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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
 Posted - 11/03/2006 : 11:28:29
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These topics are all a little tame, what happened to having hundreds of sex based topics (ok not hundreds)
Anyone ever had one? Threesome that is. I want stories! ;)
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 12:03:38
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Never had one. Never gonna happen unless I get a divorce. Given the choice, I'd rather stay married.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 12:13:51
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I fell asleep. I was drunk.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 12:24:07
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I've screwed in a three-way light bulb. But there was no sex involved.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 18:47:33
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Why do I get the feeling people aren't taking this seriously?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 20:34:44
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when i was in college i worked as a pizza delivery driver for a while. one night i had to take a pizza way up in the hills to this mansion super far away. it was my last delivery of the night so i was kind of pissed that i had to drive so far. anyway, i got up there and this friendly Swedish woman answered the door. even though she was in her early 40's (i was 20) she was undeniably hot. she had this rock hard tennis-player body. obviously she kept herself very active and healthy..
anyway, in her heavy Swedish accent she called into the house to someone named Katariana to come bring her purse. to my surprise, yet another beautiful woman emerged wearing a bathrobe with very thin material. her daughter.
they whispered something to each other and started giggling, and i felt a little uncomfortable. then the daughter said to me, "you must be very tired from long day of work, would you like massage?".. i did have plans that evening to drink some beers at a friends house and play some Sega so i said "no thanks, but that's very kind of you" and gave them their pizza.
they tiped me 2 dollars which was cool.
but no, i've never had a threesome
at least that's what your mom said |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2006 : 20:40:34
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Originally posted by floop
when i was in college i worked as a pizza delivery driver for a while. one night i had to take a pizza way up in the hills to this mansion super far away. it was my last delivery of the night so i was kind of pissed that i had to drive so far. anyway, i got up there and this friendly Swedish woman answered the door. even though she was in her early 40's (i was 20) she was undeniably hot. she had this rock hard tennis-player body. obviously she kept herself very active and healthy..
anyway, in her heavy Swedish accent she called into the house to someone named Katariana to come bring her purse. to my surprise, yet another beautiful woman emerged wearing a bathrobe with very thin material. her daughter.
they whispered something to each other and started giggling, and i felt a little uncomfortable. then the daughter said to me, "you must be very tired from long day of work, would you like massage?".. i did have plans that evening to drink some beers at a friends house and play some Sega so i said "no thanks, but that's very kind of you" and gave them their pizza.
they tiped me 2 dollars which was cool.
but no, i've never had a threesome
at least that's what your mom said
Floop, for some reason, I would have expected you to sacrifice beer and video games for a massage. I guess I don't know you very well.
How was the beer and Sega that night, if you don't mind my asking? |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 02:20:04
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that's fucked up floop, nearly the same thing happened to me back in '99, mother daughter seduction thing, except they were Japanese. Real hot too, like straight out of a comic book, wearing thongs and shit, before they were even popular. I was delivering shitty chinese food instead of pizza, I think they got General Tso's Chicken, extra fortune cookies. I had planned on going to this keg party that I had been anticipating for weeks, I was trying to mack on some girl that never even gave me the time of day. I totally wasted that oppurtunity. Damn, makes me want to go back into the delivery business. yep
this is your new home |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 06:46:11
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I remember one memorable night with LBF and floop's moms.........
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 07:38:28
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I guess we could extend the topic into random stories like that. Your story floop is like something out of a teen film and your the loser who missed out. Not that I'm calling you a loser of course.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 07:55:26
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it was written like a joke, whether it's true or not i dunno..
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 08:57:58
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Yeah I immediately presumed it was a joke but I'm not to sure.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 09:12:06
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Never had one - but from those i know who have, it seems better as an idea than it is in practice.
