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GypsyDeath
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 Posted - 10/28/2004 : 06:53:58
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So I know we have had similar threads ion here before, but I was searching my name and various different surnames (due to the losing my identity thread), and I came up with some funny things under my name, heres just a few.
Black Dog wrote a song about me, which was nice of them ;
Melanie Lyrics
Song & Words: Aidan Mooney
Music: Aidan Mooney, James Anderson, Barry Rogers
I used to know a girl
Her name was Melanie
Wrote her name in the snow on the bowling green
She had long dark hair
Smelled of Christmas Trees
She sang out of key to Baby Bird and Bronski Beat
She would laugh at me
Then on New Year's Eve
She got into my bed without asking me
Though I wanted her
I slept on the floor
My head was spinning and I'd never made love before
Melanie's gone away now
I still miss her every day
Melanie's gone away
I wish she'd stayed
She'd hold me close at night
And ask me what was wrong
She said she loved me but a girl can only wait so long
She said I was so sad
For one so young
She kissed me tenderly then grabbed my arse and bit my tongue
I'd write her letters and poems
She'd tell me dirty jokes
I would buy the booze and books and she would wear her underclothes
She said she make me hers
Said she'd make me jealous
I saw her on the sofa
I saw her there with someone else
Melanie's gone away now
I still miss her every day
Melanie's gone away
I wish she'd stayed
I used to know a girl
Her name was Melanie
I wrote her name in the snow on the bowling green
She's gone
I am also a shoe, many shoes actually;
And a character from some tv show -
heres her profile
Melanie is a serious, studious student. She gets what she wants, and at the moment she wants a good HSC mark. Melanie is the archetypal study head: she works late into the night, studying for the big exam. Melanie wears glasses and conservative clothes. Occasionally Melanie's friend, Anita, will drag her away from the books and down to the beach to get a life. Melanie does not always welcome these interruptions; she is not very interested in the beach, and certainly has no desire to get a sun tan. Melanie considers sun tans to be nothing more than a one way ticket to the melanoma clinic.
Socially, Melanie is stunted. Although she pretends not to be interested in boys and nights out, the truth is that Melanie is excited by the idea of both. When she does meet a guy she's interested in Melanie approaches him in the same way she approaches the HSC; directly.
Melanie lives with her dad, a respectable and respected local accountant. Although he could afford to send Melanie to a rich private school, Tony Black knows that the harsh environment of Hartley will teach his daughter some necessary lessons in life.
and a bar stool;
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 06:54:32
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So whats under yours?
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 06:58:02
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I'm the best Blondie song (though not written by them).
Oh Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you
Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue
Denis Denis, I've got a crush on you
Denis Denis, I'm so in love with you
Oh when we walk it always feels so nice
And when we talk it seems like paradise
Denis Denis I'm so in love with you
You're my king and I'm in heaven every time I look at you
When you smile it's like a dream
And I'm so lucky 'cause I found a boy like you
Denis Denis, avec tes yeux si bleux
Denis Denis, moi j'ai flashe a nous deux
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite
Denis Denis, je suis si folle de toi
Denis Denis, oh embrasse-moi ce soir
Denis Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite
Oh Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you, Denis doo-be-do
I'm in love with you
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 07:18:18
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Well, my name is Peter, so I've got Peter Pan, Peter Piper, Peter Pumpkin Eater, Peter Rabbit, Peter Radiator, "Hey Peter Man, check out channel 9! Check out this chick!"
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 07:27:43
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Peter from Family guy? is his name peter, havent seen it in a long time.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 07:28:18
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and if were going for famous people, then I have an awful arroy of people with the same name....infact, i am not gonna go in to it.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:20:36
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She drives a black Iroc with hot pink leather.
Got a good butt, but can't remember whether
she's a good girl or she's bad, or count the sex she's had.
Comes home late with grocery sacks
and brothers in his hat, doin' Michael Jackson.
Doesn't know her dad, since he dropped her on her head.
and if there's one thing I can say, is she takes all my breath away.
She doesn't know my name.
She doesn't know her name.
Every time that I call, she can't remember at all.
and that's the last I fall for Alicia
She got a summer job at the mall in town.
Sellin' shiny clothes to the bands in town,
who are trying to be so cool,
and they always make her drool.
Takes all I have to say “hey”
when she's cleaning out the manic, panic, hair dye trays,
and I can always bet, she'll ask me if we've met.
If there's one thing I can say, [one thing I can say]
every time that she walks away,
She doesn't know my name.
She doesn't know her name.
