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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
 Posted - 01/06/2004 : 17:19:49
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I eat my fries with ice cream...
<--------AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!YES!Here kitty kitty kitty...
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 01/06/2004 : 17:21:50
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Jesus, STITCHES - I am truly amazed anyone translated that properly. If you provide a mailing address I will ship you one standard sized peanut as a reward. Dwa nee la liu, shi nee ban ban?
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank the LaBrea Tar Pits! |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 06:50:19
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ohohoh....a peanut!!!!!!!!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:11:19
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but....what is the peanut saying to you?
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:20:39
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why it's an indictment of our culture's fascination with fame, of course.....
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:23:22
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Oh jolly good.
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 08:26:44
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now the walnut....the subtle little walnut.....speaks volumes about george w. bush's foreign policies and the debacle he's made of our country
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:01:06
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But the pistachio.......(spelt wrong...who cares)
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:02:39
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oh, that saucy little pistachio. She just wants to take me home and grind away like Darling Nikki!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:07:01
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raising my eyebrow....
nuts...you really love the nuts don't you...
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:08:10
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not as much as you, at least as indicated by the pictures you emailed me
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:13:33
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Oh crap those were supposed to go to my mother.
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:17:34
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now that's just disturbing. I've got her email address, since she sends me dirty pics too sometimes. I can forward your pictures to her if you want
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:22:38
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One minute...
Ok, barf subsiding, tears welling
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:25:42
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that was her reaction when she got the email of your pics just a minute ago! how weird!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:38:47
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You are just a hoot
She aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:39:56
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and I'm low in saturated fat
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 09:57:14
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Do you come dipped in chocolate?
Smells like burning |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:09:06
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No, I'm sorry to say that that isn't chocolate on stitches...you see...poor stitches has a poo fetish.
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:12:35
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hahahahahaha
Can I call you Murray The Scatman
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:14:18
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No, I'm serious...if you go to Africa you'll see him running around stealing poo-balls from dung beatles and humping the huge elephant turds. It's sad, though...because he can't help it.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:19:25
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 poor dung beetles...they may soon become extinct thanks to stitches...
But in stitches defense...I guess you can't bash poo-lovin' till you've tried it...
So I can't bash it.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:32:30
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Rules of Chivalrous Love
1. Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and thou shalt embrace its opposite.
2. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest.
3. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone is engaged in.
4. Thou shalt not choose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry.
5. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood.
6. Patience is the greatest virtue of love.
7. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies.
8. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present.
9. Thou shalt speak no evil.
10. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs.
11. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:38:18
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isn't there more? I think it's...
12. Thou shalt never hump poo.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:42:58
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NEVER?!?!?! that's crazy talk, crouton!
would a croutonfuton be a terribly scratchy place to sleep, or a terribly large and unwieldy salad topping?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:43:53
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Um, did you guys see #7?
# 10 & 11 are for you Stitches ;) |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:44:39
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Both! That's the genius of it. It's multi-purpose...like the toaster with a comb. You can make toast...AND comb your hair with it. Who wouldn't want that?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:45:02
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and 69's just for you, doll
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:47:35
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I vote for the salad topping.
Also, Crouton stands for a very old person, in French slang...
 "I met a man/ he was a good man" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 10:48:19
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reeeeallly? interesting
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:28:36
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in that case, croutonfuton means something for an old person to recline on.......Crouton, are you by any chance a male prostitute in a retirement home?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:29:27
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haha, I never even knew that it was slang for an old man in french..I mean...what the hell? How does a salad topping become an old man?
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:31:18
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perhaps it's teh other way around....perhaps old men become salad toppings. Have you ever seen "Soylent Green"? hmmmmmmm? hmmmmmm?
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:39:24
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hehehe, good movie. Soylent green is people. I like the big garbage truck things that go around picking up people to grind up, haha.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =
USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2004 : 11:41:23
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you're one of them, aren't you? you seduce old men with your promises of turning "geriatricks", only to knock them out and throw them into a truck!!!! I"m onto you
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