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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
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Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:01:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jet Pack





Trip to Iceland





1961 Porsche 356B





Private Frank Black concert at my house




Vintage 500cc Norton Motorcycle like in THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES





Date with Jennifer Connelly and Cloned Twin





Shark Aquarium





do you have any unrealistic wishes?





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:03:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jet pack powerd by.... SASKTEL!!!! WHOO!!!! Go Saskatchewan/Crown Corps!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:13:21  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"Date." How quaint.

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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:15:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
These girls loving me (without any money exchanging hands).
http://www.political-comedy-central.com/bush/bush%20supporters.jpg

Oh, and anything from this website:
http://www.bigfootsurplus.com/index.html


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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 11/24/2004 13:30:48
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:28:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Newo

"Date." How quaint.



believe me, with Jennifer, it would just be a "date". something classy. i'd want to really take my time with her and not rush into things. probalby wouldn't try to have sex until, earliest, the 3rd or 4th date.


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Edited by - floop on 11/24/2004 13:30:29
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:44:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
One of these would be great:



I share number 2, 4 and 5 floop's wishes. But I wouldn't say no to the sixth...


Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo

Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 11/24/2004 13:49:28
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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:47:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I only share with you this wish:
Private Frank Black concert at my house!!!



And how I wish that...but I can wait




Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.

Edited by - n/a on 11/24/2004 14:00:07
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:51:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd settle for a little soyrizo. And it wouldn't be settling. I'd be happy.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  13:58:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

I'd settle for a little soyrizo. And it wouldn't be settling. I'd be happy.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank



I wish I could go with you on Friday...but that´s before Christmas, so there´s no way!


Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  14:10:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
TREK Madone (16 lbs)


two weeks in the jungle and on the beach
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  14:12:18  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I must second what Speedy M has already pointed out.


"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
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n/a
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4894 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  14:56:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A christmas that isn't shit would do


Frank Black ate my hamster
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  15:42:19  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hmm never really asked for anything unrealistic...knew id be dissapointed. But, If I could I would ask for

New mobile phone

Bloody brilliant lap top

jaguar (white with red scratchplate)

A drum set (dunno, be fun when im annoyed)

A house. With 5 bedrooms, a basement bit which would be HUGE. half would be basically a music/recording room (with a piano) and the other would be this brilliant little bar thing, and have a pool tBLE, AIR HOCKEY, PINBALL, AND JUKE BOX.
There would also be a cinema room, with a projector, and lights, and a popcorn maker.

A butler

A cattery

All the 4-500 cds I want and dont have

all the 200+ films I want and dont have

A home in New Zealand and France

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But to be quite honest, all I want this christmas is it to be happy, not depressing, and be with my boyfriend, and loved ones (so, my mum)





God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  15:48:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why are you all so material? Wouldn´t be better if we all just wished peace, love and ...Frank?


Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.

Edited by - n/a on 11/24/2004 15:48:34
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  16:08:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rita

Why are you all so material? Wouldn´t be better if we all just wished peace, love and ...Frank?



My wishes are not so demanding as greedy Rita:

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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  16:10:06  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hey! What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

And is that coal? Any particular reason?


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  16:14:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That appears to be a lump of coal. Apparently, BLT has been naughty.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  17:17:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fuck all that peace shit.

i want a jet pack damn it!


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  17:44:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop


Private Frank Black concert at my house





I'd prefer a private Frank Black performance in my bedroom, but I guess I could settle for a concert.

And a pony.


Around here, intolerance will not be tolerated
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  20:05:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
a beach, a tent and my baby :)

plus professional massages once a week for a year!

http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  20:45:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is one for my realistic Christmas wish list

http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/80s_music/111536


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 11/24/2004 :  21:12:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
that's cool Floop. Nice to see that someone's preserving that stuff. I won't get it because I have a lot of it... but that is a great compeliation... The tracks they picked are very right on... I only wonder about the Love And Rockets (I would have picked No New Tale To Tell) and Julan Cope (and the song he sings about the alabaster child) tracks... those wouldn't be the ones I would have picked from those artists... but regardless it is a top notch collection of those great songs.

http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/
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n/a
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Posted - 11/25/2004 :  00:18:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Very well Floop, that´s a "material" thing I would want for Christmas! And the Dream Syndicate it´s in there...


Valeu a pena? Tudo vale a pena
Se a alma não é pequena.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  06:07:44  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
floop Posted - 11/24/2004 : 13:28:51
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quote:
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Originally posted by Newo

"Date." How quaint.

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believe me, with Jennifer, it would just be a "date". something classy. i'd want to really take my time with her and not rush into things. probalby wouldn't try to have sex until, earliest, the 3rd or 4th date.



You're talking about cloning the girl. Why get coy?

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Moving from the clown to the jester will mean moving from similar to same, from alike to identical, from comparable to analogous. Though applied differently, the colours used on one can be used on another, and a couple of changes of costume will rapidly transform the jester into a clown and the clown into a jester. Strictly speaking, they almost duplicate each other as regards clothes and function, the only difference between them, from a social point of view, is that clowns do not usually visit the palaces of kings.
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  06:18:34  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
And is that coal? Any particular reason?


Yeah but it's coal that looks like the profile of someone's head (albeit wearing a bicycle helmet)

______________________________________________________

"Life rolls by with vapour trails that break your scarlet fingernails"

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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  08:18:33  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
To be let loose in a record/CD store with a shopping cart. No wait...5 shopping carts...and monkeys.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  09:33:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A week off


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  09:51:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would like one of these:



One of these:



One of these:



One of these:




....and a room big enough to fit them all in.

I've been a very good boy this year and I'm hoping Santa will be looking out for me.




"I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  15:32:08  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yay! Richard! you're back!

I'll buy you a pair of slippers especially. Fur-lined, mind.


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2010 Posts

Posted - 11/25/2004 :  16:49:35  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
floop, what would you choose between an evening with Frank and an evening with Jennifer?
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bedrock_barney
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
871 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  01:23:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Yay! Richard! you're back!

I'll buy you a pair of slippers especially. Fur-lined, mind.


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."



Yo Simon I is. The slippers sound good - I expect them to arrive beautifully wrapped just in time for Christmas.

I am back but I have merely moved from a position of being very very very very busy to just very very very busy so don't expect too many intellectual debates and blazing repartee...but I will try a bit harder from now on. Have I missed anything.


"I've rejoined the Cult of Ming / Star of favourite childhood movie of 1980"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  06:02:21  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Nah, y'know. Same old same old. And blazing repartee? Here?


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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noodlebrain
- FB Fan -

USA
27 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  12:51:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A new President
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  20:10:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Noodlebrain.

Merry Christmas:

http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10831

Warm Regards,

Santa

http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/
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noodlebrain
- FB Fan -

USA
27 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  20:52:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thanks Daisy, er, um...Santa
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 11/26/2004 :  20:59:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're welcome Noodlebrain.

Everyone else, I am working on your gifts. Rudolph is checking ebay daily for the best deals. But I thought everyone could benefit from a new US prez until we are able to hook it all up.


Ho Ho Ho,

Santa


http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/

Edited by - Daisy Girl on 11/26/2004 21:00:24
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