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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:18:40
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You know, I was thinking that people might mistakenly think it's
my favorite French finance boy, but it's not. I love him, I adore his wit (see my latest thread devoted to his whimsy and brilliance), we have a good time
emailing back and forth (well, at least I do) and who could forget that
wondrous weekend in St. Petersburg when we went to the Nabokov Museum together and read the master's original manuscripts? (Have I lost
all of you by now? I hope so.) But it's not Monsieur. It's not, sadly no.
Carolynanna, you do a good job, btw. First the reverse psychology, then the guilt. It's obvious you are a parent. ;-)
Tre, MON, I have no idea what your post said. To my American ears what you write sounds like an unreleased Clash recording from 1979. I
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:20:09
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hmm floop what film??? and have you seen my glasses?
You think supa buff hotty was bad, she once referred to X as a "grade A piece of meat, a hot piece of ass right there hoo ha" and I QUOTE
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:23:23
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* looks around and sees that Carolyanna made an elegant exit, and is now necking the vodka*
*straightens himself out and Carolyn places herself back in the lap*
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:23:43
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*bounds into room, still in Underoos, reaches down to untangle the glorious mess of femailty at his feet*
I just wanna say *ahem*...LONG STYLE MAN!!! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:23:52
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Originally posted by kathryn
Carolynanna, you do a good job, btw. First the reverse psychology, then the guilt. It's obvious you are a parent. ;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Hahaha, its my job...
Hmmm were you hoping the man himself would come and give you a kiss?
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:25:30
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*tries to scramble off of KSR but decides not to, since it means untangling
her self from Coldie*
*squirms*
*giggles*
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:26:35
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Originally posted by Broken Face
my internet is down for a day, and this thread has expoded! i too am interested in the gossip, such as who left the cigarette-loaded can out for unfortortunate consumption, and more importantly, just who is kathryn's crush?
*BF walks into the cave, by now totally deserted, and starts cleaning up, hoping to pick up some brownie points so he's invited to the next orgy*
-B-B-B-Brian
Kathryn crush? If I remember well you started the cush topic...you tell us who´s your crush!
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:28:14
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well i'm not going to be the first to reveal my crush...someone else has to go first...cough kathryn cough
-B-B-B-Brian
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:28:18
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yeah Brian spill
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:28:18
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*looks over, is tempted to boot KSR out of the way, decides he's happy with Carolynanna*
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:29:34
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OOoohh....the hands are EVERYWHERE!
*a giant smile finds its way across her face*
*nuzzles into kathryn's shoulder*
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:31:21
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underoos, lol.
This thread is cracking me right up.
But I have to insist everyone has one of these before there's anymore kissing. Y'all have some nasty day after the night before breath. Plus tre's sicked and swallowed at least half a dozen times ;)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:31:40
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*sticks her head out from under Coldie's not-cold-at-all chest to shout at Brian:*
No, you go first!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:33:39
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I have a couple crushes....OOoo... but again, I must hear kathryn's first
*runs fingers up her spine*
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:34:08
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kathryn, why don't we band together and force someone else (cough tre cough) to go first?
-B-B-B-Brian
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:34:37
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I've had menthol cigarettes I'm good
*sicks in mouth*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:38:55
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Coldie, honey, that is difficult to say. That's like asking me to post
my favorite Frank album. If I had to choose, and that is such a hard
choice, I might say...see I can't choose. It's hard to choose your
favorite FB album. Just as it's hard to say who one's secret forum
crush is.
A little more to the left, please.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:40:06
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Tre, stop puking.
Have one of those little white boxes withthe red X in it that carol is offering.
I've had three and I feel...well, I feel like SUPERMAN!!!
I'm in a bar.
Coldie is a Supabuffhotty!!
LONG STYLE MAN!!
Its a new homestar character.
Floopster, the chickies ain't goin nowhere noway, man.
Check this action, money. G. Dog.
Yeeeeeah.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:43:07
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*takes Coldie's T-shirt out of own mouth*
Brian, I'd love to help you but, sadly, I cannot.
*passes out, under tre's feet*
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:44:53
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haha, cheeseman, what do think of my plan to sell all my tylenol 3's and muscle relaxers to hungover friends now hey?!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:46:26
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Coldie, honey, that is difficult to say. That's like asking me to post
my favorite Frank album. If I had to choose, and that is such a hard
choice, I might say...see I can't choose. It's hard to choose your
favorite FB album. Just as it's hard to say who one's secret forum
crush is.
A little more to the left, please.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
With that you ruined me Kathryn, now I don´t know what to do?
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:46:40
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Well, I clearly didn't reckon with KSR's Superman complex.
*snuggles more with Carolyn under bath robe*
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:50:10
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you have a point KSR, maybe i'll stay for a while
*sits back on couch, pours smirnoff into freshly brewed coffee, offers tre some, dozes off*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:51:57
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*wraps legs around kathryn and squeezes gently*
HEhe...the death grip
and since we are eating shirts...
*takes a soft nibble at her collarbone*
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:52:55
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ok, ok, i'll come clean my secret crush is...
kathryn!
i know she's happily married, and i wouldn't want to break ms. broken face's heart either, but i think kathryn is the coolest! whether it be our mutual multi-night pixie stands this month, or our playful banter about where to eat while in new york, or her emailing me when the whole jon tiven thing blew up, she's been my recent forum fav. so kathryn, meet me under the mistletoe if you'd have me for a wholesome respectable kiss
-B-B-B-Brian
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:53:32
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Tre and floop like to puke and sleep a lot.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:54:44
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*swigs vodka*
ANY of you fuckers have a lighter?????
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:55:28
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Awwwwwww, how sweet is that broken face!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:57:21
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*slides next to Tre and whips out her Jack Daniels zippo*
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 12:57:29
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aww Brian that is so CUTE
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 13:01:29
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Very sweet Brian, I think Kathryn is wordless!
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 13:02:15
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It seems so...
That is really sweet. How could any girl resist.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 13:07:07
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I am, I am, I am SUPERMAN and I can do ANYTHING!
*stands up, slips on leftover pizza on floor and spills through coffee table. crushing it and contents to the floor*
Lying in a pile of broken wood, food, bottles, cans, cigarette butts...begins laughing hysterically...looks down at body, bruised and cut, smeared with lipstick, dried blood and other substances...maniacal laughter becomes uncontrollable sobbing..*
"Jesus focking CHRIST. I have to go home. I'm GROWN MAN!! I have a JOB and a CHILD!!! Who the hell ARE you people?! Where the hell am I!? Why am I wearing fuking UNDEROOS?!???
Jesus. I have to stop. It has to stop. I can't live like this!!!
*curls into fetal position...body rocked by sobs*
Fuck it ALL!!!
*reaches out for fragment of extremely stylish but broken ceramic ashtray and begins hacking away at wrist...*
Thats it. Thats what I want. YES!!!
*stands up, begins hacking away at chest with ashtray fragment*
Gigi Allin my ass!!!!
I am ROCK people!
THIS IS ROCK!!!
THWOCK!
An impact to back of the head causes field of vision to be filled with bright flash of white. Falling, I see a hand holding a broken vodka bottle by the side of a tuxedo-panted leg. Image of puke-caked patent leather loafers is last thing before blackness. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 13:10:32
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*brushes the excess crud off of KSR and gives him a warm hug and a kiss on the forehead*
everything is gonna be AAAAAAAAlright...
*passes the vodka*
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 13:17:20
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*grabs some savlon and throws it over to coldie*
antiseptic love, it's a good job the ashtray was BLUNT but he snagged himself there
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