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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
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 Posted - 10/28/2004 : 22:37:32
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I'm fucking deathly afraid of mice. When my ex and I lived in this very old style house near a barn and open field, we used to get mice. I've seen a couple of them...I'd always run up onto the bed and hide under the covers.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 00:03:22
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| Mice I can handle, except when one time I opened what I thought was an empty trap and a mouse popped out. That freaked me out. But I can't stand rats. Something about their tails turns my stomach. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 06:16:13
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I used to have two pet rats, they were great, and so cute.
I have this image of bumble standing on a chair covering his eyes screaming for the mouse to go away. haha. made me chuckle anyways.
I think you should go and call on Mikey to come and catch the mouse. It may give him an ego boost and make him feel manly. If not, then he too will run screaming like a girl, and you can tell us all about it (with pictures?) and we can laugh at him. a lot.
Id come get the mice for you. Im great at mouse catching. (yes, I am a cat). Dont kill it!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 06:16:51
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Also, is your mouse modest at all?
That was so bad, i couldnt help my self!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 22:15:33
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| When I read apl's story, I couldn't help thinking of David Sedaris's story in "Naked" about drowning the mouse in the country house in France. I thought for a second that she was considering drowning the mouse in her glass of water. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 10/30/2004 : 02:00:01
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Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I used to have two pet rats, they were great, and so cute.
I have this image of bumble standing on a chair covering his eyes screaming for the mouse to go away. haha. made me chuckle anyways.
I think you should go and call on Mikey to come and catch the mouse. It may give him an ego boost and make him feel manly. If not, then he too will run screaming like a girl, and you can tell us all about it (with pictures?) and we can laugh at him. a lot.
Id come get the mice for you. Im great at mouse catching. (yes, I am a cat). Dont kill it!
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
Thomas?! Thomas!!
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 10/30/2004 : 06:01:57
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Originally posted by slaveish
When I read apl's story, I couldn't help thinking of David Sedaris's story in "Naked" about drowning the mouse in the country house in France. I thought for a second that she was considering drowning the mouse in her glass of water.
Ah thank you for reminding me of that slaveish, that's my favorite story from "Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim". I was laughing with tears in my eyes every 15 seconds reading it in bed, making my husband really wonder for my sanity I imagine. Something about Sedaris' sudden horrified realization that his house was full of morbid oddities (hits close to home), and then of course the poor lost troop of elderly foreign tourists pulling up at his door asking for directions at 3 in the morning while he's awkwardly drowning this little mouse in a bucket on the front steps. Oh lord!
One of the funniest damn things I've ever read. I love David Sedaris! |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2004 : 06:03:24
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the little fucker(s) haven't taken the bait yet! quite annoying!
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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Posted - 10/30/2004 : 06:53:39
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maybe it was a one off, they probably went exploring then took objection to the smell would be my guess
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 05:38:14
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thats a lot o stairs for a little mouse to climb...must be shattered.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 08:53:31
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| Forget the humane traps. You need to kill them dead before they reproduce again. I've caught many mice and rats with standard mouse traps (Victor style). As noted by others, the best bait is peanut butter. They can't resist the stuff, and the preservatives and hydrogenated oil make it last forever. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 09:08:30
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| We drove to Chicago on Saturday to see Social Distortion, parked the car at the hotel, next day got the car and drove to get brunch, went back to the car around 1 PM, and discovered there was a (very tired) mouse in the car. SpudBoy picked him up by the tail and tried to gently arrange its feet beneath it on the parking garage floor. Seems they don't take road trips too well. I don't think it lasted another 5 minutes. |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 10:23:39
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Originally posted by Tre
maybe it was a one off, they probably went exploring then took objection to the smell would be my guess
Frank Black ate my hamster
saw it last night too, i did this time. so must be a regular visitor. more traps set up! going to get some peanut butter too as they don't seem too keen on our raisins or cake...
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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broken part
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 18:25:02
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| when you'll get him just put the fucker in a plastic bag and watch it suffocate |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 18:33:59
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Uhh... neat.
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 15:37:19
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Nevermind the mice,
I got a wasps nest in the attic.
Its still warm enough for them to be alive,
but cold enough so that they're coming inside.
Its like my worst nightmare come true!
What's the deal with wasps?
Do they hibernate?
Why do they go back to this nest?
What's the lifespan of a wasp?
I'm scared.
This has happened to me once before.
And the dumbass that I was dating plugged the hole in the shingle from the outside right after spraying the nest!
It was raining half dead squirmy wasps in my house!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 15:43:28
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I can't help but look for acrostics in your posts Caroly. ;)
We have the same problem. On a sunny day it's worse, there are probably about 10 or so freaking out in the windows or buzzing across the living room on what seems like a kamikaze mission. It's even more scary since SpudBoy is allergic to them. I say keep a vacuum cleaner and long attachment nozzle handy.
That sounds bad. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 15:46:13
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Sheesh apl, don't you know what Niibi Wdww Itari means???
Hairspray works too, heh.
My bro wants to wait until it stays below zero to do something.
I hate wasps, so much.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/03/2004 : 15:46:27
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Niibi wdww itari, hmmm?
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 16:06:20
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I can't help but look for acrostics in your posts Caroly.
Is she possessed by the ghost of billgoodman?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 09:13:37
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SO
That one mouse I said we had, is a family of them, I've given up trying to be kind after one went for me the weekend, it's war now damnit
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 09:19:42
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You can borrow my cats if you like - woke up on Saturday blinding hangover to discover 2 decapitated and disemboweled mice waiting for me on the stairs.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Fuck, what a trip!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/23/2004 : 08:44:37
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Get a cat. Everyone should own a cat anyway.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 08:52:54
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They'll eat the wasps??? ;)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 09:16:29
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Actually yes they will. In fac,t any insects they can catch. True story.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 09:20:24
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Dogs are better, true story too
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 09:26:04
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haha, I know I know.
My cat eats wasps too and I always think jesus Bonesy be careful!
Sometimes if there's some sort of moth or bug I don't like I just pick her up, aim her at it until she's locked on, and let her go...:)
Well its about -20 (thats celcius) and I had completely forgotten we have to remove the nest in the attic until this thread was resurrected.
Does anyone know any of the answers to my previous questions?
Why do they go back to this nest? (Don't they just die in the winter?)
Do they hibernate?
What's the lifespan of a wasp?
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 10:03:18
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Oh you big smartass!
 (For old times sake)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 12/23/2004 : 10:04:37
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Hahaha, sorry but I couldn't resist.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 01/09/2005 : 12:55:47
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Dogs are better, true story too
That wasn't much of a story.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Posted - 01/09/2005 : 13:09:36
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I didn't say it was a good story, it's just a true story
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 04:34:18
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Wrong, wrong, wrong!
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
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Posted - 01/10/2005 : 04:43:27
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Sorry, it is truth.
We caught a baby mouse the other day and took it on the bus and set it free. He was a tiny widdle baby.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2005 : 05:50:43
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Well at least you apologise for your lies.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
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Mice!
