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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
 Posted - 02/11/2004 : 15:29:02
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I just noticed you have 4000 posts...that's pathetic...I mean, awesome! How does it feel? :)
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 15:32:50
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I guess its alway good that someone else has so many more,
so we don't feel so pathetic... I mean awesome!
Congrats Deaner! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 15:34:17
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Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! Actually, I'm siding with the former rather than latter... i.e. you appear to have more spare time on your hands than even us unemployed bums.
 "I joined the Cult Of Strachan/Cos Hoddle just ain't right!" |
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Bryan Shepherd
- FB Fan -
USA
126 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 15:36:20
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Almost the world's stupidest person & now this? Dean's cup runneth over!
 I'm the guy from wonderland...& you will never understand... |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 16:04:08
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I tip my hat in thanks to you kind folks for allowing me to prattle on to this extent. Spin your nipple nuts, though? That's awesom... err... patheti... err, no, awesome was the right word.
And what's this "ALMOST" world's stupidest man bit?! I won that contest by a landslide.
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 16:48:15
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Yeah, I thought I had a lotta time on my hands but you joined about 6 months after me and have put me to shame! Or proved I actually DO have a life. Heh - just kidding. 
PS. What the hell is a nipple nut? Yikes, and ew.
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 17:17:39
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Dean isn't the type I'd expect to get 4003 posts:
1) He is a very busy man.
2) He joined the forum in April of 2003.
3) He always writes in perfect English; that seems to take more time than just a bunch of hastily written posts with no effort put forth regarding the penmanship.
4) He edits his posts.
5) He doesn't thrive in mindless one-line insults like STITCHES or theswimmer used to.
6) He doesn't resort to posting erotic foreign images, which seems like a quick and easy way to rack up the numbers.
7) He often writes very long posts.
There are probably more, but these are the main reasons.
Tim, the only one who laughs |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 17:28:29
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Happy 4K, man.
Better watch out though - Jim is right behind you(and not in number of posts)
-Derek (not in a cult right now) |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 18:26:06
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Congratulations, Dean! I urge you to seek professional help.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 21:34:27
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Heh, thanks everyone. I assure you my doctors have cleared any and all FB.Net activity as part of the healing process for certain other trauma. Which may or may not involve horrific images of Jim in a teletubby suit chasing me down (you haven't known fear until you've seen Jim's naked Tinky Winky). :)
Also, thanks Ice Cream. To be fair, I've been lurking here since it's inception, so I had a whole bunch of posts to let out when I finally signed up and started posting.
Sorry Jim, no offense intended, I just can't resist the teletubby/tinky winky references when Derek sets me up like that. :)
I think this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I need to spend more time at work AT WORK. Or less time at home on this forum. Maybe both.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 22:16:03
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| Dean, thank you for kicking ass. |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2004 : 23:28:08
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We can only hope to attain this level of postitution ourselves some day.. Con to the grats with a heaping of ulations. =)
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 01:15:56
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Well done Dean, man I have a picture of you as being really spotty, train track braces and a lissssp. 4000 posts that a fuck of a lot..... congrats!
Who's the man that won't cop out when there's danger all about? |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 01:34:27
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4000 posts and "His Kingly Cave". When will the war crimes tribunal consider these matters?
No man is an island, unless he is in the bath |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 06:22:18
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Andy/LBF, I'm not prone to emoticon usage, but: 
Hahaha, postitution. Cue "I get around". :)
Stuart, no way man, I'm like, uber-cool. Haven't you seen my picture? Everybody's talking about it! http://www.frankblack.net/about/display.asp?page=deankatsiris
I actually just shaved the mustache (and goatee - not pictured) in stages whilst photographing the entire event. My face feels so naked now.
Andy/10%, I just made your CDs last night, you should be getting them (eventually). Hopefully soon enough to exonerate me. Or be the lynch pin in a guilty verdict. Either way.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
Edited by - Cult_Of_Frank on 02/12/2004 06:24:07 |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 06:31:53
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I just looked at that picture expecting to see a real picture. I would be so amused if at some point everyone met up and you really did look like that. Cartoonised and all.
Congratulations
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 06:42:02
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i did the same re: picture.
so now if i ever do meet you dean, you've got a hell of a lot to live up to!
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 10:01:48
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And i don't think they let you bring dynamite over the border..
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 10:54:26
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Yama hama! 4000! Let me be the first to NOT congradulate you on this dubious honour. I shall be sending an email to your employer post haste. Can't you just surf porn like a normal slacker?
PS Dean with just moustcahe: glorious! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 11:24:38
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I'm curious, oh FBnet-i-Zen master, after 4000, do you get to reach Frank Black/Buddha enlightenment? Congratulations, either way. I'd chide you post-haste for your hasty posting, but alas, I seem to be following on a similarly pathetic-I mean awesome!- path.
