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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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 Posted - 12/10/2004 : 21:06:01
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"Big fucking deal," you say. "I have a roof, too." Well, it IS a big fucking deal. My roof in September:
In the yard.
In the road.
Wrapped around a tree.
My old roof was totally extreme. Can your roof do any of that stuff? Yeah, I didn't think so.
This week some very nice young men, standing all of 4'11" and not speaking a lick of english, were kind enough to put a new roof on my townhouse four months earlier than expected. I no longer sleep under a giant blue tarp.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 12/10/2004 : 22:05:57
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
"Big fucking deal," you say. "I have a roof, too." Well, it IS a big fucking deal. My roof in September:
In the yard.
In the road.
Wrapped around a tree.
My old roof was totally extreme. Can your roof do any of that stuff? Yeah, I didn't think so.
This week some very nice young men, standing all of 4'11" and not speaking a lick of english, were kind enough to put a new roof on my townhouse four months earlier than expected. I no longer sleep under a giant blue tarp.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku
Good stuff! Big laughs!
My kind of humor.
Congratulations on the town house.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2004 : 22:16:57
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Are you making fun of me, KOK? I'm sure you're not, because no one would be cruel enough to make fun of someone who had the roof SUCKED off the TOP OF THEIR HOUSE. When parts of your home do something totally badass (like viciously attacking the neighbors for no reason) only then you can make fun of me.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 09:23:42
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:09:13
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Dayanara, don't be offended by KOK. He is jealous because, obviously, you live someplace with weather. Where he lives there is no weather. They don't know from weather. The think weather is when the temperature drops from
72 to 69 or "skyrockets" to 78. They can't deal with rain. Everything shuts down when they get 2 inches of rain. Then it floods. So he is just jealous of your weather, that is all. He doesn't even get the concept of having weather. Give the poor sap a break.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:47:27
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Thanks, Kathryn. I'll try to keep my rage under control. Not only do we have weather, but a genuine Florida Skunk Ape was spotted less than 3 miles from my house. So there.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:55:10
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Did you say "Florida Skunk Ape"?! Now it's KOK who will have to reign in his rage -- or at least his jealousy.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 13:11:19
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Having a roof is definitely a good thing.
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I have a roof!