Every time that I call, she can't remember at all,
and that's the last I fall for Alicia [Alicia]Amnesia [Amnesia]
Every time that I call, she can't remember at all,
and that's the last I fall for you! Alicia
Amnesia.
Weird.... and I do NOT drive an Iroc.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:30:59
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He's laughing with another girl
And playing with another heart.
Placing high stakes, making hearts ache.
He's loved in seven languages.
Jukebox life, diamond nights and ruby lights, high in the sky.
Heaven help him, when he falls.
Diamond life, lover boy.
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy.
City lights and business nights.
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights.
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance.
No place to be ending but somewhere to start.
No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Face to face, each classic case.
We shadow box and double cross,
Yet need the chase.
A license to love, insurance to hold.
Melts all your memories and change into gold.
His eyes are like angels but his heart is cold.
No need to ask.
He's a smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator.
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male.
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.
Smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator,
smooth operator...
Ohh yeah.... bump and grind....
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:31:51
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Coast to coast, LA to Chicago...
HUH?
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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moro
- FB Fan -
Italy
192 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:35:50
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| Hey Paul, hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball....a quite common name though |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:37:59
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:38:37
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Why, thank you, Alicia!  You rock!
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:39:54
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That must be nice, having the supersexy young Kim Deal saying your name and requesting that you have a ball with her.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:41:25
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Originally posted by TarTar
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago...
HUH?
Well, I guess Lake Michigan kinda looks like the ocean... if you're Shah-dayyy
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:42:04
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So I live near a coast then... the mid-coast. Rad!
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 08:47:02
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Jive walkin?? I have NO clue what the hell that means.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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moro
- FB Fan -
Italy
192 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 09:44:24
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
That must be nice, having the supersexy young Kim Deal saying your name and requesting that you have a ball with her.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'!
It actually turns me on a lot everytime I listen to that song...and you should see her singing that song with her new haircut...she's even hotter!! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 10:19:23
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i'm literally off from LA to Chicago tomorrow morning. smooth?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 10:27:29
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quote:
Originally posted by TarTar
Well, my name is Peter, so I've got Peter Pan, Peter Piper, Peter Pumpkin Eater, Peter Rabbit, Peter Radiator, "Hey Peter Man, check out channel 9! Check out this chick!"
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'!
and me.
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“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?” |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 10:48:37
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Can you picture me standing there?
I see it can you picture me way up there?
I see it now my whole life
I see it now my whole damn life
Teresa, what would you die for? What would you die for?
What would you die for, teresa? What would you die for?
Teresa, give me that knife give me
That knife teresa, give me that knife give me that knife teresa
Can you picture me there?
There I m almost there
I'm almost there I m almost there
Teresa, what would you die for? What would you die for?
What would you die for, teresa? What would you die for?
Teresa, give me that knife teresa, give me that knife teresa,
Give me that knife teresa, give me that knife teresa
one of the only one's I know with my name in - cute aint it
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:10:11
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Hey everybody! There's a Party In Simon's Pants!
Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression - it's a Toto instrumental.
I also appear to be a song by Suede, Joan Armatrading, Sham 69, Lifehouse and Phantom Planet. Gerry Rafferty wrote a Song For Simon, and Simon Says on a regular basis. Here's Joan:
He's from Ohio
Lives with his mother
He loves the woman
Who loves his brother
What can he do now
As she walks across the floor
Here comes his brother
Walking sideways through the door
Was the same at school
He played the fool
Or took a back seat
While Simon ruled
He played by himself a lot
And people called him shy
His mother said be more friendly
And he would ask her why
Has Simon got to be more friendly
And do I have to be like him
And mother said
No son
Gotta be yourself
Be more like I tell you
Be like me
Be like I tell you
Be like me
Now when Kathleen
Came on the scene
He saw her first
And then Simon spoke
He took her to places
That completely turned her head
Gave her practical things
Like diamonds for her neck
Has Simon got to be so friendly
Sometimes he makes me want to kill
Look at 'em dancing
While he's standing by the wall
There's gonna be trouble
When the time to leave is called
And Simon won't be feeling friendly
He'll be lying too close to the floor
And mother said
Oh son
That's not like you
You gotta be more like I tell you
Be like me
Be like I tell you
Be like me
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:15:16
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Simon
He played with himself a lot
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
heh heh heh heh heh
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:23:33
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There aren't many songs about boy names.
Pearl Jam - Jeremy, but it isn't a love song. There must be some Elton John songs for sure.
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:25:10
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Try www.sing365.com. I didn't know about any of those songs.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:31:22
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Simon, I call that cheating.
