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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2004 :  20:42:02  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
http://www.penguinwarehouse.com

Oh my! My life long dream has come true! When I'm older, have a house that I'd be able to create a nice penguin habitat, and have enough money I'm definitely going to try my best to get one. So cute! Awww...:):):):):)

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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2004 :  21:09:16  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
This does not look legit in the least ("Great footwarmer"?) but if it is, I'm gettin me one.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington!
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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2004 :  21:13:05  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
It is ligit, they just have a nice sense of humor, hehe. :)

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 01/25/2004 :  21:15:05  Show Profile
Guys, penguins are soooo passe. You can get yourself a young asian girl for half the price of the emperor penguin.
Plus they eat the same food.

Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/25/2004 21:39:45
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  02:37:06  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
Q: How do I return a defective penguin?
A: All sales are final. Penguin Warehouse, Inc. does not currently take returns on live penguins. We do, however, offer a 30 day satisfaction guarantee on all our penguin accessory products.




join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Owen
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USA
165 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  06:30:46  Show Profile
http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/penguins.htm
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  06:38:16  Show Profile
why did you have to ruin our fun Owen? I was fantasizing about ordering one and clubbing it like a seal for exercise!

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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  07:33:07  Show Profile
I'd rather own BATHROOM MONKEY tm.

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  10:28:09  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
hehe, damn phoneys.

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  10:31:22  Show Profile
Ahhh, maybe you'll have to settle for buying them one of those cute little sweaters...
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mcmikey
= Cult of Ray =

799 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  10:32:17  Show Profile
I'm holding out to buy a baby polar bear or perhaps a marmot

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  10:34:14  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
Those sweaters are cute! Perhaps I should take up knitting and make some to send to protect the poor penguins who have been hurt by oil spills :(

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mcmikey
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799 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  10:39:14  Show Profile
I think sober tanker pilots would do more to protect them than sweaters

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Owen
- FB Fan -

USA
165 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:34:11  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by mcmikey

why did you have to ruin our fun Owen? I was fantasizing about ordering one and clubbing it like a seal for exercise!

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mikey wuz here



If you still need the exercise:

http://yeti.e-medien.com/yetisports1.html
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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:39:21  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
Ooh! I'm glad the penguins are doing it out of free-will. Who said penguins couldn't fly, anyways! hehehe My high is 276.6 so far. I accidentally hit the last one at too high of an ark...he got his head stuck in the snow :(

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:40:31  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
woo! 317.1

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Owen
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USA
165 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:44:18  Show Profile
323.5 is the farthest you can knock 'em. I got 323.4 twice.
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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:46:00  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
I'm at 320.4 ...must...get....further...

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  11:55:39  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
323.3! haha...must get it!

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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  13:17:04  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
321 - I could make it go farther if that Yeti was holding a baby seal.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank WallaWalla Washington!
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IceCream
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USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 01/26/2004 :  20:27:19  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage
Polar bears are dangerous.

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