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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 22:16:27
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HEY EVERYONE!
Greetings from the land of the rising sun...we're here filming a samurai documentary! I'm loving this! I went to a McDonalds the other day and the sign was in Japanese! It was awesome -- I can't read Japanese, but I am totally able to figure out a Big Mac value meal and tell the cashier what I want. They say: "blahblahblahblah...(japanese language)" and then they say "Big Mac" on the end of the sentence. It's hilarious. Stuart, you're in Mongolia or China or somewhere, right? Aren't the little Chinamen funny?
I broke up with Juliette, for those of you paying attention...for the rest of you she is the girl that I used to date after I split up with the wife. Juliette's kids were giving me problems, especially her seventeen year old daughter Katie, so I felt it best to get out of that potentially explosive situation. I have been dating a little Japanese girl named Nikko. I met her on the set of the documentary a couple of weeks ago. I turned her on to Frank Black, among other things. (Nudge nudge, wink wink..=) She might return to the states with me when I get back this summer.
It's really cool because my job provided me with a free Sony Vaio laptop to communicate with all of my contacts. I love my job!
Anyway all of you take care and I'll speak with you later!
In Frank We Trust,
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 04:51:07
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Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 06:19:58
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Good to hear that things are looking up and the house of Hordak is, like the rising sun, starting a brand new day. Anyone that can be turned on to Frank Black has my thumbs up.
"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 08:05:44
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quote: Originally posted by Scarla O
Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya.
....no, I wont say it. This is too easy
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 08:32:25
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quote: Originally posted by STITCHES
quote: Originally posted by Scarla O
Sounds like you're having a ball Hordak - pleased for ya.
....no, I wont say it. This is too easy
------------------------ ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE, AND TO LOVE YOU
You're starting again...
"I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 08:33:19
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moi? that was actually an amazing display of self-control
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 09:04:25
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1973 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 09:05:28
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"Aren't the little Chinamen funny?"
Yeah, all these Chinamen in Japan are REALLY funny.
"I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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Scarla O
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
947 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 09:09:56
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Oh yes i forgot about that - it's not the most sensitive of comments (lytote?). |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 09:11:56
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I think you missed the sentence immediately before that, Frenchie
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 11:01:33
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Yes, how many times can he use the word "little".
It's a "little" demeaning.
I am sure he meant no harm though. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 11:05:12
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nah, he meant no harm....He's just a racist
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 11:08:08
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I hate racists but,
I like chinese I like chinese I love their tiny little trees Their Zen, their ping pong and their Yin and Yangese.
There's 900 million of them in the world today You'd better learn to like them that's what I say. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 16:42:54
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While you're there, make sure to partake in a bukkake. I hear those are a blast.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 17:09:56
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That sounds like something you do after you've driven the porcelain bus
Smells like burning |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 17:13:23
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The only thing that stuck in my mind from Hordak's post was "seventeen year old daughter."
I jest...
"I joined the Cult Of Cheese/E-Damn!" |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 18:31:30
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Hey Hordak, go down to the middle of Roppongi and start screaming "Fuck Hirohito!" then start a brawl. That's my favorite thing to do in Japan.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 19:19:36
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Hey!- Hirohito's old head chef runs a Japanese restaurant here in Columbus - it's got incredible sushi.
Speaking of Japanese restaurants...say hi to your Japanese lover, Hordak! ;)
When's the documentary slated for completion? Sounds cool.
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 20:18:52
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Oh yeah, I'd like to hear more about this 17 year old daughter.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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