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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 07/06/2004 :  12:43:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wouldn't that be a great band name?

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.

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Posted - 07/06/2004 :  12:44:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the sons of rest

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  13:03:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chinese Minge!

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 07/06/2004 :  13:05:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

One of my favorite horror movies.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  13:06:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I watched 28 days later last night! That was pretty close.

"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  13:25:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Chinese Minge!

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Forgive an ignorant Canadian, but what is a "minge"? Based on the classic line by Keith in 'the Office', I can make a guess, but I'd like to know for sure. And while we're at it, what is it that Keith eats all the time? It's like a brown sno-ball.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  13:57:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hahahah, yeah that is right. It's a vagina (not what Keith is eating, he is eating a scotch egg).

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:00:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Priceless reaction on Dawn's face, too. She's quite good in "Shawn of the Dead". Any of you Brits seen it? It's really good. I hope no one minds me redirecting the topic of this thread, but since I have the ear of the Englanders, I thought I'd take advantage. And what the hell is a scotch egg?

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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:14:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Back to the original topic people!!

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:15:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes I have seen it. It's OK.

A scotch egg is an egg covered in sausage-like meat and breadcrumbs. Quite nice.

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:18:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, I think "Scotch Egg" would be a geat name for the debut album by "The Last Men On Earth".

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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:31:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good suggestion speedy_m.

What should the first song title be, by this fabulous band?

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:35:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Chinese Minge!

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:36:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, what sort of band are they? What genre? Who are the members? I need to "get into character". Death Metal meets Enya? Grindcore meets Elton John? Shania Twain meets Mark Twain with a twist of Czech Dirge?

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:37:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, there you have it. Chinese Minge, the first single.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:42:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cool.

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betty
= Cult of Ray =

USA
258 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:54:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i lve to eat scotch eggs. coolest band name in betty's imaginary universe...

(drum roll....)

rescue shirpas!

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betty
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  14:54:50  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Some other track listings...

A Soft Atrocity
Give Me That Back, Damnit
Wee
Sixteen Ohms
I'm Just Wild About Harry (cover)

*festoon*
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  15:00:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My friends band name is Victor Furious and the Murder of Men

Just quit a cult / going through withdrawal
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  15:15:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Other tracks include:

Son Of A Knobjockey
This Is My Home (Just Don't tell the Council)
Wee (Part II)
For The Love Of My Hound
Big Bucket Of Love In A Cupboard Full Of Mops Of Evil
Sharon


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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  15:21:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Possible B-sides:

Wee (Part III)
Uncle Todd Said So
Dinner At Midnight
Pie In My Eye
Fucktards On The Forum (It Takes All Sorts)

"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  15:23:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
More possible B-sides:

Zippers
Tigerlily
Don't Be Like Us (All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go)
Can't Understand Normal Thinking (Song For Tipper)
Backseat Betty

"You'll soon be dust your deeds already are, You saw no orb no fiery bushes either, I must be drunk I feel unsteady, No monster me, sadly no saint either... "
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Posted - 07/06/2004 :  15:34:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
previously unreleased tracks;

My mother eloped with donkey kong
Sit on my knee
oxocubemoron
eat it now or you won't get any pudding
eye-crud(the taste of)





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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/06/2004 :  16:03:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have early demos of:

We're Out Of Sandpaper So Let The Beards Grow
Kill All Beavers
Poo (all parts)
Vestibule Of Yoghurt
Karma Llama
Bob Massive
XYZebra

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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1342 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  08:44:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Check out these other great Itunes only releases:

Wee (Reprise)
Conquer Me This
Ilk Mold, Old Milk
The Ballad of The Beginning of the Universe

1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  10:17:34  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Van Morrison And Me
Wake Me Up When Bargain Hunt Is Over
Talking Ingrowing Toenail Blues
Bubba, The Lost Corr

From the live release, Live at The Wedgewood Rooms, Portsmouth

Kind regards,
Simon
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  10:25:27  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The Bathroom Tapes:

Because Your Toes Are Too Short! (But Why Can't I, Dad?)
Gettin' Sucked Down the Bathtub Drain
Calgon, Take Me Away
Wee (Wee)
2001 Flushes, A Porcelain Odyssey
What's that Smell? (Smell the Latex Glove)

RIP Little Bucharest: Yuppies. They don't eat goulash.
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  10:34:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rare Horn Porn and Rip Torn ep:

pink crotchless panties (the taste of)
Strawberry laces round me penis
I didn't mean the ballcock
The lightbulb that shattered (in there)

Bonus track

Feed me paper daddy




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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  10:40:37  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Super secret hidden bonus track on the Rare Horn Porn and Rip Torn ep:

Those Tossing Hamster Salad Days




RIP Little Bucharest: Yuppies. They don't eat goulash.
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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  10:46:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
what a band

Frank Black ate my Hamster
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  11:00:13  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Next single:

They Teleport Things Now, You Know
Otters Are Monogamous Too
My Dog Ran Off With My Gun, Now All I Have Left Is My Country Music Cliches

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Simon
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  12:24:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Our band is the greatest!

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Posted - 07/07/2004 :  12:33:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm gonna make a T-Shirt

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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1058 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  12:54:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So your band has existed for a couple of days,already has a handful of Ep's,singles,previously unreleased material and an album.


"I joined the Cult of this guy / 'cause they took my other picture away
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  12:55:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't forget the live release!

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 07/07/2004 :  13:41:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
We are a very productive band.

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