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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
 Posted - 09/30/2004 : 22:01:14
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Ok this is a crazy game I just thought of watching Conan. It is called what Yoda Would say. I knew there are a lot of Star Wars Fans Here... So I thought it would be funny... if not oh well 
The fun thing is there are no right answers
Come up with a sentance...
Then ask someone to phrase it like how Yoda would say it.
Example: "You are Fired"
Yoda Would Say: "Fired You Are"
OK here is the first one...
"The Pixies and Frank Black and the Catholics are the best bands of the millenium"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 23:14:01
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Well, how could I pass up a Yoda game...
"Know you will of FB and Pixies. The best bands of the millenium they are. Mmmm."
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2004 : 23:22:32
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"With an 'e' is sentence spelled. You've much to learn young Daisy."
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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two reelers
* Dog in the Sand *
Austria
1036 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 04:23:57
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indeed a hypocrite he is, croutonfuton. with him power will not be, as long he is picking at those minor things. yum yum. like his father, he always did.
 I joined the cult of this mouse / and now I occidentally tic-tac |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 12:00:45
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"Indeed, a joke it was. Christ, Jesus H."
"Freedom is a state of mind and the condition and position of your ass. Free your mind and your ass will follow." - Funkadelic |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 12:05:08
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According to 'Yoda-Speak For Idiots', it should be pronounced; "The best bands of the millenium, Frank Black and the Catholics are. If they flew with Han, I'm sure they'd be the best bands of the Millienium Falcon(boom-boom! Take my wife, please take my wife etc.)
CARL.
 "Join up, conform and wear a different uniform!"
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 12:23:06
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Makes me laugh, Carl does.
Hey nuclear war and a hot bed of trouble, make with the pennance, repent on the double. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2004 : 13:15:51
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| bored was the one who created this topic. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2004 : 01:21:20
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Quality, this game is, hmm? Best bands ever, Catholics and Pixies are. Millenium not important.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 14:48:04
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| bored was I, emmmmm. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 14:54:12
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wee-hoo-hoo-doo-bee-doo.
<Yoda's laugh>
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2004 : 20:49:33
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| bored am i now. Less bored will I be if I can master the force. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 08:19:48
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Master of the force I am. need to practice, I do not.
Must die, the one who ate my danish, mmmmm. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:10:37
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I it was, hmm, who ate Danish. Tasty it was. Steal your coffee now, I will.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:24:24
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| commit a felony, I must, If the coffee you steal. Hmmmm..Break your legs, I will. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:34:29
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Small walking stick, will I need. Convenient it is, walking stick i already have, hmm.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:43:17
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| break your stick as well, I will. Hmm... what then, will you do? |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:46:21
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Learn to balance without stick, true Jedi must. Learn you must also, hmm? Break your legs and arms, will I, hmm.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:48:17
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Fighting words, them is. Hmmm... a lesson ,will I teach you.
There's a lot of things I'd rather be doing right now, but we aren't in Vegas and I don't have that much money... |
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deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 10:51:36
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that sentance yoda use, would not
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:00:33
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| porn and booze, yoda does crave....hmmmmm |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:02:23
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Spoken wisely, young paduan. Violence not answer, way to the dark side that is.
Fear for her, Yoda does. Making her way to the dark side, Alicia is. Bad for the future of forum is evil within Alicia, hmm.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:04:26
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wee-hoo-hoo-doo-bee-doo.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:05:30
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sexually frustrated, Alicia is. Evil she is not.
There's a lot of things I'd rather be doing right now, but we aren't in Vegas and I don't have that much money... |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:09:06
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| funny is it not to picture sexually frustrated saying yoda, errm? |
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deleted
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Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:48:10
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horrifying it is
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:55:10
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| sad when Yoda starts humping chewie's leg, it is. |
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deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 11:58:37
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masturbation, the key it is hmmm, whores yoda will buy, i think
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 12:00:40
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| well endowed yoda is. run screaming the hookers will. |
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deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 12:22:15
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Thailand yoda must visit hmm, ladyboys yoda does like, penetrate hard he will
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 12:38:05
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Mammoth condoms must yoda purchase, glove not, love not.
I CALL HIM GAMBLOR! |
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Sir Mike
- FB Fan -
USA
88 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 13:25:56
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Scared of this forum people are... For good reason it is...
->Words are only the tip of the iceberg of my thoughts.<- |
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deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2004 : 23:05:21
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fearless yoda is, whole forum take on he can hmm, smack us all with his giant cock he will, run screaming will forumers, mostly hmm yes
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:05:30
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issues has Yoda...hmmm.
I CALL HIM GAMBLOR! |
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deleted
4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:12:39
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too much love to give, has yoda, sad this makes him, play with him no one will
I look like the kind of guy who pimps his sister not just for the money, but because he hates her
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/06/2004 : 08:15:49
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play with himself, yoda must. others understand not, the love of Yoda. resort to heavy self-petting must yoda.
I CALL HIM GAMBLOR! |
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