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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  16:19:12  Show Profile
everyone bitches about bullshit posts, yet people treat the threads as chat rooms talking about things completely unrelated to the topic at hand.

Visiting Sasquatch
= Cult of Ray =

USA
451 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  16:27:18  Show Profile
I've finally perfected the moonwalk!
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  16:41:01  Show Profile
No way, I did that at work the other day and fell over a desk...guess my moonwalk is not perfected yet.

As for other Jacksonisms I think I could definitely hang a child out a window.

Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed...

Edited by - St. Francis on 12/18/2002 17:41:39
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  16:48:57  Show Profile
have you perfected the art of molesting young boys yet?
another jackson trademark that i'm sure you've mastered.
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  17:13:04  Show Profile
Actually wasn't that similar to the seminar you were offering at Chuch and Wellesly? I have to admit I didn't believe you when you said you gave amazing head but for a toonie I was pleasantly surprised and quite satisfied with your performance... cheers Mirv!

I dare you to say something intellegent for a change. Why does it always lead to stories about someone getting fucked the ass in bathrooms or some other doodgie sexual practice with you?

Are you really that uncomfortable with your sexuality? Are you that guy who ripps on homosexuals but is also the guy who can't get enough of wrestling with his buddies?...do tell.

Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed...



Edited by - St. Francis on 12/18/2002 17:15:07
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  17:49:45  Show Profile
say something intelligent? this coming from someone who just wrote a response that was rife with spelling and grammatical errors?

i can't believe you spelled rips with two ps....you must have a syndrome of some sort.

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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  17:52:35  Show Profile
hahaha...i also noticed you edited your response. you are pathetic. not only was your insult boring and predictable, you couldn't even edit out your mistakes.

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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  17:56:28  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by St. Francis

Actually wasn't that similar to the seminar you were offering at Chuch and Wellesly? I have to admit I didn't believe you when you said you gave amazing head but for a toonie I was pleasantly surprised and quite satisfied with your performance... cheers Mirv!

I dare you to say something intelligent for a change. Why does it always lead to stories about someone getting fucked the ass in bathrooms or some other doodgie sexual practice with you?

Are you really that uncomfortable with your sexuality? Are you that guy who rips on homosexuals but is also the guy who can't get enough of wrestling with his buddies?...do tell.

Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed...






Thanks for edit tips Mirv...kind of typed fast. Way not to answer any questions...your a legend.

Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed...
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  18:08:53  Show Profile
you are evidently an illiterate fuck incapable of outwitting anyone; i'm done here.

learn to spell, put your words together properly, develop a sense of humour, and then come back. if i can't understand you, i can't put you in your place.


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  18:14:09  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MIRV

say something intelligent? this coming from someone who just wrote a response that was rife with spelling and grammatical errors?

i can't believe you spelled rips with two ps....you must have a syndrome of some sort.


Not everyone uses spell check on their posts like you Mirvy.

If you are gonna be lame and diss someone for using bad grammar, just for the record, I think in America we still capitalize the first word of a sentence and the word "I".

Are you using this forum for catharsis? Is the third grade treating you rough?

Derek
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  18:40:10  Show Profile
quote:
Thanks for the edit tips Mirv... I kind of typed fast. Way not to answer any questions...you're a legend.


Thank you again for clearing up any errors in my wording and spelling. Yet, if you are so intelligent and above my reasoning then please enlighten me... it appears you ran away, yet again, without making a stand and that my friend is predictable (See: "Let's get the swimmer a present").

So again I ask:

Why does every post you make, as a rebuttal, to others posting on this site, lead to anal sex in a bathroom or another sexually deviant act?.

I'm not sure if this question can be expressed in anymore basic terms.

Your premise of "well I can't understand you and thus cannot respond" is a weak argument and based on avoidance. It would appear Derek understood everything mentioned in my post and, therefore, proves I am comprehensible.

So while I might be an "illiterate fuck incapable of outwitting anyone" you still don't seem to have an answer.


Out on the Eisenhower, well, I lost my speed just a little bit south of a town called weed...

Edited by - St. Francis on 12/18/2002 19:56:08
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  19:38:48  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Who pissed on your Post Toasties, MIRV? Actually, I think everyone is fairly tolerant of bullshit posts, but not too fond of mean-spirited homophobic killjoys.
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  19:44:07  Show Profile
Merci Madame...didn't know my origional comment was connected to an a aparent desire to do strange things?!

