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what have you missed! I'll fill you in
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 04:29:44
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This whole topic! I was sure it was about a book.
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 04:46:38
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heh heh heh..... no it's about the greatest band in the world, The Last Men on Earth... I'll post a web link soon, I'm just tweaking the site
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 09:11:13
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 11:13:44
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I didn't know you were in the band! Are you that elusive sixth member who hides in the shadows back of stage making a noise that sounds like it is an angels very own belch?
Am I going to have to amend my website!?!?!?!?!?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 12:08:47
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Nice page, Tre, but how could you forget the B-sides and rarities collection, "Used Pantyhose Vending Machine"?
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 12:12:01
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I was ill when I last updated
*obviously* it needs work... so when are you going to be free so I can get acquainted, er I mean interview you for the 'zine?
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shineoftheever
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 12:40:20
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We rock!!!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 13:58:27
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I found a couple of tracks on Soulseek claiming to be 'genuine' LMOE tracks. Collaborations no less. I'm a bit suspicious.
'Ned Flanders Ate My Fence' featuring a Seve Ballasteros rap and the voice of KITT.
'Wrigley's Extraordinary House Of Peas' featuring backing vocals from Chas'n'Dave and a lead guitar guest spot by Burt Reynolds.
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 14:26:49
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strokes imaginary long beard in befuddlement
superfan doubts these tracks are real
rushes to soulseek to download them just in case
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 07/25/2004 : 15:02:40
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I think someone mislabeled tracks by The Fattest Hen on Earth. The names ARE pretty similar, and both bands have albums called "Rock 'n' Ham 'n' Beans 'n' Roll."
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Daisy Girl
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Posted - 07/26/2004 : 10:16:27
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I tried putting this on the guest book but it didn't work..
Nice site. So when are you guys going back on tour... the fans are getting antsy.
Also don't you think you guys should change your name to be the last "people" on earth to be more pc?
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Posted - 07/26/2004 : 11:05:14
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I'm struggling with the guestbook and polling facility at the moment... I'll fix it now...
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/28/2004 : 18:21:39
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The Smaller Than Jesus World Tour should begin on Smarch 32. The tour will kick off in Shangri-La, and then move to Atlantis, Lemuria, Oz, and Utopia.
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apl4eris
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USA
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Posted - 07/28/2004 : 18:29:51
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I think you need to speak with our tour manager when he gets back from "vacation", VoVat. The kick off day is Boomtime, Chaos 62, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3170.
Tre, your website is awesome. I fear you know more about me than I did. Except it wasn't the Hari Krishnas (but that's just a minor detail, and I'm fuzzy on details). |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/29/2004 : 13:37:12
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Sorry I haven't posted on this topic for a while fans, but I have been writing songs for our next album. I have 9 songs so far, on my broken 4-track. This album is gonna be a lot more lo-fi I think.
jugglerwar
Dancing Frog
Two Anvils With Womyn
The Riot River System
Five Men and a Snout
Taste of Salamanders
Peter Cornell and the Dancing Box Sound
Ravenous Politics
Wall of Poodles
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/01/2004 : 19:38:55
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So you're not going to be including "Illinois Fried Lizard"? That's the best one!
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 14:17:24
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I'm going to run a poll on whether or not that is actually the best one, and you still need to give me an interview vovat
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 15:15:23
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I don't do interviews. Well, unless I get paid.
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 15:19:08
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huh, I'll pay you the same way I paid the rest of the band and you'll like it mister
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 16:02:47
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How was that? In strings of beads and blankets infected with smallpox?
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 16:13:36
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I held a party for each of them with a mediaeval theme got them very drunk and let them spill their guts. So you get paid with free food free drink and a spit roast..
it's usually a pig..
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VoVat
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Posted - 08/02/2004 : 20:49:34
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Suckling pig?
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Posted - 08/03/2004 : 10:14:31
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yesm thats the sucker
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/03/2004 : 11:21:19
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........but not ALWAYS a pig?
Sometimes a Tre?
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Posted - 08/03/2004 : 13:29:56
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I'm not sure I remember that, was I drunk?
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Posted - 08/04/2004 : 11:38:11
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so anyhoo... I added the tour details, still can't get the damned guestbook working and added an external poll link. If I could only get a forum going I would take over the super fan world, it'd be like frank who....
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 08/04/2004 : 17:25:14
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Are you going to start stalking members of the band?
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Posted - 11/15/2004 : 18:43:35
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no vovat, stalking would be rude, besides, I already know where you all live, what kind of a superfan would I be if I didn't know that?
heh heh heh.....oops.......
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Posted - 11/17/2004 : 18:30:49
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Where do I live, then?
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Posted - 11/18/2004 : 02:07:13
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you want me to post that on the internets?
besides, you're new last men on earth, I'm all about the old school
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VoVat
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Posted - 11/18/2004 : 18:43:16
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Actually, I was the original Last Man on Earth, before those others stole my band name. I was going to sue them, but we ended up settling out of court, and they let me join the band.
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 15:24:54
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you see, if you'd have gven me an interview in the first places mistakes like this wouldn't happen. I could amend the website...
effort...
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VoVat
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Posted - 11/19/2004 : 18:21:24
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I haven't given any interviews since the...incident...back in '72.
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