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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 01/16/2004 : 12:27:03
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it seems they set up some casting offices down the hall from us because now, today, there are literally dozens of beautiful women streaming by our doors. it's a constant flow, and it doesn't seem to be stopping..
there must be almost a hundred 9.5 to 10 range women in this building, as i type..
i think my heart's about to give out.. if i don't post again here it's because i've gone into cardiac arrest.
and i don't mean beautiful in the cheesy pamela anderson fake boobs beautiful.. we're talking the tall, sexy, sophisticated type (that must be the role)..
jesus christ i like my job. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 12:31:21
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| We need proof: you need a belt buckle with a stealth camera. Strictly to check your veracity of course. |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 12:31:21
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| We need proof: you need a belt buckle with a stealth camera. Strictly to check your veracity of course. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 12:33:00
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Floop, I could also use proof that this utopia that you call 'work' exists. I'd prefer a lapel camera, though... :)
 "Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 12:33:00
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Floop, I could also use proof that this utopia that you call 'work' exists. I'd prefer a lapel camera, though... :)
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 13:34:06
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Yeah Floop, I'm somehow suspicious.
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 13:34:06
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Yeah Floop, I'm somehow suspicious.
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 13:36:43
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Beatiful girls like this ?
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 13:36:43
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Beatiful girls like this ?
I see a ship in a harbour. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:31:20
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i don't joke about these kinds of things.
i assure you this is not an everyday occurrence. today, the gods have shined on us though. ..
i'm a believer. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:31:20
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i don't joke about these kinds of things.
i assure you this is not an everyday occurrence. today, the gods have shined on us though. ..
i'm a believer. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:42:55
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Now, wouldn't you feel pathetic if you couldn't get at least ONE of their numbers? I mean, considering the wealth of beautiful women available, your odds are greatly enhanced.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:42:55
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Now, wouldn't you feel pathetic if you couldn't get at least ONE of their numbers? I mean, considering the wealth of beautiful women available, your odds are greatly enhanced.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:45:10
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Never on duty, el Barto, never on duty....
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 14:45:10
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Never on duty, el Barto, never on duty....
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:11:27
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i would have loved to see you work your magic on one of these girls El Barto, so i could learn from a true mac daddy..
no, i didn't get any #'s i regret to say (there honestly wouldn't have been the opportunity anyway, but that will just sound like an excuse).. BUT in all honestly i wouldn't date an actress anyway..
ok, i would date any one of these girls in a heartbeat, but it's true that, in general, actresses are bad news.
regardless, this has been one of the best working days of my life in history.. on a visually distracting level. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:11:27
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i would have loved to see you work your magic on one of these girls El Barto, so i could learn from a true mac daddy..
no, i didn't get any #'s i regret to say (there honestly wouldn't have been the opportunity anyway, but that will just sound like an excuse).. BUT in all honestly i wouldn't date an actress anyway..
ok, i would date any one of these girls in a heartbeat, but it's true that, in general, actresses are bad news.
regardless, this has been one of the best working days of my life in history.. on a visually distracting level. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:21:22
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I think I can top it.
One day, after our one weekly lecture at college, we were sitting in the sun outside the pub with our nice cold pints, and there proceeded to process an array of beautiful women, again for some casting thing.
Beer, sun, women, no work... That's the good stuff.
 "I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:21:22
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I think I can top it.
One day, after our one weekly lecture at college, we were sitting in the sun outside the pub with our nice cold pints, and there proceeded to process an array of beautiful women, again for some casting thing.
Beer, sun, women, no work... That's the good stuff.
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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MangyKid
- FB Fan -
170 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:24:53
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| Did you rename your office "Bonerland"? I would've. |
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MangyKid
- FB Fan -
170 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:24:53
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| Did you rename your office "Bonerland"? I would've. |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:29:11
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Hey, you sound like the guys from "Wayne's world"
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I? |
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:29:11
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Hey, you sound like the guys from "Wayne's world"
Ask me, I won't say no, how could I? |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:36:33
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| An oldman shouted at me for not bagging his damn groceries and a elderly women said she thought my t-shirt was funny. I love my job! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:36:33
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| An oldman shouted at me for not bagging his damn groceries and a elderly women said she thought my t-shirt was funny. I love my job! |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:37:04
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15 posts away from 500
better get to it |
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2004 : 15:37:04
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15 posts away from 500
better get to it |
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