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 Posted - 07/08/2004 : 17:27:00
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I love this band.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Little Black Francis
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Posted - 07/08/2004 : 17:38:33
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How can forget the timeless classic "Tulips and Orange Soda"
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Posted - 07/08/2004 : 17:42:47
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aaaah and "the scrapings from my amputated toe"
has me in tears every damned time
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/08/2004 : 18:09:30
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My personal favorite is "My Nose Is On Fire."
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 08:36:54
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"My, You Look Young (Or Am I Just a Victim of Special Relativity (Not General Relativity, Right?))" is going to be our new single, a la "Bam Thwok", I've heard.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 09:21:52
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Are you going to be releasing "Spy In A House Of Cards" as the B-side?
Cattle in Korea / They can really moo. |
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 09:23:32
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And if "widget in my nostril" isn't on it I'm pulling my fanzine
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 09:40:38
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Don't worry...it'll have an A-, B-, and C-side. The first ever.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 09:42:19
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yet again....
what a band!
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 09:43:31
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
He's not allowed back!
Not unless he grovels!
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I will plead, I will beg, I will petition, but never will I grovel.
Besides, it's my band.
No, I take that back. It's the people's band.
Wait a minute...who's in this band anyway?
Say "I".
I.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 12:37:00
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I. I am the singer/guitarist! And that's final. I don't mind sharing vocal duties with a 'Kim'.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 12:49:37
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Hey, now HPM. You're MY 'Kim'. I'M the singer/bassist (yes, I know I play bass, but that doesn't mean I have to be 'Kim'). You can have your little "Into The White"'s and "Gigantic"'s, but I'm the quirky frontman. And that's final.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 12:55:22
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I. In the form of support via my fanzine and website, always found at gigs, super groupie am I, I organise meets and make all of the T shirts. I run the CD stall too.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 12:59:22
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I.
I'll play the OB8 and theremin. Every mythical band of epical proportions needs OB8 and theremin.
<--- next Clara Rockmore 
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:10:01
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quote:
Originally posted by The Calistanian
Hey, now HPM. You're MY 'Kim'. I'M the singer/bassist (yes, I know I play bass, but that doesn't mean I have to be 'Kim'). You can have your little "Into The White"'s and "Gigantic"'s, but I'm the quirky frontman. And that's final.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
I can see that our differences are gonna end this band!
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:13:15
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I'm awaiting the results of the poll on this band divide on my website
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:26:43
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They will side with me for sure. I am the fan's favourite.
I am John Lennon, Calistian is Ringo. He's dispensable.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:30:45
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(nice post count, Tre. Hail Satan! j/k!)
Guys, can't we all just get along? There's no rule against having 2 lead singers/guitar players. As long as you're dressed in animal costumes, they'll never know whose voice it is anyway.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 13:38:16
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Hahaha, good spot Apl.
And yeah I don't mind sharing.
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:00:12
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share? tthey'd be like deus then? or what was that band with that fat bastard tiny in? It'd be wrong.....
I lost my count now. I was never going to post again but my resolve broke.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:11:45
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Deus? They are a new band from America. They have a couple who are over weight. But there are more famous examples than that Tre. How about The Beatles. Heard of them?
Anyway, great news guys. I just heard that we have gotten The Vines slot at Reading and Leeds festival, after they pulled out (the singer's gone mad - look out Calistanian!).
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:22:31
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Okay...I've thought about it. HPM, we will split the lead singing/quirky frontman duties 50/50. I'll be 'Harrison', you can be 'McCartney'. So, basically it would be exactly like the Beatles if Harrison and McCartney were to split the lead singing duties down the middle, and avoid Lennon and Ringo altogether. This should soothe our egos, and I don't mean waffles.
Okay:
The Calistanian - Lead singer/bass player
Homers Pet Monkey - Lead singer/guitar player
apl4eris - OB8 and theramin
Tre - Super fan
Who's been our drummer again?
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:27:27
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aren't you guys like the spinal tap of drummers?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:32:18
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I played drums and didgeredoo an the second album "Land Ho!" - Classic, just classic, IMO!
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:39:10
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You're in, shineoftheever.
By the way, HPM, I'm starting to rethink this 50/50 thing. Maybe let's make it me 60, you 40. I'm probably better looking, so it'll be better that way.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:40:46
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What about animal? Is he in a band at the moment? He is my drumming hero.
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:44:45
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well the website poll on who's better looking has just finished so I'll have the results shortly
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:45:43
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Animal is all show, no substance. We're going for the sound here. With me just happening to be a fantastic bass player and good-looking.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:47:39
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Aww shucks. I thought I was gonna win that pole too. I didn't know it was a looks-related one. Thought maybe it was to do with talent.
Oh well.
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:54:57
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We need to focus on the music again, guys, like when we recorded "BuzzKillDeer". We were at our peak then.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 14:59:32
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I'm out! I was in, but now I'm out, I've got my new band "Carbon Copy"
BTW guys, I took half the songs so I don't want you to hear you guys playing:
Mustard
Underwater Masturbation Kit
Forever, Whenever
Salty Beans
Over-rated
Wee (Parts I and V)
Count Chocula Ate My Sea Monkeys
Better Half
Tickle Me Purple (Pride Song)
Roasty-Toasty
Bartholomews Lament
Pick It Up
Fanny
Lost At The Zoo
Pepper And Peanuts
The Capital Of North Vagina
Zippers
I was in meetings all day yesterday. My lawyers convinced me not to issue the Press Release(It was a hoax anyways). I was going to tell everyone Cali, Ben Whover and Homer chopped off their members and renamed the band "The Last Women On Earth", the gullible public would have believed it too if wasn't for those meddling lawyers........
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:03:28
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the website poll was inconclusive, 86% said they couldn't possibly comment because they couldn't see calistanian for his ego
(hang on to your ego)
And the message board has been flooded with fatwah threats for shine of the ever's head. On a silver plate. stuffed with wee.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:04:38
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You dirty rat, shineoftheever. You can take any of those songs, except "Count Chocula Ate My Sea Monkeys"...I'm begging you. Keep your dirty paws off that one.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:05:08
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( )
"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... " |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2004 : 15:06:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
the website poll was inconclusive, 86% said they couldn't possibly comment because they couldn't see calistanian for his ego
(hang on to your ego)
And the message board has been flooded with fatwah threats for shine of the ever's head. On a silver plate. stuffed with wee.
Frank Black ate my Hamster
They just don't know how beautiful a big ego is.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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