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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
  
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 06:45:25
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quote: Originally posted by IceCream
I don't like it when people add an "s" onto something that's not supposed to have an "s" on it. Like the restaurant "Ruby Tuesday". It's not "Ruby Tuesday's". If there were supposed to be an apostrophe followed by an s, there would be. It's not supposed to be possessive.
When my youngest son was first in day care, two of his teachers would always talk about going to "Target's" or "Safeway's." I found it more charming than peevish.
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
  
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 07:34:50
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one more: when people say "i'm joking" when it's so obvious they're not. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
   
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 08:18:59
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When people are drunk and they don't let you finish one God damn sentence without butting in. Not that it happened all night last night...
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
   
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 09:20:46
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That reminds me I hate it when people get really drunk and start talking way too loud
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
  
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 09:26:28
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!? I HAVEN'T HAD A FUCKING DROP TO DRINK!!!
i'm joking
(i really am)
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
   
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 09:31:05
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2012 : 18:25:55
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i can't stand it when, in emails, people use formal, proper paragraph breaks and spacing for the whole message, but then for their signature they don't. like this:
Dear So and So,
I wanted to say this and that.
It's great I'm saying all this. I have great sense of formal letter writing structure. Or do I?
Sincerely, Mary
fucking hate that. why would you double space everything else except the last thing? why?
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2012 : 21:25:16
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auto signature....
speaking of which. i hate iy when people have a picture in their signature so it looks like you got an attachment in your e-mail.
And i think "think twice about the environment before printing" is pretty passe. shut it buddy, i'll print whatever i want, i only paid $3.88 for this ream of paper and i donate at least triple that to environmental causes each year.
20th Anniversary Tour; Teenager Of The Year: Live and Complete - Coming Soon in 2014 to your favorite venue! |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2012 : 07:17:15
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even if its auto sig you can use proper spacing
i'm not a structure / grammar nazi. but I find it annoying when people who do seem to want to use formal structure (say, an official work related correspondence) and they do this. it's so fucking annoying. and looks terrible
it makes me appreciate it more when people do have respect for structure (and more eye-pleasing symmetry)
sincerely,
floop
(see - should be a space there)
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
  
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2012 : 10:24:33
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Women who don't put the toilet seat up when they're done.
Cyberhugs are for pussies. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2012 : 12:28:36
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Now see, if you were a regular reader of the commode chronicle, you'd know that that isn't terribly gallant.
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2012 : 01:59:43
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cabinet doors being left open. what are we, neanderthals?
------------------------------ they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
  
3648 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2012 : 08:50:01
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grocery store cashiers who make any comments on the products I'm buying
going VoVat on this shit |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2012 : 09:28:50
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People and their pet peeves. Have we had that one yet?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2012 : 18:39:08
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quote: Originally posted by Jose Jones
cabinet doors being left open. what are we, neanderthals?
------------------------------ they were the heroes of old, men of renown.
that would be good band name: The Neanderthal Cabinets
20th Anniversary Tour; Teenager Of The Year: Live and Complete - Coming Soon in 2014 to your favorite venue! |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2012 : 06:42:28
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This is a really stupid one but I don't like weather reports. Nothing against weather. I just hate the sound of people talking fast about weather. It's like a worm in the brain. And they just get sprung on you, no warning.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2013 : 09:15:15
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- anything sticky on my hands or things I use with my hands
- people talking with their mouth full of food (causes desire to punch face)
- short internet films that have self-indulgent opening or closing credit scrolls that go on longer than the film, as if anyone gives a fuck
- people saying "am I right?!" or whatever is the recent popular saying from whatever recent popular tv show or commercial, as if it is clever and or original. like, "wassssupppp" in the early 90's
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2013 : 10:33:13
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in the "I'm going to hell" category:
- hate when car wash employees change my seat settings. hope you were comfortable during the 10 feet you drove my car. no tip
- hate when my maids hide my shit from me. I thought maids were supposed to make your life easier. not make you search for an hour trying to find your fucking camera
- hate when homeless panhandlers aren't missing limbs. just kidding
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2013 : 04:50:15
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people pronouncing the word human "youman"
use your H's people
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2013 : 01:15:09
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wet door knobs. should be outlawed. |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2013 : 05:39:01
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when dining out with someone and person next to you asks what you're eating, starts making small talk
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2013 : 18:24:46
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- people who enter the elevator before you have exited. isn't it, like, logical etiquette to let the person getting out get out first, before you fucking go in, you fat fuck? - people who take too long at a coffee sugar / creamer station, stirring their coffee 100 times. it's not going to get any more blended. it's hot coffee. the sugar disintegrates instantaneously. probably takes 2, maybe 3 stirs, and your coffee and sugar will be blended. - people not posting pet peeves - people who have a lot of pet peeves
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
  