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen."/"Our house has seven doors, all are green...except one, which is yellow." |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 14:16:30
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Thats just crazy. Four Thousand.
Think about that for a moment...
FOUR THOUSAND in less than a year.
If I was any good at maths I would give some crazy stats to give an example of the pure craziness this is.
But im not...so you just have to imagine.
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 14:20:47
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But yeah. craziness aside, Congratulations..and many Jubilations.
I am intrigued...I mean I dont know anything about you, but I mean...do you have a social life? wife/girlfriend/boyfriend?!
Im intrigued, - enlighten us Dean...
How does one of us mere 'not-yet-4k-posters' go about achieving your greatness?
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 14:56:39
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The state of enlightenment which you seek is not long from your grasp, young apprenti. At the stroke of 2000, an epiphany of "epical" proportions will become obvious and that which was once hidden will be revealed, painted naked in the orange dawn as one who seeking truth ceases the search in order to attain it. On the long journey to 4000, a profound sadness bestows itself in the very soul of the traveller as it becomes apparent that simplicity itself is far more perplexing than mere complexitude and that all one's ramblings are for naught, for they are without meaning as one who seeking the naked truth is caught simply naked in the powdery twilight once again. What I have learned has been unlearned, but that I am more prepared for tomorrow's dawn even as the dusk turns to the dark reaches of midnight and beyond.
So, in closing, I hope that answers the following questions:
1) Do you get to reach Frank Black/Buddha enlightenment?
2) How does one of us mere 'not-yet-4k-posters' go about achieving your greatness?
3) Do you have a social life? Wife/girlfriend/boyfriend?!
 "When 4000 posts you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?" |
Edited by - Cult_Of_Frank on 02/12/2004 14:58:32 |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:01:55
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I'm pretty sure he shot that "grammatically correct" thing out the window with "apprenti". I'm fairly certain only words ending in -us can be pluralized with an -i. For example: "Little Rock, where I live, has a proliferation of murals of Black Jesi for some reason."
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:07:58
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Excellent sig, Deanster. Stupid and clever, eh?
Fot the record, nipple nuts is a Red Dwarf reference, as I would imagine all the British FB-heads would be able to tell you.
"I joined the Cult Of Strachan/Cos Hoddle just ain't right!" |
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Brackish Girl
~ Soul Eater ~
Ireland
1750 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:25:36
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:36:17
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Originally posted by Brackish Girl
congrats. and you've notched up 21 posts since this thread was started. and i'd like to congradulate jennifer too for having so many more posts than me. god, girl, what do you talk about???
Thank you Brackish. To answer your question, mostly nonsense, and lately, urine bags and trying to pee (at concerts) while drunk. Hmm...reminds me of that bra design we came up with, for underage drinking and the instant, knifeless, add-a-cup feature.
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen."/"Our house has seven doors, all are green...except one, which is yellow." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:43:38
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| hey apl, I got a patent on that ya know, grrrrr! ;) |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:44:44
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I guess we can start the "Happy 5K" thread in two weeks.
 Join the Cult of Jim / And receive a set of Teletubby reunion tix |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:47:52
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HAHA! I have my own cult! WOOOO!
"Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:50:34
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Sweeet Black Jesi, Derek, that sig made me spew my hot herbal tea!
Carolyn, you got it dear, just make sure I get one of the prototypes. Do I get a mention in the designers list? Can there be a patent for the US and another for Canada? I'm thinking about this too much.
"Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen."/"Our house has seven doors, all are green...except one, which is yellow." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 15:55:08
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| sure thing all around apl. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 18:09:15
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LOVE the sig porverbial
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 20:06:11
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congrats ol' chap - only 3300 more to go...
-brian
- "I joined the Cult of Frank / And they tried to cut off my nuts and make me put in a blue jumpsuit"
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/12/2004 : 20:45:55
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Man, Dean has been stuck at 4021 for a while. Did you find something to do tonight or something?
Join the Cult of Jim / And receive a set of Teletubby reunion tix |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2004 : 11:18:05
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Heh, believe it or not... yes. :)
I made CDs and did all the art/burning/etc for the following (since I can't think of where else I might announce this):
King Philbert - Hey & You Ain't Me
Jo - Hey & You Ain't Me
Ten Percenter - Hey & You Ain't Me
Ken Goes - The FB-Sides
FB - The FB-Sides
It takes WAY too long to print/cut/burn that many CDs, that much I can pass along to you.
So, do I change my sig? For awhile? Seems like it'd get old, but I've had my current sig for a loooooong time and it's the one that started it all, so I feel like I don't want to touch the legacy. :) Riiiiiiight.
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