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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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 Posted - 02/14/2004 : 18:49:46
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| Talk about sex, baby! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 19:11:07
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lets talk about you and me.
Uh
said the lady to the man...
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 19:17:19
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What's this from?
"Fucking Americans! That all you ever think about; sex. None of us fuck, see? Sex is boring! None of your free love hippy shit here!"
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 21:18:15
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| sex is the coolest thing evr wink wink wink |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2004 : 23:45:47
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| If humans were hermaphroditic, the population would double. Plus, one could have a homosexual experience without being considered gay. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 06:27:57
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We could fuck with ourselves, wouaouh!
Some of us already do it...
Pump the Jam |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 06:31:08
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Andy Warhol said that "sex is hard work, like everything else".
Andy Warhol said a lot of stupid things, actually. He said "I wish I was a machine". I like Andy Warhol because he was so creatively arrogant. Plus he was a Czech.
Pump the Jam |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 08:58:20
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Sex. Can't get enough.
<--- very good
GypsyDeath <--- soon to find out.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 10:08:41
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| sorry, i was a bit drunk last night. |
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 10:29:32
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IceCream: Wouldn't that be incest?
Sex is what it's been about for thousands of years. Still, it's such an incredibly silly concept (why don't we make this thing rub against this thing ... oooh baby)... bizarre.
The girl I've been into lately (pun intended) isn't into receiving oral that much which is too bad cause that's something I'm big into, and have spent a lot of time honing the skills. Sad Johnny. |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 10:39:58
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
sorry, i was a bit drunk last night.
^^^^ Understatement of the year!!! hehe
Jim, dont you think youre putting all this pressure on to your self? Im gonan have VERY high expectations...
I always wonder what the people who discovered sex thought they were doing?! I mean..how did they stumble across it? can you imagine how afraid the first woman to give birth was? Did they just like...fall on to eachother?!?!
The mind boggles
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 12:11:18
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Yeah, the people who discovered sex.
I see a mad scientist in his underground lab, casting spells on some sort of green liquid, when suddenly a guy dressed in black knocks on the door "hi, my name is Mephistopheles, i can help you make the discovery of your life, patent it and get rich and spend the rest of your life in the Bahamas." The scientist (he looks like the Doc from "Back to Future") says "Please, tell me your secret, I'll give you everything you want". Mephisto answers "Oh, just turn your back to me, lean a little bit, and put down your pants. This thing is bigger than E=MC˛."
And it is!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 14:18:03
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 14:31:47
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars
Once again, I apologize for my ignorance of English in general and acronyms in particular, but someone should explain me the meaning of ROFL!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 14:36:01
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rolling on (the) floor laughing
I believe
I like GFYLMBYFFAB personally |
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Picapiedra
- FB Fan -
121 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 14:41:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Adnan_le_Terrible
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Once again, I apologize for my ignorance of English in general and acronyms in particular, but someone should explain me the meaning of ROFL!
It means that she found it quite humorous and nearly injured herself.
-roger.
"Drug run'n on this Panamanian schooner." |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 14:43:16
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Gracias!
Have some wine, please, don't run away. |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 15:31:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis
rolling on (the) floor laughing
I believe
I like GFYLMBYFFAB personally
erm, - generally found ______ making bastards yawn (while) fucking frogs arses badly ? Am i correct? do i win a prize?
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 15:39:34
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| Go Fuck Your Lame Mama Before You Finger Fred's Amazing Butthole |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 15:41:36
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Pressure? I suppose so. We'll see. If I'm lousy, you'll only have to deal with it for the 6 weeks...
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/15/2004 : 15:43:08
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ONLY????
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 04:43:41
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Without it, where would we be?!
CARL.
 I've joined, but hav'nt sent any $(boo!)
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:19:07
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
I always wonder what the people who discovered sex thought they were doing?! I mean..how did they stumble across it? can you imagine how afraid the first woman to give birth was? Did they just like...fall on to eachother?!?!
more strangely, what were the people who first came up with things like oral sex thinking...not to mention "watersports" and things like facials
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:30:26
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Who first came up with anal sex and/or fisting?
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:55:04
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I'm thinking Early Man at least tried to blow himself first.
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"You one of those right wing nut outfits?" inquired the diplomatic Metzger.
Fallopian twinkled. "They accuse us of being paranoids."
"They?" inquired Metzger, twinkling also.
"Us?" asked Oedipa.
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:56:19
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Originally posted by glacial906
Who first came up with anal sex and/or fisting?
Take me, break me, tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Your mom.
Probably someone German. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:57:13
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there wouldn't be people with the brains to "discover" sex, without sex putting them there in the first place. as humans, we didn't just start out like we are now, and ask ourselves "what do we do now?"
sex was going on long before we became recognisable as humans...
i hope people don't think otherwise! |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 02/16/2004 06:58:19 |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 06:58:15
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his mom's german!??!!?! maybe that's why she kept screaming 'I'm fucking a jew! Mein Gott, I'm fucking a jew" that time we were intimate
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 07:01:25
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| Hey McMikey, that's about as funny as a Riefenstahl movie. You must be proud of yourself. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/16/2004 : 07:02:46
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actually it was a paraphrase from Permanent Midnight. I'd recommend you see it sometime once you're old enough for R movies
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 07:04:51
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Ok. I will. When I am.  |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/16/2004 : 07:06:31
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and when you watch it, let me know what you think. I'll explain the finer points to you if necessary
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 08:00:14
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| You ARE a condescending one aren't you, stitches? |
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mcmikey
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Posted - 02/16/2004 : 08:01:27
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only when necessary
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 08:06:14
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| Only all the time, stitches. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/16/2004 : 08:09:22
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that's not true. I get along with most people on this forum
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