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Owen
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 Posted - 01/13/2004 : 19:21:52
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The proof is in the pudding. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 01/13/2004 : 20:52:35
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Thank you very much! I shall remember this "Boudreax's Butt Paste" product of which you speak, for future reference. Unfortunately at the present time, my ass wart [Walter] is my only friend. You see. When I speak of "Ass Wart Cream", I'm actually making reference to Walters favorite desert. He loves strawberry flavored "Ass Wart Cream." So until I find someone willing to be my friend, he get's the royal treatment. Unless? What are you doing Friday? Would you be interested in sitting in front of a computer screen all night pretending complete strangers on a Frank Black internet forum are your friends? Get back to me on that. I'll have the compound W "Freeze Off" ready! Just say the word and Walters ass is mine! Um?.. Wait, Walter's ass is mine. Okay well.. I'll freeze him off since you're gonna be my friend. Just say the word and his ass will be...wait a minute. Well..he'll be gone anyways. Well, he'll probably be in a jar near the computer. Hope that's okay with you. I tell you what. Why don't you bring over some of that "Boudreaux's Butt Paste" and we'll make a night of it! Can't wait to see ya! Hey! Do you think you'd enjoy a "Strawberry Ass Wart Cream Smoothie"? I'll have ton's of the stuff left over if Walters dead. Let me know. Okay bye! Can't wait to see ya! Just leave me your number so I can call you. Okay bye!
Note to self - Get ass wart cream...For giant wart...On ass! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 20:57:48
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Oh..Uh?..I was just checking back in to see if you had your number here for me yet. Okay I'll check back in a few minutes. Okay Bye Owen! Bye!
Note to self - Get ass wart cream...For giant wart...On ass! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2004 : 21:55:07
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Hi Owen!
I guess you went to bed for the night. While stalkin..I mean, checking your profile, I noticed you live on the east coast. I used to live on the east coast too! I'm packed and getting in my car right now! I should be there by Friday. I made the drive once before and it took me about that long. Okay! See you then!
Hey I have another friend that wants to hang with me if I ever get over that way. Maybe we can all do something together! I don't know how to put a picture in here but this is a link to a picture of him.
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_pp5.htm
Note to self - Get "Strawberry Ass Wart Cream"...For delicious "Strawberry Ass Wart Cream Smoothie" for my friend "Owen". |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 01/14/2004 01:32:28 |
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Owen
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 01/14/2004 : 05:24:52
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| Quit playin' hard to get, KoK. I really went out on a limb with that booty gif and now I'm getting played off like this. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2004 : 13:38:06
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I'm sorry Owen. Due to my recent enlightenment on how to deal with people in a more positive manner, I will no longer be able to attend our "Ass Wart Removal Party" that was scheduled for Friday night. I have phone calls pouring in from new friends requesting my presence at multiple functions Friday evening. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. If you like I can send you my secret recipe for "Strawberry Ass Wart Cream Smoothies". I know how much you were looking forward to those. I can still have Pete swing by your place if you like though. He's making a special "Strawberry Wart Smotthie" themed costume for the occasion. i have to go to work now, but let me know. Okay?
Bye Owen
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