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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:18:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i've only recently been exploring his body of work and i'm not sure where to go from here. ENTER THE DRAGON and EYE FOR AN EYE were both excellent films for playing out my domination-of-everyone fantasies. and both have excellent cinematography and sound work..

but then i moved on to SLAUGHTER IN SAN FRANCISCO (aka "KARATE COP") and found the fight sequences derivative of his other work. also, the fact that a police officer in San Francisco would be trained in martial arts kind of took me out of the movie, since i know that that's not the case. having visited San Francisco.

which other films are worth checking out?



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Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:21:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do you like martial arts?
I'm sorry to say, but I hate Chuck Norris movies!


i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:24:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Floop, can I jump in here a sec, eventhough I don't have
any recommendations for you?

My high school buddy tells a great story of filming in Hawaii an
ad for Japanese TV starring Chuck Norris, but I forget the story.
Sorry. OK. I'll just leave now. But I'll leave you with this image
of male virility at its cheesiest:







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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:31:52  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He's always seriously grossed me out. His movies are the one context where "grody" deserves to be used.

I do enjoy Conan O'Brien's "Random-Chuck-Norris-Clip Lever", though.


Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet.

Edited by - apl4eris on 01/06/2005 12:34:43
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:34:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I snuck into a theater to see A Force of One and felt ripped off.



Edited by - BLT on 01/06/2005 12:35:50
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  12:39:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris

He's always seriously grossed me out. His movies are the one context where "grody" deserves to be used.

I do enjoy Conan O'Brien's "Random-Chuck-Norris-Clip Lever", though.


Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet.




there's a lot going on in Chuck Norris movies. you have to pay attention.

even though i didn't completely enjoy SLAUGHTER IN SAN FRANCISCO (aka "KARATE COP") i did appreciate the critique-of-genetic-agriculture subtext



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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  13:17:28  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i once was walking along the beach on paradise island in the bahamas with my brother, and about 100 yards ahead we saw this big circle of men in black tshirts walking towards us. upon further inspection there was one guy in the middle not in a black tshirt. as they approached, we noticed that the shirts all said "team chuck" on them and mr. norris himself was in the center. i said "hey chuck" as we passed and he gave me the most enthusiastic "heeeeeeeey" that i have ever heard. it was like we were long lost brothers. and perhaps we are

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freakin phreak
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161 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  13:53:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
chuck norris best movie was dodgeball. i loved it when ben stiller was sitting on the couch and says "f-ing chuck norris"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  17:47:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Grody is such a great word. Thanks for using it, Apl. And in
such a perfect context.


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Posted - 01/06/2005 :  18:18:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


This was a total waste of my time


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 01/06/2005 :  18:20:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He's an android.
He looks exacly like he did in the 70's .
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 01/06/2005 :  18:23:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you obviously weren't clued into the subtext of SIDEKICKS. on one level, straightforward martial arts/action movie. on another level, subtle examination of feminimism and political representation in visual art



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Posted - 01/06/2005 :  18:33:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
on the other hand piece of shit???


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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  03:46:26  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Floop, Enter the Dragon doesn't contain Chuck.... you are thinking of Way of the Dragon.

I picked up Missing in Action the other day.... a must see for any Chuck appreciators. Delta Force 2: The Columbian Connection is also a lost classic.

This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate!
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Boxcar Waiting
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
64 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  04:08:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This thread reminds me of the scenes in Paul Calf's video diary, where Fat Bob is talking about a Chuck Norris film having the line "you've got shit on your shoes and I'm the shoe shine boy".

Later, when Paul is pissed, he remembers it as "you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard".

Was this line ever in a Chuck Norris film?
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ramona
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USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  07:54:19  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My uncle loves Walker Texas Ranger and whenever there is a bad guy (which is often, obviously) he says "that guy wants to taste some of Walker's boot!" and its stupid but cracks me up.

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  07:57:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stuart

Floop, Enter the Dragon doesn't contain Chuck.... you are thinking of Way of the Dragon.





He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in Way of the Dragon.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11674 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  08:18:42  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ah, The Office.


"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  08:40:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like two things about Chuck Norris :

his haircut

when he cries after the bad guys kill his dog


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  08:51:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Enter the dragon was a great film.


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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  10:21:58  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Fuck yeah..... the quintessential Martial Arts flick.... just like how Roger Moore is the quintessential James Bond!

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Posted - 01/07/2005 :  10:40:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boxcar Waiting


Later, when Paul is pissed, he remembers it as "you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard".




That is the funniest thing I've read all week, I've got the damned giggles. I am going to have to work that into every day conversation.


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Stuart
- The Clopser -

China
2291 Posts

Posted - 01/07/2005 :  15:55:16  Show Profile  Visit Stuart's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre



This was a total waste of my time


Frank Black ate my hamster



Wow.... so even Chuck used to like to stay on after school and climb the ropes. We have something in common!

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Boxcar Waiting
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
64 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2005 :  05:41:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

quote:
Originally posted by Boxcar Waiting


Later, when Paul is pissed, he remembers it as "you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard".




That is the funniest thing I've read all week, I've got the damned giggles. I am going to have to work that into every day conversation.


Frank Black ate my hamster



Hehehe, good luck with that. It would be quite easy to work this into conversation at a bowling alley.

I think the quote might actually be in the film "Missing In Action".
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Posted - 01/09/2005 :  09:00:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha, I still chuckle every time I read it, aah thats really tickled me


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