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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 01/01/2005 : 07:21:36
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hey guys,
let's say we re-unite for '05? tour, album, 2 disc dvd set, we can finally release "tiger tail" and "fingers". |
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Posted - 01/01/2005 : 07:30:52
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Is that the incident with the ferret, the catapult, half a ton of tar and a bottle of bud placed in an interesting orifice? I thought that was just a rumour?
Is it true you ended up with a scar the shape of a penguin???
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/01/2005 : 14:57:18
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I'm in.
Help me! He keeps making me post!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:26:05
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This is the most fun I've had since I was a bounty hunter.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:31:33
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Bounty hunter you say. Hmm, that could be a good new career choice for me. After all, Boba Fett was one my childhood heros.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:21:57
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| i wrote a 27 minute drum solo for myself and called it fett-a-tete. if i don't get more recognition this time around i swear, i'll steal all the office supplies from the jam space or something..........do you think we should try and get dave navarro to join the band, he's a whore. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:36:21
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No, we do need more make up in the band, but I thinking about more females.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:39:36
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More girls means you'll lose your fan base, apl is only tolerated because she's one of those women you want to be, or be with or something
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:56:39
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OK, how about Kim Deal?
Hmm, that's not gonna work. Damn it.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 23:25:21
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What about some hermaphrodites?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 03:57:08
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Forget it!
OK guys I have the artwork finished for a new album. Shall we do this or what?
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 11:45:26
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that's awesome.
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 01/13/2005 : 11:58:45
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You know, it really is!
Just think "Gorillaz" . |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 18:52:55
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My favorite cover is still the one for "Keep Your Nose Out of My Tomato Soup."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:51:15
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Thats not a new cover, he's ripping it off an earlier japanese only release last men on earth e.p. "What the hell is that? (Frosted Testicle)" it's been on the website for months.
I might lose the love for the last men if they get lazy.
(I did love this thread)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 00:42:58
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were not lazy we're just warming up in our own way...
funny you mention frosted testicle, the first last man on earth only has one!
this post should bring me more attention, also i'm thinking of switching from drums to bass on this reunion, whaddya say guys? wait, how many arms do you need to play bass with? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 03:35:30
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Originally posted by starmekitten
Thats not a new cover, he's ripping it off an earlier japanese only release last men on earth e.p. "What the hell is that? (Frosted Testicle)" it's been on the website for months.
I might lose the love for the last men if they get lazy.
(I did love this thread)
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
I never said it was Kitty.
Whatever though.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/16/2005 : 12:51:01
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I might lose the love for the last men if they get lazy.
If you read through this thread, I think they've already come out with more songs and albums than most real bands ever do. The Last Men are the hardest-working band there is!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 15:54:28
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| we could do a satanic thing where we release 6 different versions of "Wee (Part VI)" on 6" vinyl each with a different b-side. but the catch will be we press it backwards so the buyers have to either jimmy there turntables or buy "the reverser" software at lmoe.com. after all we're in it for the fans, right? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/16/2005 : 17:05:54
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Or maybe everyone will prefer hearing them backwards, and radio stations will start to play them that way.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2005 : 13:21:41
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Well do have always pushed things forward. Why stop now?
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2005 : 18:29:15
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I think "Push Things Forward" will be the name of the next album.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 06:23:48
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Sounds good to me.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 08:25:31
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Originally posted by shineoftheever
funny you mention frosted testicle, the first last man on earth only has one!
Wait a second....not only does he have just one testicle, but it's frosted also? What bad luck...
I heard our first reunion gig is for the Shady Oaks Nursing Home Fundraiser.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 17:34:17
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How many albums does the band have out now, anyway? Is Tre still keeping track?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2005 : 23:36:35
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I haven't read any of this thread but I've decided to post because I hear something similar to this expression almost every time I ask a woman out.
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser. |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 04/21/2005 23:37:01 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 06:08:10
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You're in KoK. Can you play the kazoo?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2005 : 13:54:14
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You want ANOTHER kazoo player, after what happened with our all-kazoo album back in aught two?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 06:24:11
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I wanna give it another try. I feel we didn't do that great instrument justice. Besides, I think KoK could scare off your stalker.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 10:35:50
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I have a stalker?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 10:59:43
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Yes you do. I think your lyrics in 'Potatos Are Evil' were a little too moving for some.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:22:18
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Or else someone took "I Want My Very Own Stalker" too literally. It was METAPHORICAL, people!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:52:42
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I think it was the potato song.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:59:15
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
How many albums does the band have out now, anyway? Is Tre still keeping track?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
http://thelastmenonearth.iwarp.com/index.html
all on the website I think, although that sucker hasn't been updated since I moved and changed my name
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 12:11:33
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You webmasters of band pages are all alike! You start out all fancy with the frequent updates, and then stop all of a sudden. About the only exception I can think of is a little site run by these two Canadian guys, devoted to some guy who used to be in a band called the "Tylwyth Teg." Or was that "Pixies"? Whatever.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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