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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 11/17/2004 : 10:48:53
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Two days ago, I broke up with this girl I've been seeing. This was extremely foolish of me because she was twenty six, pretty damn sweet, damn good on the eyes, and she worshipped me. I did this for a few different reasons but mostly because; she lives far away, I work six days a week, I usually only see her once a week, on Saturday nights, after I get off work at my hotel, etc, etc. She works for the same company I do and the only way we could have a normal relationship is if she moved down here, worked with me, and lived with me. I didn't imagine that happening or ever really working out if it did, so I ended it.
That, or because her birthday was coming up, and I didn't know what to get her.
So being newly single (again) I went out with some friends last night looking for love. Well, guess what? Surprise! I didn't find love, but what I did discover was that apparently (at thirty seven), I have developed a special super power! Yes, I discovered this "super power" particularly when I was surrounded by "twenty something" college girls. You see, I tried to talk to a couple of girls but much to my amazememt I seem to have developed the amazing power of invisibilty! At one point I must have reappeared because one girl actually came up to me with a big beautiful smile and asked "Sir, could you get me a napkin, please?" other than that one incident most of the evening I was able to walk around and not be noticed at all. Even my friend called this morning and said "What happened to you? You just disappeared."
MMMMMUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Will I use it for good or evil? I don't know!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 11:05:51
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OK. Here is the deal. Stop thinking about the break up. It sounds like it was for the best and it is over. In the past. Finito, as Joey Buttafucco would tell you.
Here is the good part about being out of your 20s: some twentysomething hotties are actually into "older men" (that would now be you, KOK). Here is my custom-made, experience-based, two-point plan of action: 1) find those twentysomethings. Pretty soon you will have them on your radar, you'll be able to spot them within moments of walking into a bar or party. 2) expand your base to include women closer to your age. I know, I know. I can see you cringing. But think about it. Then look around. You might be pleasantly surprised to discover that there are hot, do-able babes who are older than 28. Especially in Cali., my friend. Food for thought, KOK. Just a little food for thought.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 11:33:08
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Yes, in many parts of California the ladies are of all age groups but I'm in this college town situation. All my friends are young and I meet lots of girls but usually when I tell them I'm thirty seven they go scurrying away. Not all, but many. Downtown San Luis, at night, really isn't the spot for anyone to be looking for anyone with substance but there aren't any other places really. I know if I was in Southern Ca. it would be a different story but...
EDIT: It's not that bad really. Sometimes I manage to bag one of these college girls with a bum leg or lazy eye or something.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 11:52:58
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So don't tell them your age. Charm them and then, to quote Montgomery Burns, pounce like a cat!.
This sounds more like a geographic issue (SLO = Cal Poly = college babes who think 37 is old). Something to keep in mind as you consider, however casually, about where to settle or how long to stay or whatever.
Or just abduct the hottest chick you see next time you are at a bar and take her to Casa KOK, a.k.a. El Palacio De Amor. Once she sees those cute chameleons, she'll wanna move in.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 11:54:25
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Stop fooling us! I'm tired of you thirtysomething men stealing me the twentysomething or even younger girls. This isn't fair play.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 11:57:25
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Ack, you can't lie about your age.
That's about as false of advertising as padded bras!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:04:37
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I was kidding, Carolynanna. And I have never ever stuffed my bra or worn a padded one.
But I did date throughout my late teens and 20s someone who was more than 10 years older than me and, let me tell you, it was great.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:10:05
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Hmmm you lucky duck...;)
(See you don't know which statement I'm responding to...heh)
On the opposite side of the spectrum, (quite a # of years ago mind you) I once dated a guy who I met at the pub and he had fake id which I didn't know at the time..
It was a total Monica, harsh. At the end of the summer he'd say well I gotta start school right away... fucking high school I found out!
Bleh, I feel dirty.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:15:03
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I get the lucky duck part and your secret's safe with me, sister.
I don't get the "total Monica" part.
