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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 09/15/2013 : 12:30:56
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DIY trousers? is that what the kids are wearing these days?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2013 : 16:05:50
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2013 : 07:46:09
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I'm sick of superlatives. "Best ever!", "funniest video" etc.
Like the word "awesome", superlatives mean nothing anymore.
Fuck your superlatives. They are lies. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2013 : 08:06:15
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
I'm sick of superlatives. "Best ever!", "funniest video" etc.
Like the word "awesome", superlatives mean nothing anymore.
Fuck your superlatives. They are lies.
Talentless hordes clamouring for attention. It's getting bad here too.
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Arm Arm Arm
* Dog in the Sand *
1038 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2013 : 14:16:25
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Originally posted by floop
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pet peeve 117: squirting lime on your taco and a stray stream of lime juice jets directly into your eyeball. it happens so often there should be a name for this.
Have one of your maids squirt the lime. |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2013 : 17:05:13
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zing! BAAH-ZORP!!
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2013 : 01:17:06
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Originally posted by floop
you might say, why not do it with your eyes closed, but my lime distribution on my taco requires very surgical placement. every drop is strategically placed
green star member since 2006. smb?
Kudos for maintaining eye contact during the limeshot.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2013 : 08:46:32
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- not putting napkins in my to go order
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2013 : 08:47:19
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- Europeans who call to-go "take away"
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2013 : 09:30:55
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| when i was little i used to be very annoyed when after reading an interesting film or show title in the tv listings, e.g. Cyclops, and eagerly anticipating it, it turned out to be something completely different and inexcusably dull. i remember that peeve ended with Kiss of the Spider Woman, though. |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2013 : 16:17:23
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
- Europeans who call to-go "take away"
take-out? |
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2013 : 09:41:20
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| rushing to the car, driving off, rolling the windows back up because of the smell of manure, no good, the smell is still there and getting worse, arriving in time and realizing that i had stepped into poop on the shortcut to the car. it's not a big problem to clean the sole and its grooves, had plenty of opportunities to get skilled, just need a fine stick, a puddle of rainwater, a patch of sand. the bitch is that the brake and throttle pedals are plastered with shit too. lots of toothpick sized grooves in them. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2013 : 14:44:36
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that is a bummer
feces being smeared on things is definitely a pet peeve
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2013 : 14:48:10
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ah, poop on the shoe, realized in a closed vehicle. its fruity, sour notes become much more prominent in that particular enclosed space.
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2013 : 15:52:19
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| Shit happens. People who crash their car into another on the motorway causing loooong delays. I don't want anyone to be hurt but I would like them banned from driving for a bit. I just can't help but think the majority of "accidents" are avoidable by not driving so fast and so close to each other. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2013 : 23:10:25
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People who comment every facebook post by Joey or Frank by quoting Pixies lyrics vaguely related to the topic. Yeah, they already know the song. They wrote it.
Denis
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2013 : 03:38:10
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Mispronunciation of the word heinous. Seems everyone's doing it these days.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2013 : 18:09:11
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Mispronunciation of the word aesthetic. especially by those who espouse being in a creative enterprise - specifically, contestants on Project Runway. if you're going to be a designer, you should know how to pronounce the word aesthetic
it's aesTHetic
not, as-tetick
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2013 : 18:38:59
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Originally posted by trobrianders
Mispronunciation of the word heinous. Seems everyone's doing it these days.
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hey-nouse?
hey-noos?
HI-neice?
what are we dealing with here, tobleronepurse?
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 00:01:56
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It's all about confidence. Seems to me every single fucker leaps blind trying to pronounce the word heinous. It's a word that has escaped the pen like a marmot.
What I suggest is, "Fuckers! Learn to speak dictionary!!!". It's the lack of confidence that's so unappealing.
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Discoking
* Dog in the Sand *
Belgium
1143 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 01:11:19
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hey-nuss?
 it's educational |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 07:29:26
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rhymes with anus?
i've heard HE-nus. that is rather annoying.
"Do Re Me So Far So Good" |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 14:25:12
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quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
It's all about confidence. Seems to me every single fucker leaps blind trying to pronounce the word heinous. It's a word that has escaped the pen like a marmot.
What I suggest is, "Fuckers! Learn to speak dictionary!!!". It's the lack of confidence that's so unappealing.
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so, they get timid when it comes time for them to speak that word? this unclear pet peeve is starting to get me peeved. PEEVED, trobes!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 15:09:48
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quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
It's a word that has escaped the pen like a marmot.
Who keeps a marmot in a pen? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 15:30:40
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naive suburbanites who donate their unwanted possessions in person only to then be robbed of their wanted currency.
street wise city folk who take what is all too easy to grab off naive suburbanites who make themselves an easy mark.
Mom got robbed today. At least she wasn't punched in the face
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 16:35:04
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Originally posted by danjersey
naive suburbanites who donate their unwanted possessions in person only to then be robbed of their wanted currency.
street wise city folk who take what is all too easy to grab off naive suburbanites who make themselves an easy mark.
Mom got robbed today. At least she wasn't punched in the face
Ah, Noork
I second these two peeves. The second one way more than the first one obviously. Hope yr mom's not set back so much.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 16:59:02
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
It's a word that has escaped the pen like a marmot.
Who keeps a marmot in a pen?
vovat?
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 17:44:43
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quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders
quote:
Originally posted by danjersey
naive suburbanites who donate their unwanted possessions in person only to then be robbed of their wanted currency.
street wise city folk who take what is all too easy to grab off naive suburbanites who make themselves an easy mark.
Mom got robbed today. At least she wasn't punched in the face
Ah, Noork
I second these two peeves. The second one way more than the first one obviously. Hope yr mom's not set back so much.
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thanks. Actually glad as to how it turned out. Mom had a wake up call and is hopefully the wiser. money is money. It could have gone much worse. |
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Arm Arm Arm
* Dog in the Sand *
1038 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 19:15:20
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 19:25:29
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glad your mom is ok. fuck those creeps
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2013 : 19:48:59
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| word to the wise, keep out for the good hearted |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2013 : 04:45:36
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people saying "redonkulous"
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2013 : 07:15:18
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| Automatic paper towel dispensers that only give an absurdly small length of paper towel at one time, forcing you to stand there and wait till the red light goes out so that you can get yet another infuriatingly small sheet. argh. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2013 : 07:58:37
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life is fucked sometimes
green star member since 2006. smb? |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2013 : 10:25:22
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Originally posted by danjersey
Automatic paper towel dispensers that only give an absurdly small length of paper towel at one time, forcing you to stand there and wait till the red light goes out so that you can get yet another infuriatingly small sheet. argh.
i'm dying of laughter right now (god, i should succumb and just type LOL, but then you wouldn't think i was actually laughing, would you?).
this is the situation at my work. but only on the floor i work on! damn my luck!
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when my son asks for a snack and i start cutting up an apple and he says "i don't want an apple... i'm not hungry." eat shit, son.
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