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:36:45
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Well, Xavier, if that is your real name, I don't see any rules at the top of the thread.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:43:10
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That's my real name. Just kidding. Or maybe I'm jealous because there isn't a single song with my name.
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:45:16
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You do have a head X-Man though...
And c'mon: you didn't spot the Simpsons reference?
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:46:59
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No, no!!! There are 3 songs by:
Paradise Lost, Dead Can Dance and Gerry Rafferty
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 12:39:04
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Dead Can Dance? Wich song Xavier?
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!' |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 12:47:04
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Wedding Present Carolyn
Just before you go today
There's something that I've got to say
Well you asked me what was wrong
And I didn't want to tell you
You believed me when I said I tried
But oh, Carolyn, I lied
And its gone on far too long
And I never tried to help you
But don't wait up for me
Just don't wait up for me
It isn't quite the way you think
How low do you suppose I'd sink?
We can't bear to be apart
Oh I'm sorry that I said that
But come on now let's not pretend
We both knew we were near the end
I don't want to break your heart
But we just can't turn the clock back
But don't wait up for me
Just don't wait up for me
No more
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 12:57:54
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CaRoLyN
Sweet Lyrics
You and me how it's suppose to be, the next best thing after Adam and Eve- You really turn me on, movein closer while we lsten to this song-
You say I'm hip and hop you say you like the way I Bop, but the best thing you say- is I'm sweet- I'm sweet
You are so in love with me we're like honey to the bee- The couple that wins the award (yea huh)
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 13:02:33
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Okay this one cracks me up!
(I didn't think there would be many lyrics with Carolyn, its usually Caroline)
Carolyn's Bootie Lyrics
by The Presidents Of The USA
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was going from the bathroom into my bedroom (into my bedroom)
Somethin' about a curse did something to my penis
She's got the curves just like on the Venus de Milo (Venus de Milo)
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on
I caught a glimpse of Carolyn's Bootie
As she was getting dressed for work in my room (in my room)
I saw the moonbeam shine on her bootie,
I saw the sunbeam shine on her butt, I like it (me like it)
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
Later on, I laid my hands on her
I wanna kiss some bootie
Curvaceous
So delicious
Mmmm Nutritious
B-b-b-b-b-b-bodacious
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 13:07:08
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Originally posted by rita
Dead Can Dance? Wich song Xavier?
...The majority of people are just like, `Play the monkey song!'
Xavier
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Fair Roseanna your vagrancy's a familiar tale
Fraught with danger the lives you led were judged profane
Hatred enfolds us
Inculcates the minds with it's heresy
Laymen enfold us
Clemency arrives to set you free
Faith
Although Xavier has prayed
That life-giving waters may rain
Down on the souls of man
To cure them of their ways
These were the sins of Xavier's past
Hung like jewels in the forest of veils
Deep in the heart where the mysteries emerge
Eve bears the stigma of original sin
Freedom so hard when we are all bound by laws
Etched in the seam of nature's own hand
Unseen by all those who fail in their pursuit of faith
Although Xavier has prayed
That life-giving waters may rain
Down on the souls of man
To cure them of their ways
And as the night turns into day
Will the sun illuminate your way
Or will the nightmares come home to stay
Xavier's love lies in chains
These were the sins of Xavier's past
Hung like jewels in the forest of veils
"¡¡¡Bien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1615 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 13:10:35
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I've got me a whole Rock Opera.
Can you HEAR ME!
"Our Love is Rice and Beans and Horses Lard" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 13:20:37
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Como Dios en la tierra no tiene amigos
como uno no tiene amigos anda en el aire (2x)
Tanto le pido y le pido ay hombe
siempre me manda mis males (2x)
Se murió mi compañera que tristeza
Alicia mi compañera que dolor
Alicia mi compañera que tristeza
Alicia mi compañera que dolor
Y solamente a Valencia, ay hombe
el guayabo le dejo. (2x)
Pobre mi Alicia, Alicia aodrada
yo te recuerdo en todas mis parrandas
pobre mi Alicia, Alicia querida
yo te recordaré toda la vida
Allá en flores de María
donde to´el mundo me quiere (2x)
Yo reparo a las mujeres, ay hombe
y no veo a Alicia la mía (2x)
Donde to´el mundo me quiere
Alicia murió sólita (2x)
dondequiera que uno muere ay hombe
toa´ las tierras son benditas (2x)
Ay pobre mi Alicia, Alicia adorada
yo te recuerdo en todas mis parrandas
pobre mi Alicia, Alicia querida
yo te recordaré toda la vida.
Yes...I mean Si
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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