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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:54:29
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Oh I'm so sharpening my ice skates now! ;) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:56:47
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quote: Originally posted by EdBudd
Hilarious! If we meet up at the Albert in Winnipeg, the first Blue is on me. Then I'll buy ya a Molsen cause I like the clever labels on the back. Have you seen the Blue commercial with the oversize pez-like dispensor? How do I get one of those? We should get one of those too and celebrate the sun gods.
EdBudd, you're my hero...my fridge is stocked with Labatt Blue right now seriously...The second one's on me! |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:57:23
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What's this pez-dispenser thing now? |
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Crispy Water
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
819 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:01:26
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When you get your Canadian citizenship card the government sends you a pez-style dispenser for your cans of wholesome Canadian brew.
Nothing is ever something. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:07:50
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Why do I live in the U.S. again? |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:11:46
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money
We need to build a list here...anybody want to add? |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:20:21
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When I was 11, I got leeches in between my toes hunting for the biggest fattest tadpoles I've ever seen in the marshes of Algonquin Provincial Park.
6. fat tadpoles and leeches and/or Algonquin Provencial Park
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:25:56
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. ? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:28:38
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how bout no cockroaches are crazy bugs like that, or no highly venomous lizards/reptiles for that matter. And Alberta here is virtually rat free. I don't know but these things are important to me ;) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:53:40
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. No Vermon 8. Bob & Doug Mackenzie 9. ? |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 13:56:25
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reasons to live in the US:
1. Conan O'Brien 2. way more choices for domestic beers 3. we invented jazz 4. we invented rock and roll 5. all Canada's talented actors, comedians, etc. live here 6. it's not Canada
************************ a Spike Lee Joint |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:03:43
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You just think Canada is America's hat, don't you? Well, you've never seen a chick wearing nothing but Eskimo boots have you?
Yeah...I thought that would change your mind. |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:08:23
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actually I have.....and the beauty of the US is our women don't even have to wear Eskimo boots if they don't want to because we don't have to worry about frostbite year-round
and Canada's not our hat...it's more like that growth on Gorbachev's forehead
************************ a Spike Lee Joint |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:14:11
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9. The Red Green Show - it's effin' hilarious!
and it's vermin, you hoser! (just kidding, 'bout the hoser part, eh)
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:16:38
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Hey mikey, did ya hear about Gorbachev's birthmark? He's gone and had it trademarked....
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:17:26
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Hey, hahahahahawoooo, I almost forgot CLAMATO juice =) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:19:32
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. No Vermin 8. Bob & Doug Mackenzie 9. Red Green Show 10. Hosers 11. French Fries with Cheese & Gravy(Poutine) 12. ? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:20:49
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#1 reason to live in Canada:
Carolynanna lives there, who is HOT (believe me, i know) |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:21:37
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. No Vermin 8. Bob & Doug Mackenzie 9. Red Green Show 10. Hosers 11. French Fries with Cheese & Gravy(Poutine) 12. Clamato Juice 13. ?
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:22:32
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Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. No Vermin 8. Bob & Doug Mackenzie 9. Red Green Show 10. Hosers 11. French Fries with Cheese & Gravy(Poutine) 12. Clamato Juice 13. Carolynanna 14. ? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:23:50
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quote: Originally posted by floop
#1 reason to live in Canada:
Carolynanna lives there, who is HOT (believe me, i know)
haha, settle down Tony and SMYS I said!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:24:27
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Separatists
666 Dunkin' Donuts, a 20-inch veggie pizza from Gumby's, extra jalapenos on the side. And a case of Asahi Dry - |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 14:24:28
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sweet I'm on a list! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 15:48:34
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Hosers?
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:29:43
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quote: Originally posted by The Calistanian
Reasons to live in Canada: 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!)
I'm not sure if this counts as a reason to live in Canada. I've done this kind of bowling in America - land of the free... home of the brave...
Who only wants to knock 5 pins down? 10 is more fun
It's usually called "Rock 'n' Bowl" ... but for some reason they play hip-hop, rap, and pop music. I don't recall hearing any Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, or the Beatles whilst bowling
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =
USA
408 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 19:45:37
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No one has mentioned Curling yet, have they?
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mattb
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
474 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 20:13:35
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quote: Originally posted by The Calistanian
Reasons to live in Canada: 1. LaBatt Blue 2. Canadian Bacon 3. Glow in the Dark Canadian Bowling (it has smaller balls & 5 pins!) 4. Michael J. Fox 5. The Money 6. Big Fat Leeches/Algonquin Park 7. No Vermin 8. Bob & Doug Mackenzie 9. Red Green Show 10. Hosers 11. French Fries with Cheese & Gravy(Poutine) 12. Clamato Juice 13. Carolynanna 14. ?
Dude, Labatt Blue? Say it ain't so. The swill of Canada is not the number one reason to live here I'm sorry, I just don't know if I can meet up with you in Winnipeg anymore. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 21:22:08
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Agreed. Blue makes me blue. How about Alexander Ketihs? Good brew. Those who like it, like it a lot. And of course, the best light beer around, Great West Light, brewed right here in the city of Sasatoon.
I am: Seeking: For: To Make: |
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mattb
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
474 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 21:57:09
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Keith's is awesome. My favourite Candian beer is Steam Whistle which is brewed right here in Toronto. I'm not even sure if it's available in other parts of Canada though. Has anyone else heard of it?
The absolute worst Canadian beer has to be "Cool Beer" though. The swilliest of all the swills. |
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Picapiedra
- FB Fan -
121 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 22:00:01
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quote: Originally posted by mcmikey
actually I have.....and the beauty of the US is our women don't even have to wear Eskimo boots if they don't want to because we don't have to worry about frostbite year-round
and Canada's not our hat...it's more like that growth on Gorbachev's forehead
************************ a Spike Lee Joint
Dammit mikey. You made me spit all over my monitor. -roger.
"Drug run'n on this Panamanian schooner." |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:03:15
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quote: Originally posted by Johnny Yen
No one has mentioned Curling yet, have they?
I can see why...
Join the Cult of Triumph |
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Picapiedra
- FB Fan -
121 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:09:34
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Where else can you talk about eating beaver tails in public. -roger.
"Drug run'n on this Panamanian schooner." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:16:45
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Glo Bowl knows no international boundary and there are rattlesnakes in Canada.
There's the nude beachs in Vancouver. Is that a reason to or not to live in Canada? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:35:46
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Doesn't being nude in Canada equal an automatic human popsicle, though?
-Nathan And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea? http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:41:58
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Ok, so I'm sitting here watching a Nickelback video on MTV, and this pretty much cancels out anything good about Canada.
Sorry guys.
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