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2013 : 20:27:33
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the tart face wearing a hooded sweatshirt that while driving dons said hood.
peripheral vision anyone?
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2013 : 21:16:07
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quote: Originally posted by floop
people who have a lot of pet peeves
     green star member since 2006. smb?
People who claim other people's pet peeves as their own. Go get your own peeves!
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 02/04/2013 : 21:17:25
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quote: Originally posted by trobrianders
People and their pet peeves. Have we had that one yet?
_______________ Ed is the hoo hoo
_______________ Ed is the hoo hoo |
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The Maharal
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1014 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2013 : 02:00:26
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People who pull out on you and then proceed to drive very slow. Bastards. |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2013 : 13:07:15
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- chopped salads. why chop them? makes it impossible to get salad on fork. eating shouldn't be made difficult
- people using the term "delish"
- food writers describing things as "sexy" all the time. the only time you could describe food as "sexy" is if said food were strewn across Salma Hayek's chest. i'd give you that
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2013 : 16:51:17
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People who take an elevator up one floor or down two or less floors. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
   
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2013 : 20:36:55
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oh heah. The other day I waited like a year for an elevator to go from 3rd to ground floor, and it stopped at the 2nd for a woman who pressed 1. drove me nuts.
Denis
Obsidiana Bijoux |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
  
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 01:09:19
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People who can't tell a proper peeve from being coddled.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 05:45:13
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people who name their kids obnoxiously long names with 5 syllables, and insist on calling their kid by that name repeatedly (as opposed to a shortened version) as a way if broadcasting 'look at how unique my kids name is'
     green star member since 2006. smb? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
  
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 05:59:55
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•People who take too long at the salsa bar because they are buying lunch for their whole fucking family •People in line ahead of you who are buying food "to go" for a bunch of people; this is especially annoying if it happens in Burbank and the person is obviously a gopher for one of the movie studios •People who take too long at the salsa bar because they are buying Mexican food to take back to a movie studio for a bunch of people who hired him to do stupid shit like buying lunch for a crowd of people; gopher doesn't give a shit that your burrito is getting cold while you wait because he works for a studio and is inherently more important than you and buying food for people who are vastly more important than you •Studio people who take over a block in your neighborhood to film some stupid TV show and treat you like a second class citizen because you do not work on the set and therefore are inherently less important than them •The reply "No worries." (I could be wrong but I assume this is a Canadian thing. It seems like it often accompanies a Canadian accent.) Who said I'm worrying about it? Who said I give a shit enough to worry??? Hey, I have enough real worries to worry about the stupid shit that usually elicits the "no worries" response. |
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 07:39:58
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quote: Originally posted by BLT
•People in line ahead of you who are buying food "to go" for a bunch of people; this is especially annoying if it happens in Burbank and the person is obviously a gopher for one of the movie studios •People who take too long at the salsa bar because they are buying Mexican food to take back to a movie studio for a bunch of people who hired him to do stupid shit like buying lunch for a crowd of people; gopher doesn't give a shit that your burrito is getting cold while you wait because he works for a studio and is inherently more important than you and buying food for people who are vastly more important than you
as someone who used to do that I can tell you it's not fun or easy. so, if its any consolation, the person getting food is probably getting paid hardly anything and putting up with a lot of difficult personalities / divas, working 14 hour days, then going home to a bachelor apartment to eat cold pizza and masturbate to Internet porn on a dial up connection
I did (and still do) always find it interesting, and often annoying, what bizarre diets people have. I think LA has by far the widest variety of off the wall diets. it's like a badge of pride to have some impossible eating requirements
then there are people who are wildly rich and could choose to eat anything they want but they just want McDonalds or Taco Bell (like Barry Sonnenfeld)
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
  
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2013 : 08:47:19
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Believe me, I never once thought it was easy or fun. Actually it's one of the shittiest fucking jobs I can imagine and I'm sure I would never make the grade. |
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