Did your favorite blue Gap dress get, um, soiled? Did you think the guy in the pub was the president? Well, prime minister, it being Canada. Please explain so we can all get back to giving poor KOK our stellar advice!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:29:09
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Stop fooling us! I'm tired of you thirtysomething men stealing me the twentysomething or even younger girls. This isn't fair play.
tough shit buddy! we all have to fend for ourselves!
KOK, Kathryn is right. young chicks dig older dudes.
i find that one advantage of being single and (cough) "older" - that is, no longer in my 20's.. i have way less apprehensions about talking to girls. in my early 20's i was scared to talk to girls (fear of rejections etc..) but now i don't give a shit.
getting old is beautiful
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 11/17/2004 12:47:10 |
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kathryn
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:35:55
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KOK, may I be so crass as to suggest that it counts for something that you make more money than the average guy in his early 20s?
Finally, do listen to Old Man Floop. Getting old is beautiful. For one thing, "older" women are more confident sexually.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:38:40
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Originally posted by kathryn
Finally, do listen to Old Man Floop. Getting old is beautiful. For one thing, "older" women are more confident sexually.
who said anything about dating "older" women?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:43:40
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Nicest Male Forum Member: floop
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 12:52:41
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i have to say, i have extensive theoires about the "older-women-being-more-sexually-confident" statement. tested theories.
personally, i think that's a myth.. it's a logical myth, but a myth nonetheless.
i think that sexual prowess depends on the person, and age doesn't have much to do with it.
another myth: the shy librarian type usually has a wild sexual side, and the slutty whorish types are actually not very good in bed.
both untrue.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:03:03
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Dear old friend, you're always there for me.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:05:35
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you prefer Original Scent?
i like some of the other scents they've come up with recently
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:06:58
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I have them all. A different lover every time.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 11/17/2004 13:08:04 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:08:29
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wow. like a harem.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:09:18
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"ladies, who's going to be the lucky one tonight?"
(tip: try "cooling sensation" for those fantasies that take place in a Canadian setting)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 11/17/2004 13:15:55 |
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:20:42
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
another myth: the shy librarian type usually has a wild sexual side, and the slutty whorish types are actually not very good in bed.
both untrue.
floop, the reverse-negative-inverse thing (or whatever it's called .. I don't even know what it's called!) has always been a challenge for me. I can't even get straight the name of that song on Trompe, Distance Equals Times Time Time Times Distance or whatever it's called.
So you are saying that slutty girls are good in bed and librarians are sexually dull?
I believe you can and should judge a book by its cover, so to speak.
About your "tested" theories about older women's sexual confidence, all I'm gonna say is that my 30s and 40s have been a lot more fun than my 20s and late teens.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:28:56
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Originally posted by floop
"ladies, who's going to be the lucky one tonight?"
(tip: try "cooling sensation" for those fantasies that take place in a Canadian setting)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
yeah, that's pretty much what the closet in my bathroom looks like.
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floop
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:39:03
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Originally posted by kathryn
So you are saying that slutty girls are good in bed and librarians are sexually dull?
i'm not saying that either. though sort of. i'm saying, most of the common beliefs or assumptions out there are not true. and yes, i do think that if someone's personality is timid and reserved, they are more likely to be that way in bed (and if you're into that, it's all good).
when i was in my early 20's i had this whole fantasy built up about older women and how they'd probably be so much better in bed. then i got together with this woman in her early 40's and actually found it a little disappointing.
my first girl to TRULY amaze me sexually was 20 (when i was 25).
and i'm not basing my myth-shattering theory on just these two instances either.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 11/17/2004 13:42:10 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:43:53
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Thanks for clarifying, floop. I am confident that your theories have been widely tested and I am sure that you will continue to remain dedicated to such investigative efforts.
But I am confused. Why would the Canadian fantasy not entail Jergens' "Maple Magic" ? We're talking Canada after all.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:46:55
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you probably woulnd't guess it at first but "Ash Relief" is quite pleasant.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2004 : 13:47:45
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| You may want to lay off the "skin firming" lotion and I'm trying to not think about the "soft shimmer". |
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 15:30:51
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sparkly
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Let the dry spell begin.
