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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 11/02/2004 : 01:22:33
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Help! I need a fake doctor note, or Iam likely to be kicked off my course!
I hate the doctors, and have never really been, so I have no idea what a doctor note looks like, if its done on particular paper, if theres certain wording or anything!!!
HELP!!!
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 04:58:27
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the most important thing is to make it unreadable. if it can be read by anyone that is not a doctor or a pharmacist they will immediately understand that it's a fake. and at least over here(but most probably in every country) doctors have to use specific modules to prescribe or to prove a visit.
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slaveish
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USA
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 16:05:40
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| It's usually on an offical-looking paper that came from a pad, about 4" x 6". Doctors love scribbling things on pads of paper. It should have this doctor's name and title at the top, like a letterhead, in some impressive- looking gothic all-caps font. I suggest you make up a bogus title. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 16:13:31
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| Bet you could find an example online. Google "fake doctor note", I guess. |
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 16:45:50
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I'm afraid they are of standard format in a mostly tick the box type style with room for notes at the bottom and the doctors name and number on it, most uni's/colleges check up too.
Your best bet is to go see a doctor, make up symptoms of stress and claim embarassment at seeking help before hand and they will write a retrospective note in most cases.
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martha_promise
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 16:48:54
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Yeah, go to the doctor.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 16:49:15
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Make sure to sign it, "Epstein's Mother."
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 11/02/2004 : 17:28:28
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I wrote plenty of notes when I worked for an OB/GYN . The key is to have it on their letterhead. I always wrote them on prescription pads. Buddy up to a nurse, that's my advice.
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Posted - 11/03/2004 : 06:33:09
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Won't work, they're all standard format official paper jobbies, if doctors freak you out most GP offices have a nurse practitioner you can ask to see instead, they write them too sometimes
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