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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
 Posted - 10/02/2004 : 01:29:59
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I don't quite know how to explain it, but I appear to be becoming more and more obsessed with women of late. Not in an "out on the pull", tacky kind of way, but my thoughts are being taken up with thoughts of women a greater proportion of the time.
Is there any rational explanation for this?
I think it might be some of the people I'm working with at the moment, and the fact that beautiful women are everywhere right now. Also, an upturn in popularity in miniskirts. I don't know.
As Ad-Rock would no doubt say: "Girls! Thats all I really want is girls!"
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 02:09:24
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That's just a part of growing up, Simon. Nothing to worry about.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 03:19:11
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So youre NOT Asexual!!!!!!! haha. Its quite a funny thought, you thinking about girls all the time. aww, cheesy all mature.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 06:09:39
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Thanks for the constructive help there guys. I mean more than usual! Which was already quite alot...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 06:25:34
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| All hail the fashion influence of Britney and Christine. Young women these days might as well walk around naked, speaking strictly from an evolutionary perspective of course. |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 06:29:33
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yes, hail the miniskirt. If I thought about women any more than I do, I might as well kill myself as I'd be a worthless heap of flesh and drool. I wish I was asexual; I'd have greater creative output.
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 06:51:51
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quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
yes, hail the miniskirt. If I thought about women any more than I do, I might as well kill myself as I'd be a worthless heap of flesh and drool. I wish I was asexual; I'd have greater creative output.
Cut you dick off.
It's as simple as that.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 07:00:07
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it's simple cheeseman... your mind/body is trying to tell you to get your arse into gear and go get some!
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 07:28:59
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But I'm a coward, which is probably the bulk of the problem.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 07:40:25
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true, and you don't really drink... i'd find it hard to ask a girl out or anything without a few beers in me...
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:05:27
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
true, and you don't really drink... i'd find it hard to ask a girl out or anything without a few beers in me...
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
True. God bless alcohol and pot for giving me an opportunity to reproduce.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 10/02/2004 08:16:10 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:05:46
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Quite. You see my quandary.
Plus, I'd want to at least give the lady the respect to not wait until I'm drunk to ask her out.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:09:35
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quote:
Originally posted by realmeanmotorscutor
yes, hail the miniskirt. If I thought about women any more than I do, I might as well kill myself as I'd be a worthless heap of flesh and drool. I wish I was asexual; I'd have greater creative output.
Wrong. As Tarantino said, creative momentum grows proportionately with sexual impulse. That's why old directors ussually make bad movies.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:11:10
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Just to celebrate my 500 posts:
     
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:27:48
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i'm pretty girl crazy myself, and there are many many beautiful girls here too.. i sympathize with your plight.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:33:38
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A man who can appreciate food and women is alright with me, floop.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:35:49
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But Tarantino (much as I dig his movies) is a dolt.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:41:45
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Maybe he needs a girlfriend then.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:45:53
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What's a dolt? It should be a bad word, 'cause it isn't in my dictionary. And it's a liberal dictionary: Cunt, cock, prick and fuck are in it.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 08:47:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Maybe he needs a girlfriend then.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..."
I read in a magazine he was fucking Sofia Coppola.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 10/02/2004 08:54:01 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 11:49:02
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she's married to Spike Jonze. i don't think so.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 11:56:13
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Just to celebrate my 500 posts:
U B F'ing Whore
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Edited by - Erebus on 10/02/2004 12:03:37 |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 12:22:04
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aww erebus, you're such a big sweetie, "f'ing", awww
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:01:17
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
What's a dolt? It should be a bad word, 'cause it isn't in my dictionary. And it's a liberal dictionary: Cunt, cock, prick and fuck are in it.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman
dolt = idiot |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:05:18
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I love women, I can't tell you in words how beautiful the female body is... I guess I'd have to- well, you know.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Posted - 10/02/2004 : 14:30:14
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no, what?
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:46:35
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I'm not really a Tarantino fan, but I think he's very clever. And brave. And he's what an artist should be. And he's probably an asshole, because a man with all these virtues tends to be an asshole.
If you don't believe me, consider Nietzsche, Kubrick, Dalí, Buñuel, Goethe...
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 15:50:48
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And, if you want some trouble, add Van Morrison and Lou Reed to that list.
"Mmmmm.... Está bien. Normalmente es aquí, pero esta noche..." - Jonathan Richman |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 18:08:24
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I hear ya! I discovered the most beautiful woman ever in my regular bar last night (Bumble, Gypsey, Surfer, you may know it)1 couldn't concentrate afterwards, to the point where I had to leave. I later got chatting to an equalily beautfiul girl at the gig! This did not help!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 18:20:03
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I'm pissed on amoretto so ignore me!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 20:39:45
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Sofia Coppola and Spike Jonze are divorced.
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:21:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I hear ya! I discovered the most beautiful woman ever in my regular bar last night (Bumble, Gypsey, Surfer, you may know it)1 couldn't concentrate afterwards, to the point where I had to leave. I later got chatting to an equalily beautfiul girl at the gig! This did not help!
Help me! He keeps making me post!
dude! that was me you were drooling over!
christ... anyone with long hair!
The Monkey Helper has arrived http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 05:40:25
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Help me! He keeps making me post!
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realmeanmotorscutor
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1764 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 08:50:29
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trent reznor? what's that mean?
um, let's not rile us guys with talk of miniskirts and 4" heels. please?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 09:35:59
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Care to post some pics and turn our's?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2004 : 14:29:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Care to post some pics and turn our's?
Help me! He keeps making me post!
Amen brother. Pfeffa, you sound near perfect
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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