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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  10:09:30  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
My list to Santa must have went to your house instead. :)

She was looking like an erotic vulture
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  11:06:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Once there was this lady
Her name Cold Heart of Stone
With wit and depth and beauty
To adoration she was prone
This woman is admired
By one, and some and all
She sparks a million crushes
And many mens downfall
Lets not forget the females
Who cold heart does confuse
They question their base nature
and their warm hearts they do lose
Oh dear and fair cold maiden
Of your heart you show the shell
I think if we looked closer
The inside is fit to swell
A sweet and kind young lady
With a soft and gentle core
We know your outside mirage
But it's you we all adore

xxx


Frank Black ate my hamster
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  11:23:04  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You have quite a way with words Tre.
That poem has touched me in so many ways (OOooo..Oh yeah)

Thank you lady, you have quite a talent there.

She was looking like an erotic vulture
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =

269 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  12:41:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


this is for you, 1953...

I hope you like it

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  13:00:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  14:40:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LBF, if that doesn't melt her heart she's not a rock and roll girl.

Here's my official gift to the queen of steam.
Vroom! Fresh off the truck from 1975.




A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.
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mattb
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
474 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  16:22:32  Show Profile  Visit mattb's Homepage  Click to see mattb's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Well, I'm almost about to leave for Alicia's party. Hopefully someone will bring a camera to capture all the debauchery that is sure to happen.

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http://www.broszkowski.com
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  16:26:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what, and this doesn't melt a girls heart?





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  16:38:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You know LBF, he's got a point.

I was in this bar the other night and I was talking to this chick, right? She was all hot-n-shit and I could see that I had her goin ya know - like she was all makin the eyes and shit, right?
Well, like I always do, cause it works every freekin time, i start talkin up how I'm all postin on messageboards and forums and shit on the "innernet" and she's really on it now right? Just hangin on every word and I bring up that this close, personal bud of mine out in Cali posted this wack-ass pic of some Mr T head with some funky ass beard/unibrow shit hapnin...
Well, she loses it. She practically raped me right there in the middle of the place. As soon as I said "unibrow" she had her tongue down my throat.

Dig it man.
The Baracas energy is irrefutable.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  16:43:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i can't think of one single time when the mr. t head hasn't gotten me laid



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 12/10/2004 :  16:52:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hey floop

how you doin'?


Frank Black ate my hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 12/11/2004 :  20:43:41  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Happy belated birthday, Alicia.



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2004 :  06:40:07  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Thank ya everyone. I had a fine fine birthday.

She was looking like an erotic vulture
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 12/13/2004 :  07:29:32  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
happy very belated bday alicia. Glad you had such a grand day



Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me.
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