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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 10/14/2004 : 21:26:08
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I know that I am the greatest dancer, that is scientific fact, however my wife claims that I have the rhythm and grace of Elaine Benes. I do bring to her attention though that she knows shit and my shapes are renowned all over the west midlands.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2004 : 21:29:17
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Cheesypants, just watch this.
You'll feel soooo much better about your sense of rhythm:
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 14:13:32
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OK, so Christmas party season is here: our works do is on Friday.
Now, it'll be proper disco music, which I can't stand, but do you think I should give it a shot?
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 14:47:41
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heh heh yeah take pictures too, I need a laugh
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 17:52:06
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Leo Sayer. It took me a good half hour to dredge up his name from my
failing memory banks.
Simon, "You've got a cute way of talking, You've got the better of me,
Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'......"
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2004 : 03:51:12
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Two words: Prince Charming
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 04:26:22
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Genius, absolute genius
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 04:27:34
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There's nothing to be scared of.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 04:37:01
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Dandy
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 09:54:27
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I love dancing. I went out to this bar on Saturday for my friend Shannon's birthday. The bar itself was nice but it was filled with very questionable characters. Oh well I had fun. They were playing very shitty music so I do what everyone does in that situation. Try to bring back all the late 80's early 90's dance moves. I must say, I was the coolest broad in the bar. I mean who doesn't look cool while doing the cabbage patch, or the running man. Fuckin sweet!
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 09:58:14
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I was not aware until Simon told me that there's a Prince Charming dance?!
I still say I'd pay money to see him do it. :)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:03:12
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I'll trade certain pictures, Ms Nanna.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/13/2004 : 10:14:55
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Hmmmm, I think I'd better not ask ;)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 01:34:27
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The Prince Charming dance is excellent, when I was younger my friend and I would go to this pub on the canal on a friday night, around 6pm the DJ would turn up (at 6pm he was an arrogant ugly fucker) but by 10pm he was sooooo fine (beer goggles) we always left the pub at about half ten to go down to the club and every week without fail he'd play 'Prince Charming'at 10pm and every week without fail everyone in the place was on chairs on tables on their backs on the floor doing the whole prince charming thing. Excellent.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 05:56:48
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quote:
Cheeseman1000 Posted - 10/13/2004 : 14:51:44
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I have no inate sense of rhythm
Have you checked your pulse recently?
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:30:19
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My pulse keeps worse time than Ringo.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:37:16
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The heart beats in 3/4 ime. It´s funny that most popular music in in plain ploddy old fourfour.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 07:00:48
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You're a waltzer at heart, Owen. I think of myself more as a 17/18 prog-style beat machine.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 10:03:22
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Well each to his own - tho yours would be more efficacious in making sure the curry soaks up the yeast excrement on a Saturday night.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 12:32:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
Dandy
Frank Black ate my hamster
I can't help sneaking in a good ant pic whenever I can.
Yum, no joke.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 12:34:42
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:24:50
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Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand and deliver
Your money or your life.......
silk or leather?
(I have the album, no joke either)
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:32:59
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Your money or your life!
Damn he looked delicious in that video.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 09:18:16
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A couple summers ago I was in London with my brother looking for a bass and a shop assistant held up one saying it used to belong to Your Mand And Deliver above, this was right after some incident involving Ant, a bar and a firearm. It seemed to be one of the assistant´s selling points.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:38:35
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Yeah he seemed to lose it a few years back.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/27/2004 : 07:42:54
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Originally posted by apl4eris
Try this move if you're feeling fancy-free:
Little future diplomat in curls not included. It would help charming the ladies, though.
RIP Rest In Peace Jacques Derrida. rasta. ruowa. freedom from activity. a brief pause in reading. a rhythmic silence in music.
Thanks for that pic Apl, brings back a lot of memories.
As for the topic in hand, well there is really no advice to give other than let go of the 'but people will be watching' feeling that you no doubt have and just move as feels natural to you. If you are having a good time then that is all that matters (as long as you don't get too physical and start hurting people around you). Rythmn is the key to good dancing, without it you won't dance in time, but who cares if you dance well? As long as you are having a good time, that really is all that matters. Now go shake your ass.
Oh and Mel, Simon is right, you did say that. It's OK though, I am used to you changing the things you say about me nowadays.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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greg
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Canada
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Posted - 12/27/2004 : 09:07:03
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I can't dance either, or so I thought. Then I got me a collection of Motown recordings....
Look out, clumsy white guy!! But It makes me dance!!
So try Motown. You can't help but feel it!
Good Luck!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 08/17/2005 : 14:51:31
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Just dregdged up this thread while plumbing the depths of my memory. Check it out! That was almost 8 months ago!
I've changed totally in my attitudes to dancing since then as well. I've actually stopped drinking totally since then, so dutch courage is out the window, but: Red Bull is where its at. Couple of them in me, you can't stop me, for better or worse. Plus I can drive home!
I still suck, as far as I know, but I no longer care.
Bring it on!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 08/17/2005 : 14:55:03
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This was an amusing trip down memory lane.
Simon, just dance, man. Don't worry about it. It's about letting go and having fun. Don't overthink it.
Now go on. Get down with your bad self.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 08/17/2005 : 16:29:25
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Just dregdged up this thread while plumbing the depths of my memory. Check it out! That was almost 8 months ago!
I've changed totally in my attitudes to dancing since then as well. I've actually stopped drinking totally since then, so dutch courage is out the window, but: Red Bull is where its at. Couple of them in me, you can't stop me, for better or worse. Plus I can drive home!
I still suck, as far as I know, but I no longer care.
Bring it on!
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
you dance now?? how beautiful... i think the secret of dancing is just taking a second to feel the rythm and the beat...
some crowds dance more with the rythm and some dance more with the beat... so to fit in just watch...
then the second secret is to look confident in no matter what you're doing ... and to vary it up enough so your're not doing the same thing over and over (have at least 3 moves)
oh and then make it look like what you're doing is easy and there you have it!
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 02:02:05
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2005 : 14:48:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Just dregdged up this thread while plumbing the depths of my memory. Check it out! That was almost 8 months ago!
I've changed totally in my attitudes to dancing since then as well. I've actually stopped drinking totally since then, so dutch courage is out the window, but: Red Bull is where its at. Couple of them in me, you can't stop me, for better or worse. Plus I can drive home!
I still suck, as far as I know, but I no longer care.
Bring it on!
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
you dance now?? how beautiful...
Honestly, you should see me doing it before jumping to rash conclusions.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/18/2005 : 14:49:51
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I bet you dance like an *angel*
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/19/2005 : 13:50:10
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I want to take ballroom dancing lessons with my girlfriend at some point, but I think I need to get some money first.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2005 : 18:47:02
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