance with me and my acoustic guitar. It's an open mic/talent show which the winner can win prizes. I won the popular vote. What the fuck? I laughed. It was ridiculous...these other people were far superior to me.
The good news is that they were all Pixies/FB tunes, and I tacked on two originals cause I had more time than I expected. River Euphrates, Cactus, Nadine, Ed Is Dead, Holiday Song, Nimrod's Son, Subbacultcha, Where Is My Mind, Ant Song (original), You Make Me Wanna Disappear (original). It's good news cause it means people are actually open to that music...or maybe I just performed well. Who knows. I was slightly drunk and very weird and nervous.
I unfortunately did not get laid as a result of my performance. I did win $18, though. It would have been more had more people showed up.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 01:28:20
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I don't think you can get laid for $18, but you could maybe have had a blowjob?
Denis
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 01:54:06
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You have to play Maroon 5 if you want to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 04:35:32
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Well done Jim. Things are looking up. Any further word on that T.V show yet?
Love, love, my season |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 05:54:51
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A guy I know (who once was a close friend but is now a crack head) once got laid with only two dollars and a used, winning scratch ticket worth five dollars. He used to be really smooth so maybe that's how he worked his magic with the young lady. Or maybe she was a a skanky crackhead as well.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 07:13:04
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congrats jim! throw in some more originals next time and let us know how it goes
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 08:55:45
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This should be a clue that your entire perception is far too focused on the small ups and downs of everyday life. It's great news and you (justly) feel good about it, but don't let the next little downturn (which is inevitable - like next time you play you might lose to someone who you feel isn't as good as you or perhaps you introduced some originals and wonder if that's it or maybe you just have an off night) bring you down again.
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 11:01:15
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
This should be a clue that your entire perception is far too focused on the small ups and downs of everyday life. It's great news and you (justly) feel good about it, but don't let the next little downturn (which is inevitable - like next time you play you might lose to someone who you feel isn't as good as you or perhaps you introduced some originals and wonder if that's it or maybe you just have an off night) bring you down again.
No, no... It's not me that has to pay for sex, it's the crackhead friend of mine. Yeah he was happy when he found that five dollar scratch. And yes he'll probably be a bit down the next time he can't get seven bucks together but hey that's the life of a crackhead.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/09/2005 : 11:19:36
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
This should be a clue that your entire perception is far too focused on the small ups and downs of everyday life. It's great news and you (justly) feel good about it, but don't let the next little downturn (which is inevitable - like next time you play you might lose to someone who you feel isn't as good as you or perhaps you introduced some originals and wonder if that's it or maybe you just have an off night) bring you down again.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
COF, in all honesty and with not a trace of sarcasm:
I will fire my therapist and just listen to you from now on.
And I'll lay off the crack.
Jim, that's great! Congrats. Next time I hope you will the electorate college, too, not just the popular vote. Seriously,
congrats to you!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:06:59
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i think we all focus on the ups and downs of everyday life. that's life. i don't know why jim is "far too focused" on this..
congrats brother. you should feel good about it. maybe next time you'll win the grand prize, AND get laid
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 12:18:54
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I'm sorry. I tried to resist. But you know what they say, the flesh is weak.
Ladies and germs, Timbuk 3!
The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
I study nuclear science, I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doin' all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
I got a job waiting for my graduation
50 thou' and year will buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doin' all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doin' all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science, I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doin' all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades...
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:43:39
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Speaking of hookers, I had to get out of the house last night so I went with my brother and his girlfriend to his house and we stopped at Dairy Queen on the way there because I hadn't ate supper.
When we had gotten our food and were walking back to the car we saw some really really REALLY fat guy (I'm talking big, like even the way he walks is all slouched because he's so fat that gravity is fucking his shit up) was with a rather good-looking girl (probably about not even a quarter of his size) who was about 16-25 (she was young and short).
Like I said this female was rather attractive, anyways we saw the guy walking on the side-walk of the strip-mall where all of this stuff was locatd (It's like, Dairy Queen, Subway, some laundry place and a hair parlor) and when we were walking out we saw the guy with the girl sitting in a booth and the guy was totally gonzo handiling this chick.
He had his mouth on her nipples and everything! They were totally going at it right there infront of a window in Subway, and this guy must have been in his early 30's and really un-attractive (and fat as I had mentioned). My brother suggested that possibly "he had a beautiful mind" but I don't think a brain that good-looking could possibly convince a chick to get it on in the middle of Subway with that guy.
So to my conclousion - it was probably a hooker. A young one at that, probably not even legal. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:47:06
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She was legal man!
And why don't you take picture next time, it will last longer.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:47:10
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sounds like a good post for the "Dirty Feeling" thread
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:50:16
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
She was legal man!
And why don't you take picture next time, it will last longer.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:56:09
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And so goes another thread...
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:58:37
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The state of denial. I describe myself as having a few extra pounds. I guess I'm...
"really really REALLY fat guy (I'm talking big, like even the way he walks is all slouched because he's so fat that gravity is fucking his shit up)"
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 15:59:46
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They didn't have that as an option in the body type section.
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:01:12
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:01:15
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What on earth are you talking about, KOK?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:01:17
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this thread would be on page 15 by now if it wasn't for my wackyness.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:03:00
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Still have no clue what you're talking about, Sasquatchdude.
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:03:11
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I don't see hookers very often though, I remember one time when I was younger my uncle brought one to one of my parent's parties. She was like exactly 18 (she showed us a birth certificate when we had questioned her) and he name was... no kidding... "Loula"
My uncle has a mullet. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:04:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Elephant
Alberta, Canada.
hmm, let's see..
*puts on bi-focals*
ah yes, Canada!
14.
looks like you're ok
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:05:24
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Originally posted by Elephant
I don't see hookers very often though, I remember one time when I was younger my uncle brought one to one of my parent's parties. She was like exactly 18 (she showed us a birth certificate when we had questioned her) and he name was... no kidding... "Loula"
My uncle has a mullet.
Time for family photo's thread!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:06:37
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Age of Conscent was so great.
I love New Order.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:08:11
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Age of Conscent was so great.
I love New Order.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
what?
I'm cranking New order right now!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:09:16
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That's darn sanctimonilicious!
(Did I spell it right?)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:10:11
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I really should find a photo of him, he has 4 illigitmate children and has spent time "in the pen". Also his 21 year old daughter got knocked up and now she has a baby boy. His other son who is in his early twenties has been in and out of jail since the age of 16.
My brother has already applied for a name change and I will do the same when I reach eighteen. It's a horrible thing to have your name tarnished in the local news-papper every so once and a while. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:11:05
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I second the motion for a "family photos" thread!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 16:13:07
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Ok ok ok... let me look through the photo album to find a picture of him especially for my fellow FrankBlack.net forum members.
I can't find the power plug-in thing for my scanner but I have all the drivers installed, so I think I will just take a picture of a picture with my digital camerea. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 18:46:49
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Back on topic for a sec, I just glimpsed my future and it
looked back at me and smirked. I'm gonna go crawl in a
hole a die now. Bye.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 19:49:10
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El Barto I bet it was your sexy good looks that helped get the vote. 
That plus I bet you're better than what you're letting on. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2005 : 22:18:43
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Are you coming on to me?
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 00:35:48
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dude she's married...
daisy, you coming on to him?
dirty dawg
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 03:45:52
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and the guy was totally gonzo handiling this chick.
Squeeze me? Baking soda?
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I guess the future ain't so bleak