I know it is winter, but, never trust a man who wears a fur coat.
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MIRV
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178 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2002 :  23:28:35  Show Profile
at least you spelled "intelligent" right this time. good job.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  00:04:22  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by St. Francis

So again I ask:

Why does every post you make, as a rebuttal, to others posting on this site, lead to anal sex in a bathroom or another sexually deviant act?.




the answer to this is quite simple. MIRV is actually homosexual himself, but feels deeply conflicted about it. on the one hand he has an unquenchable thurst for male ass, yet on the other, he is repulsed by these feelings. so he takes his self-hatred and loathing out on others..

it's a classic paradigm.

when MIRV makes his endlessly unfunny jokes about being analy probed in a bathroom at 3AM, these are actaully vivid illustrations of his innermost desires and fantasies. some, quite possibly, taken from his own real-life encounters.

unfortunately, until MIRV comes to terms with his own gayness, and his thinly veiled passion for men, he'll probably continue acting in this fashion.

palabra a tu madre.

Edited by - floop on 12/19/2002 21:55:19
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Solidgld
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USA
104 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  01:10:44  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by floop

quote:
Originally posted by St. Francis

So again I ask:

Why does every post you make, as a rebuttal, to others posting on this site, lead to anal sex in a bathroom or another sexually deviant act?.




the answer to this is quite simple. MIRV is actually homosexual himself, but feels deeply conflicted about it. on the one hand he has an unquenchable thurst for male ass, yet on the other, he is repulsed by these feelings. so he takes his self-hatred and loathing out on others..

it's a classic paradigm.

when MIRV makes his endlessly unfunny jokes about being analy probed in a bathroom at 3AM, these are actaully vivid illustrations of his innermost desires and fantasies. some, quite possibly, taken from his own real-life encounters.

unfortunately, until MIRV comes to terms with his own gayness, and his thinly veiled passion for throbbing cocks probing his ass, he'll probably continue acting in this fashion.

palabra a tu madre.




I say well said.
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fallus
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Belgium
94 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  02:31:59  Show Profile  Visit fallus's Homepage
Com on people, Mirv isn't going to respond. You just had to keep up with the moonwalking thing and not let Mirv know that he was bothering you. Insult him as much as you want, this is not going to help. The only thing that will help is either ignoring his posts altogether, or just playing along so he doesn't feel cornered anymore. That way he'll feel accepted and stop annoying people.

This is not a signature.
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Thomas
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1615 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  05:27:28  Show Profile  Click to see Thomas's MSN Messenger address
It's not MIRV's fault he is so angry. It Frank's fault. Frank is the one who made fun of people who were only at his show for the 'more rocking songs', like said MIRV. So Frank, please stop picking on MIRV so we can all get along. Aaahhhhh the love

Thomas

"It's the Nexus of the Crisis"
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -

USA
2953 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  11:09:34  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by fallus

Com on people, Mirv isn't going to respond. You just had to keep up with the moonwalking thing and not let Mirv know that he was bothering you. Insult him as much as you want, this is not going to help. The only thing that will help is either ignoring his posts altogether, or just playing along so he doesn't feel cornered anymore. That way he'll feel accepted and stop annoying people.


MIRV doesn't bother me. He says the same thing in every post. If we mixed all of Mirv's posts around, no one would know because his posts are all the same. They either contain insults, homo-references, or how much he hates BLD. He has a very limited vocabulary. And he's talking about other people not being intelligent?

I think we should all just talk about him in the third person instead of directly to him. Ignoring him altogether would be the best idea, but that might be difficult. You can't just tell everyone to stop listening to MIRV and expect it to happen. But I'm sure his posts will get old eventually and people will get bored with his repetitive antics.

Derek
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St. Francis
= Cult of Ray =

Canada
548 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  18:19:41  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by MIRV

at least you spelled "intelligent" right this time. good job.



Thanks Mirv, due to that witty and completely perfect come back I have been put firmly in my place.

You were not kidding about putting me there.

I know it is winter, but, never trust a man who wears a fur coat.
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theonecontender
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Canada
565 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2002 :  19:56:34  Show Profile  Visit theonecontender's Homepage
You guys are the best.. I keep laughing at how Mirv obsessed you all are. I can’t remember where this quote came from, but it sounds to me like “he’s the guy you love to hate”. I see his name everywhere.. If he leaves, he'll probably be a legend for months and months. Whenever you run out of something to say, it'll be "that Mirv guy was an asshole, wasn't he?"

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