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floop
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 Posted - 12/09/2004 : 15:53:35
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do you agree or disagree?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:03:02
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I don't know. If an animal is servicing me, I would prefer that they can't talk.
So,
hjbird - talking < bjdog
The dog is winning so far. |
Edited by - darwin on 12/09/2004 16:15:12 |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:22:45
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I like puppies
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:25:55
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but birds can't even give hj's. that was part of my point.
on the chain of worthwhile animals it goes:
cats > dogs > hamsters > goldfish > worms > birds
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:32:27
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floop, hamsters after dogs and before cats if you will
Before Frank Black ate my Hamster he used to entertain me for hours..
The hamster that is
so why you guys talking dirty animal sex then? I think you need to go to more parties.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:33:17
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must...resist...gerbil...joke...
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:36:14
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don't knock it till you've tried it
beats eating bran muffins
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:36:24
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:39:15
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Try the veal.
She's here ALL week folks. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:41:10
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dayanara
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:49:14
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I think you guys are only allowed to talk about this stuff if you live in Holland.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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darwin
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 16:57:57
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 17:18:36
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Answer (a)
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Originally posted by darwin
"dirty animal sex"? Why must you judge?
Sorry, good clean animal sex, fun for all the family!
Answer (b)
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Originally posted by darwin
"dirty animal sex"? Why must you judge?
Why?? you want the abstract or would you rather I post the full review with pictures?
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VoVat
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:21:04
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I don't hate them! I don't!
Yeah, right. You hate cats, Christmas, AND the Beatles! You're probably against world peace, too!
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I still don't think they love. We do and we, thru transferance of some kind, project our love onto and into them, but I really don't think they love. They just want to be safe and warm and fed and to play.
Are you sure humans aren't the same way?
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 13:27:53
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Peace schmeace I say, I want firework display distractions, I like the way the missiles go BOOM
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Elephant
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 17:02:52
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| Cats are stubborn creatures. Here in my home there is a intergate cat political system. For instance only specific cats will sit together and so on... I solved this problem by putting all my cats together in a box labled "Friendship Box" over-night. It worked! Now they all get along. |
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