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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:34:58
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It is cute, takes around ten minutes to read though!
normally I avoid the prize winners but this one was ok.
(and not too bad on the off topicness scale of 1-10 you scored a healthy 7)
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:35:12
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Kathryn, I believe Tre is talking about a proctor. This invigilator business sounds like a bad tv series about cowboys or something.
I'd complain. Shit, I have complained, numerous times. At first I didn't mind, but then I realized that not only is it distracting to the rest of us, but it's infuriating when you get the exams back and the cheaters have higher scores. Show no mercy.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:39:09
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Seven!?! Seven my aunt fanny! Cheating on a test to a prize winning children's novel and all with an excellent segue? That's a bloody 7.5, if I've ever seen one. Pfff... SEVEN...
And ya, it was OK. I don't know why it got so much praise. Perhaps if I had known going in that was geared towards children (as well as adults), it would have enjoyed it more. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:44:24
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Sorry, the expression (the invigilators) reminded me of this
product that is advertised in certain publications,
like Rolling Stone and Esquire mag:
www.theliberator.com
Anyway.
People were talking during an AP exam I took in high school
and the school tried to take one point (this is a 5-point exam)
off of everybody's score. I freaked out. I had not said a word,
I was quietly trying to get a good grade. So I made a polite
but big fuss and my score was left untouched. They were
trying to punish the whole group for the chattering of
a few!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 12:45:39
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Here we use the term "proctor" which isn't much better than invigilator.
Sorry that your invigilator was spineless. Catching cheaters is the only potential fun there is in running an exam, but then you can get dragged into time consuming hearings. |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:04:40
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according to my ex the best fun to be had in exams is walking up and down and making note of the top five fuckable students and comparing with the other prostates, sorry "proctors" he assures me he never played this game (lying lecturer, lying)
And Sir speedy for whining you get 7.75 out of 10, although if I had been in a bad mood I'd have dropped you down to a 6 because I am mean like that.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:08:24
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:11:00
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Any excuse to get near peoples heads with a whopping great sword me!
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speedy_m
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Canada
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:14:03
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:18:55
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Which reminds me..
Whats the politest way to tell someone they make fucking disgusting noises when they are eating?
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speedy_m
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Canada
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:20:52
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 13:53:42
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
according to my ex the best fun to be had in exams is walking up and down and making note of the top five fuckable students and comparing with the other prostates,
I think guys are always playing this game, except usually by themselves. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:25:47
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
We had a group of Asians in a class of ours that sat at the back during the test and talked with each other. They were reported and were either expelled or failed that class with a zero which looks really bad when you get your transcript printed.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
i didn't know you had Asians in Canada
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:26:52
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Originally posted by kathryn
the invigilators? What the hell is that? Can't you people
just talk normal? Why do you use these weird expressions?
The invigilators. I can't even begin to guess how you
would pronounce that.
Floop, KSR, can I get some back-up here from an American,
you know, the people who talk normal English?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
i gave up on understanding their english long ago
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:29:31
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The english you mean.
England
English
It's no coincidence.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:32:52
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it's ironic.
a country named after a language that it doesn't use properly
tell me that's not irony
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:36:45
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you yanks wouldn't know irony if it jumped up and bit you an the arse
note arse, none of this silly 'ass' business
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:41:40
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you "English" wouldn't know English if your country was named after it
ha!
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:45:38
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you "Americans" lacked the imagination to come up with your own language so ripped one off from the better country and then act as if it were yours all along (how unusual cf. maple syrup)
And typically you ballsed it up too
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:48:41
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Originally posted by starmekitten
And typically you ballsed it up too
this (above) is a perfect example of what i'm talking about. what could balls possibly have to do with this conversation?
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starmekitten
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:50:50
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ballsed bollocksed fucked
i.e. you made a mistake.
But you're american so obviously a bit naive, I forgive you
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:55:14
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Originally posted by starmekitten
But you're american so obviously a bit naive, I forgive you
another example of what i'm talking about..
what the hell does "naive" mean?
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:58:13
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what I'm trying to say floop is that you are a very special boy
Yes. Special.
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 15:59:39
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that's what my mom says
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:05:31
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you mean mum surely?
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:30:23
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I am sorry to have not been able to jump in here and help you out,
floop. I was, you see, eating dinner, which, yes, included maple
syrup. Yum.
Now that I am back....
This debate is laughable. Proof? Just listen to your accent, Tre!
Just speak some words (not weird English terms like blimey
and bollocks) and hear yourself! That is just not right. You too
Homers. By the way? Homer's pet monkey? Simpson's show --
American. Star me kitten? REM song -- American. I rest my case.
Floop, let's go chug some Vermont maple syrup now.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:32:54
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You're too late Kathryn, debate over I won
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:46:21
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Which reminds me..
Whats the politest way to tell someone they make fucking disgusting noises when they are eating?
i don't think there is a way. i made the mistake of telling someone this once. i wish i hadn't
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:50:25
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Fuck, I actually have to leave the room when they do it it freaks me out
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 16:58:06
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arguably, that was one of the contributing factors to the downfall of my last relationship
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 17:09:42
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damn it, so I'm doomed to listen to the moist schlerp schlarp schlurping of food being soaked in clacky spittle and masticated beyond belief, not to mention the nyam nyam nyaming for about ten minutes after eating.
*sob*
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floop
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 17:13:08
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it's either that or terminate the relationship completely, never to look back
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 17:33:19
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Sounds absolutely horrible. I don't like really noisy eaters. Unless it's something crunchy, that can be quite interesting, but only whilst the crunch lasts.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/20/2005 : 17:46:19
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My dog sounds exactly like I do when we eat potato chips.
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