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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 02/05/2004 : 10:20:34
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 02/05/2004 : 10:29:57
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the Pixies touring with my mom would be great! I'd be able to get free tickets and backstage passes that way!
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 10:32:17
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Plus, since floop already sleeps with her, it would give an even more profound reason to continue!
hehehe, You had it coming for making the thread and I didn't want to say "Hey! I guess that makes up for all of the bad sex your mom and I have had!" hahaha
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 10:38:57
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oooh...burn!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 11:29:46
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This made me laugh. All these new threads are overwhealming - but this one I like! My mom would rock on tour with the Pixies.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:25:54
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| Well my mom is Kim Deal so it's true for me!!! |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:29:35
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that's not true at all, Homer, and you know it. But I've seen pictures and your mom looks a lot like David Lovering!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:32:23
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Hehehe I love all this mother-baiting. I mean I love my mum (she was part of the greatest band of all time after all) but I still enjoy a good 'Your Mother' joke as much as the next immature little boy!!!  |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:38:21
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mother-baiting--that sounds almost like your OTHER favorite pastime, Homer!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:44:04
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| Only with yours!!! |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:47:46
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ummmmm....ok
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:49:10
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Umm...one of the reasons it's called masturbation is because you do it by yourself. You don't masturbate other people. There are other names for the other *cough* actions...Wait...wow, you're right. I was going to get the definition of it to prove my thought...but it says (or another person's):
masturbation
n : manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure
haha, craziness.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:56:59
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| Eh??? Since when has mother-baiting been a metaphor for masturbation? Not in this country pal!!! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 13:58:26
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"mother-baiting--that sounds almost like your OTHER favorite pastime, Homer!"
What did you think he was referring to?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:04:44
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| Sleeping with mothers and I assumed he meant my own. But to be honest I didn't think it was the best metaphor and still don't. I am pretty certain that nobody in this country, certainly the north, ever refers to masturbation as mother-baiting. It doesn't even make sense. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:08:35
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Oh God. I know you're not that dumb. Think about what he said! "That sounds almost like your OTHER favorite pastime, Homer!"
SOUNDS ALMOST!
AS IN THE WORD! MOTHERBAITING MASTURBATING GET IT NOW?! IT'S NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR! haha
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:12:25
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I thought it was obvious. wow
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:13:22
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It was as obvious as a groundhog burrowing up your asshole...except I guess Homer's is just too loose to feel anything.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:24:58
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| You know what you're right. It's late and well............................I've been with your mom all night!!! |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/05/2004 14:26:10 |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:26:31
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nice recovery
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:28:38
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Ah, I know who you are. You see...my mom works nights for the mentally retarded people because they really need the help. I'm guessing you're one of the retards? (No offense to the mentally retarded people! I feel horrible for them.)
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:29:35
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| Thanks!!! I was stuggling there for a moment after you two made me look stupid. Well I did that all by myself but you too kindly pointed it out!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:31:37
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Ah, I know who you are. You see...my mom works nights for the mentally retarded people because they really need the help. I'm guessing you're one of the retards? (No offense to the mentally retarded people! I feel horrible for them.)
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
No sorry Crouton, that's just sick!!! Hang your head in shame and leave the forum now!!!  |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:34:35
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Why is that sick? She really does work nights. She's taking them bowling tonight. Seriously.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:34:41
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My mom is more of a Radiohead and Coldplay fan. I guess she would dig the Coachella (fuck if it's spelled wrong) gig a lot.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:37:17
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Why is that sick? She really does work nights. She's taking them bowling tonight. Seriously.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!"
I said OUT!!! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 14:46:33
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Anyway back to my original point. Kim Deal is my mother!!!
Oh forget it I'm off to bed!!! Actually I should probably end this cherade now 'cos I have stated my attraction to Kim previously on here (and in my dreams)  |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 16:54:29
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Well my mum seems to think shes like, debbie harry or something so i guess that could work.
(and no, my mum is FAR from as hot as debbie)
Boys go to Jupiter,Become more stupider,
Girls go to Mars, Become rock stars |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2004 : 22:17:28
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Nathan, why are you so mean to Homers Pet Monkey?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 11:46:14
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hahaha, I'm not really that mean. Everyone must remember that I'm extremely sarcastic.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 11:52:55
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quote:
Originally posted by IceCream
Nathan, why are you so mean to Homers Pet Monkey?
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He's not mean, he's just having a laugh and there is no way that you are as sarcastic as me Nathan.
Ice-cream, thanks for sticking up for me. I knew my love for ice-cream (it's my favourite food) would pay off some day. You must be my guardian angel!!! |
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =
799 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 12:04:28
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see? it IS possible for people to joke and not get pissed at each other!!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 12:22:20
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| Yup!!! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 12:27:20
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| Kim deal was like a mother to the rest of the band....maybe they could tour with the 'son of a motherfucker!' |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 12:37:36
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| That's me!!! That's me that is!!! |
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MMD
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
233 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2004 : 16:23:02
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quote:
Originally posted by TheCroutonFuton
Why is that sick? She really does work nights. She's taking them bowling tonight. Seriously.
SNAP, my mother has the same job. |
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