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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
 Posted - 01/07/2004 : 12:26:38
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why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? just like me, they long to be close to you
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 12:40:08
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I thought you said chivalry was dead.
That's nice Stitches. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 12:43:01
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chivalry IS dead...and so is Karen Carpenter, which is why I dont feel bad stealing her lyrcs
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:18:10
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OOhhh...that is twisted and sweet....:)
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:19:21
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just like me
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:21:49
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That's right baby
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:29:51
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grrrrr
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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:46:33
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you frisky biscuit you...
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:51:27
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crisp AND fluffy
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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 13:52:40
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but I'm actually more like a croissant....it's kind of a birth defect
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 14:02:14
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mmm...all buttery inside..
Ok...I can see where this is heading.
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 14:03:57
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most girls say it's more salty than buttery, but whatever
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GoddessTheory
= Cult of Ray =
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 14:15:55
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Could be due to your diet. If it's that salty, you may need to cut down on your sodium intake. Try eating more berrys like Strawberrys or grapes and oranges and apples before unleashing your baby paste.
I was going to say to eat more fruits but I know how your tiny mind would process that  |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 14:20:54
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tiny mind.....to go with my HUGE COCK!!! yeah, baby!
sorry. I just knew that if I didn't react like that, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself. Why is it the one person that recognizes when teh Pixies are referencing Sartre is the one who has a "tiny mind"? Ironic, isn't it?
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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 17:58:02
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 19:56:17
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Actually, if you check the nonsense thread, you will see baby paste is not salty at all, but in fact is made from vodka and dung.
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 06:46:15
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semen is made from vodka and dung???!?!?!?!?!
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ALL I NEED IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE,
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 01/08/2004 : 23:31:26
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 12:05:45
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HAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahhhh. whoo....good morning!
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 12:14:17
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hey, snookums
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THERE'S A TEAR IN MY BEER
'CAUSE I'M CRYING FOR YOU, DEAR
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 12:19:05
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Baby paste! That is golden. Since this thread d'amour has devolved into a semen releated discussion, I'll throw in a few more euphemisms (for Barry aka Bazza, may he travel in peace).
Hand Job: tired of refering to this glorious event as just an HJ? Do you think calling it a "Slippery Handshake" is so last year? Then try "Protein Shake" on for size. You can also freak out your muscle head friends, who won't look at their two scoops a day the same ever again!
Grabbing the "Balzak" and jiggling: much thought is given to naming manuevers for the frank (pun intended!), but not so much the beans, so when "minding the step-children", be sure to refer to it as a "Yahtzee". For classier folks, you can retire from dinner by gingerly downing the last sip of your port and excusing yourself to finish the evening with a game of "backgammon". |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 12:38:37
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Hey Mike, did you know there's a town called Balzac in Alberta?
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 12:46:06
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isn't that where you're from, Carolyn......I guess in a way, we're all from Balzac though, aren't we?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:09:35
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| I think I did know that. But I now I know I know it. Splendid. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:27:14
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Would you also like to know why the whitehouse is called the whitehouse besides the obvious fact that its white? ;)
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:30:56
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Baby paste! That is golden. Since this thread d'amour has devolved into a semen releated discussion...
This always happens.
Smells like burning |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:32:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Would you also like to know why the whitehouse is called the whitehouse besides the obvious fact that its white? ;)
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now.
because of the war of 1812, when the BRITISH burned the majority of DC....dont you damn Canadians try to take credit for this....you were still their bitches at this point
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THERE'S A TEAR IN MY BEER
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:33:31
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haha!
made ya look ;)
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:36:43
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just to confirm what I was already pretty sure of....you didn't exist as a country, but now you're trying to take credit....what's that "aboot"?
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THERE'S A TEAR IN MY BEER
'CAUSE I'M CRYING FOR YOU, DEAR
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:38:59
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where did I ever say I was taking credit for it?
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 13:51:53
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you gave the credit to Canadians, in a little thread called "tip o' the day". Here's the quote, just so you don't forget my source: Geez you're quick.
Well kind of, but it was whitewashed for reasons that have to do with Canadians, fire and a little thing called the war of 1812. Go look it up. --Carolynanna
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THERE'S A TEAR IN MY BEER
'CAUSE I'M CRYING FOR YOU, DEAR
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 14:00:23
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Okay next time I'll put the British Colony now known as Canada, picky picky.
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 14:04:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
Baby paste! That is golden. Since this thread d'amour has devolved into a semen releated discussion...
This always happens.
Smells like burning
Ne'er again shall I sully your good threads with my distastefull fluff. Carry on! |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 14:05:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Okay next time I'll put the British Colony now known as Canada, picky picky.
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That cloud, it looks like an island. C'mon blow it a kiss now.
I win, I win!
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'CAUSE I'M CRYING FOR YOU, DEAR
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