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Hordak
- FB Fan -

USA
180 Posts

Posted - 01/08/2004 :  22:16:27  Show Profile
HEY EVERYONE!

Greetings from the land of the rising sun...we're here filming a samurai documentary! I'm loving this! I went to a McDonalds the other day and the sign was in Japanese! It was awesome -- I can't read Japanese, but I am totally able to figure out a Big Mac value meal and tell the cashier what I want. They say: "blahblahblahblah...(japanese language)" and then they say "Big Mac" on the end of the sentence. It's hilarious. Stuart, you're in Mongolia or China or somewhere, right? Aren't the little Chinamen funny?

I broke up with Juliette, for those of you paying attention...for the rest of you she is the girl that I used to date after I split up with the wife. Juliette's kids were giving me problems, especially her seventeen year old daughter Katie, so I felt it best to get out of that potentially explosive situation. I have been dating a little Japanese girl named Nikko. I met her on the set of the documentary a couple of weeks ago. I turned her on to Frank Black, among other things. (Nudge nudge, wink wink..=) She might return to the states with me when I get back this summer.

It's really cool because my job provided me with a free Sony Vaio laptop to communicate with all of my contacts. I love my job!

Anyway all of you take care and I'll speak with you later!

In Frank We Trust,

Hordak

Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  04:51:07  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage

Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  06:19:58  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage
Good to hear that things are looking up and the house of Hordak is, like the rising sun, starting a brand new day. Anyone that can be turned on to Frank Black has my thumbs up.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  08:05:44  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Scarla O


Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya.




....no, I wont say it. This is too easy

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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
AND TO LOVE YOU
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  08:32:25  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by STITCHES

quote:
Originally posted by Scarla O


Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya.




....no, I wont say it. This is too easy

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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
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You're starting again...


"I met a man/ he was a good man"
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  08:33:19  Show Profile
moi? that was actually an amazing display of self-control

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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  09:04:25  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage

?
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1973 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  09:05:28  Show Profile  Visit Adnan_le_Terrible's Homepage
"Aren't the little Chinamen funny?"

Yeah, all these Chinamen in Japan are REALLY funny.



"I met a man/ he was a good man"
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
947 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  09:09:56  Show Profile  Visit Scarla O's Homepage

Oh yes i forgot about that - it's not the most sensitive of comments (lytote?).
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  09:11:56  Show Profile
I think you missed the sentence immediately before that, Frenchie

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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  11:01:33  Show Profile
Yes, how many times can he use the word "little".

It's a "little" demeaning.

I am sure he meant no harm though.
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  11:05:12  Show Profile
nah, he meant no harm....He's just a racist

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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =

USA
675 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  11:08:08  Show Profile
I hate racists but,

I like chinese
I like chinese
I love their tiny little trees
Their Zen, their ping pong
and their Yin and Yangese.

There's 900 million of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them that's what I say.
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  16:42:54  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
While you're there, make sure to partake in a bukkake. I hear those are a blast.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  17:09:56  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
That sounds like something you do after you've driven the porcelain bus

Smells like burning
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  17:13:23  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
The only thing that stuck in my mind from Hordak's post was "seventeen year old daughter."

I jest...


"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!"
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  18:31:30  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage
Hey Hordak, go down to the middle of Roppongi and start screaming "Fuck Hirohito!" then start a brawl. That's my favorite thing to do in Japan.

I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  19:19:36  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Hey!- Hirohito's old head chef runs a Japanese restaurant here in Columbus - it's got incredible sushi.

Speaking of Japanese restaurants...say hi to your Japanese lover, Hordak! ;)

When's the documentary slated for completion? Sounds cool.

Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 01/09/2004 :  20:18:52  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
Oh yeah, I'd like to hear more about this 17 year old daughter.


"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open."
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