-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 10:36:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Malax
Why do I get the feeling people aren't taking this seriously?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna*
I'm taking it very seriously. I fell asleep. I was drunk.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 11:42:16
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My first semi-serious girlfriend (who was a total freak) talked her best friend into joining us one night for a night of debauchery, I was 22 and they were both two years older. I wasn't too crazy about the friend but I didn't know when I'd get the chance again so I went for it. I won't deny that it was a good time but the fallout was pretty shitty. They soon ended up hating each other and then the end of their friendship some how became all my fault. Totally complicated everything. So I got the boot and last I heard they were back to being inseparable. Idea of it was most definitely better than the reality.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 13:35:15
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I've never been in a threesome, but I have walked in on one.
The divorce is pending, bada-boom!! (I'm here all week, ladies and germs!)
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 14:22:15
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I think I nearly had one once when I started talking to two lesbians at a party once. I may have blown it by nearly throwing up in the mouth of one of them (the pretty one - at least I think it was).
I remember walking home after the party and being so angry at myself 
What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The New Bolero
= Cult of Ray =
394 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 16:29:56
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| So to answer your question, Malax, this is what happened to sex based topics. See why they didn't make it? Why not stick to ediblepanties.org for threesome stories. |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2006 : 18:15:54
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I'm going to presume your respone is tongue in cheek Bolero and thus hahaha. People like to read stuff like this its fun. I must concur with a few people who have mentioned its not quite as amazing as 'people' would have you believe. I'm sure to have a really good one you may need contacts in the porn industry. My story is similar to HeywoodJablome except not quite as bad and didn't involve a girlfriend. Its late so the story will have to wait.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2006 : 20:05:21
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quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
How was the beer and Sega that night, if you don't mind my asking?
actually we ended up going to this dumb party instead. there weren't that many people there except for some uptight med-student types..
later on though these 3 Japanese international students showed up who were pretty cool. they actually invited me back to their campus apartment and we all had a pretty good foursome. but that's for another thread.
sorry to derail the Threesome thread
at least that's what your mom said |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 03:02:13
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| A word of advise re threesomes - don't use them as an excuse when you're caught out hitting on your wife's best friend. She isn't going to believe you and neither is her friend, regardless of their sexualities. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 03:49:08
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sounds like a voice of experience?
I cant believe none of you have had a threesome except heywood.
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 05:06:44
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| Both bitter and good and separate occasions and no I'm not sharing |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 05:28:51
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I don't have anything interesting to add to the Threesomes thread. I'm saving my posts for the Bukkake thread.
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 07:45:30
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a spontaneous one a few years ago. It was nice and funny and drunk, no fallout or anything, just like a twosome only there´s three of you.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 07:55:29
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Originally posted by Newo
just like a twosome only there´s three of you.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!! LOL
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:16:50
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Like if it wasn't hard enough to have sex with just one girl.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:32:23
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Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 09:56:17
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up.
So would a woman with two men, believe me.
Out of interest Heywood and Newo, were yours with two women or a woman and a man?
Or a dog and a goat?
Or a badger and a wasp?
Or...........
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 10:14:34
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Or...........
A porcupine & duck-billed platypus.
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 11:18:19
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
sounds like a voice of experience?
I cant believe none of you have had a threesome except heywood.
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers
I have. Which leads me to my next question. Have you?
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 12:31:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yeah, and if its 2 girls I'd guess the guy would have to be pretty careful about giving equal attention. Bah, I don't know.
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Aw geez, my duodenum's acting up.
i don't think it would be a problem giving equal attention. i've watched videos about this
at least that's what your mom said |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 12:34:44
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that duckbilled platypus sure gets around.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 14:03:54
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 14:14:51
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Originally posted by Malax
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I have. Which leads me to my next question. Have you?
Of course you have. Isn't this why you started this thread, so you could say that?
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2006 : 18:36:27
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Of course. However the reason I started this topic was because I saw it on another forum I frequent, by chance I happen to have had one yes. I thought it was an opportunity to start a thread on this forum (which I consider to be vastly more intellectual than most forums) which I haven't done for a while. Not a excuse to say "hey look at me" as the experience (as I stated above) was not the sort of thing you see in 'pornos' far from it. Thats enough of an explanation as I was certain some smart alec would say this to me eventually. Welcome to the forum alec.
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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