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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  05:05:41  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0740746960/qid=1097236322/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/102-9023878-5429737?v=glance&s=books

<<Never before have two top artists created such a multimedia work to honour the unique and steadfast bond between mother and child. Vocalist Celine Dion and photographer Anne Geddes conceived Miracle as a way to express something deep within their own hearts, and now both the experience and the outcome will delight music and visual art fans throughout the world. Miracle features more than 100 stunning new Geddes images. Each frame reflects the beauty, grace, and magic of both the photographer and her subject. Babies enfolded in blooms, mothers embracing the life flowering within: Anne's artistic eye captures it all. The exquisite images are wedded with the lyrics to all-new songs by Dion, created and performed on the book-accompanying CD in Celine's unmistakable international superstar style. It's easy to hear how her clear and melodious voice has captivated millions throughout her career. A DVD rounds out this artistic package, exploring the genesis of the Miracle project and taking its audience behind the scenes to witness the making of this memorable production. Celine's title track music video highlights the DVD. As a complement to this many-faceted experience, Sony Music will release its stand-alone Dion CD concurrent with the book's debut. AMP is delighted to play a role in bringing this important collaboration to readers and listeners, providing a crossover experience rivalled by few others. Mothers, grown children, grandmothers, friends, and gift givers everywhere will want to join this celebration of wonder. >>


Denis

"I do feel sorry for people who don't collect records and obsess about music. Why? Because collecting, consuming and obsessing over music and records is very interesting. That's why." - Johan Kugelberg

Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
503 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  05:49:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
christing hell.

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“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?”
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  06:18:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
At work, one girl put on an Anne Geddes' babies screensaver. All girls in my office stood up from their chairs, went to her computer and began a neverending series of "Oooohhhhh"s. I felt like: "If I could find somewhere to puke on..."


"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman
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Posted - 10/08/2004 :  07:36:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've done a sick, the horror the HORROR (the hangover)


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  08:21:21  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh my god. There is something eerie about that.

I hate babies




God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:14:01  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
And so begins the Apocalypse...

I guess the anti-Christ they were talking about is whatever comes from this conception of the two evils. Bad pictures and Bad Celine.

And what the hell have I learned?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:27:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey now, gyps - babies ain't so bad.

The whole Geddes thing however, thats bad...like, really really bad.

Combined with Canada's most embarrassing export though - its downright nightmarish.

Call me a fascist, but it makes me want to commit mass stupicide.

[knock on door]
"Yes?"
"Hello, did you purchase the Anne Geddes/Celine Dion project titled 'Miracle'?"
"Yes, yes I did and I love it."
"Great, could you come with me for a moment? We have some recording equipment out here in the van and would like to get your opinion on the work."


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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:29:19  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You're just full of great Ideas...Can I drive the van? and wear black leather gloves?? and say..."eh FOGET ABOUT IT!" ???

And what the hell have I learned?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:41:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Lets roll!

We'll expand the list as we go along...as well as the van. We'll have several semis in the convoy before its all over.

Initial additions to "The List":
Individuals who purchase anything related to "WWE".
Individuals who possess anything related to "Orange County Choppers" .
Individuals who have Harley Davidson logos on any vehicle not manufactured by Harley Davidson .
Individuals that purchased anything produced by the musical groups "Creed", "Matchbox 20" or "Kid Rock".

Man, we're gonna need a big team.



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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:44:33  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Celine and Anne will combine into an unstoppable force! They'll go on a violent rampage, with the cheesy songs and the babies in stupid flower outfits! Even atomic bombs won't be able to take them down!



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  10:53:22  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Add to the list:

Anyone who wears band T-shirts of bands they didn't know existed before this whole crappy pop-punk shit.
I can't stand seeing little Britney Spears wanna-be's wearing Ramones T-shirts...It kills me.



And what the hell have I learned?

Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 10/08/2004 11:09:11
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1772 Posts

Posted - 10/08/2004 :  11:04:39  Show Profile  Visit PsychicTwin's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Shitting H Christ that is horrendous

I shudder to think of the demographic that would eat this little "gem" up with a spoon
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1764 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  00:43:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
horrific.

is this baby dead?




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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  01:31:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Another for the list:

Anyone who thinks Thomas Kinkade is a talented artist

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4894 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  02:48:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Anyone who asks a Taxi driver "what time they are on 'till" (I mean WHY are you going to hook up with them for a night of debauchery? have some imagination people, I had a great chat with a muslim taxi driver about current islamic perceptions in the media and the ways in which christianity intertwines with islamic faith in a way unknown to most christians and not once did I feel the need to ask him what time he's on 'till)

Anyone who buys "scrunchies" or "padded alice bands" and wears them without a trace of irony

Anyone who doesn't really know what irony is

Ant and Dec

Has anyone seen "Dead Ringers" I say we round up this troup of evil spawn and use the gieger instruments on them to try to figure out what they are really used for



I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  02:57:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I like that Thomas Kinkaden drawing!

Isn't that baby the same as the Gigantic single cover? Scary


"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  06:47:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This stuff bugged me and then I had a kid and now I think they should fucking arrest that Geddes woman. It's just vile and probably illegal to do that to babies.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  10:12:45  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

Anyone who doesn't really know what irony is

Irony: for example, steel.


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1162 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  10:24:58  Show Profile  Visit Ebb Vicious's Homepage  Reply with Quote

i had absolutely no idea who anne geddes was so i went and did a google search.

apparently this project is the greatest collaboration of two no-talent hacks since kid rock and aerosmith.
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4894 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  10:38:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
cheeseman I have a special set of torture instruments reserved for the likes of you, rough and pointy they be


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  13:40:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

I like that Thomas Kinkaden drawing!

Isn't that baby the same as the Gigantic single cover? Scary


"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman



Don't answer the knock on the door!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  13:43:48  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Anyone who doesn't really know what irony is


A combination of Celine, Geddes, and Alanis would DEFINITELY be hell on Earth.

Wait, Anne Geddes isn't Canadian, is she?



"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  14:24:18  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

cheeseman I have a special set of torture instruments reserved for the likes of you, rough and pointy they be


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her


I have no idea what you mean. Are they steel instruments, or are you just being random again?


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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Posted - 10/09/2004 :  14:26:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yes, these instruments are very irony, but more to the point, er, pointy damn you.

I've bloody confused myself now


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 10/09/2004 :  14:27:55  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My work here is done.


"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
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Posted - 10/09/2004 :  14:31:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*sobs quietly to herself wondering where it all went wrong*

bloody youth of bloody today, bloody no respect


I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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