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pinkashtray
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Posted - 12/17/2003 : 00:14:14
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i've had 2 ohsosexy sex dreams with frank. i'm going for numba 3 tonite 
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 00:58:47
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Can you tell us about the first two?
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
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pinkashtray
- FB Fan -
USA
96 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 01:25:31
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in the first one it's big and he's rough..he wanted anal but i don't do anal, so he settled for a blowjob. in the second one..he ate my pussay like a vulture!
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 01:29:41
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Well, I guess good luck on your sexy dreams with Frank tonight. Or, I should say today, since it's 4:20 where I am. I should go to bed soon too, as I plan some pretty kinky dreams with the man myself. (hehe)
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
  
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 10:34:23
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Why is this in the 'General Chat' section? Shouldn't it be in 'Frank Black Making Noise'?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
 
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 10:38:16
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I dunno If Frank was the one makin noise here....
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 10:56:29
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it was me watching from the corner....sorry, Im a grunter
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
  
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 11:37:43
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quote: Originally posted by BLT
Why is this in the 'General Chat' section? Shouldn't it be in 'Frank Black Making Noise'?
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Zing! Keep em coming BLT, you've got some good one-liners.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
 
1968 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 18:12:01
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I've never been able to have sex dreams. Oh, how I've wanted to dream of slowing pumping away at women like Liz Phair and Winona Ryder, since it's doubtful I will get to experience celebrity sex in my lifetime, but alas, my unconcious cannot muster up the ability to provide me with this experience. I remember being jealous of all my friends who had sex dreams when I was younger since that was the next best thing to it really happening, and I would try to think about nothing but sex as I was falling asleep, but it would just keep me up until I was tired of thinking about sex (it got me so excited that I couldn't settle down enough to sleep). But even nowadays that I don't try, it's never happenened. No matter what, sex dreams just don't happen for me.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
 
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 21:28:10
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quote: Originally posted by pinkashtray
in the first one it's big and he's rough..he wanted anal but i don't do anal, so he settled for a blowjob. in the second one..he ate my pussay like a vulture!
Whatever I say is only spit
Umm...I guess I'll be the one to say GROSS...
Seems like someone is used to puting out easily...I'm sorry, but ick...I'm just weird, I guess. Sorry.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
 
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 23:05:46
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i'll just hope that somebody highjacked your nick and posted this stuff...if not get a boyfriend...
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
 
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 23:20:38
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Wait..wow...you agree that it's gross and is just for attention?! Excellent. I thought I was weird...haha.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
 
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 23:37:25
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sure i agree.and i don't find the expressions "i don't do anal" and "ate my pussy like a vulture" that sexy either.but maybe this is just female rebellion to stereotypes and we are both weird,who knows.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
 
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2003 : 23:41:01
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Yes..that is most likely the case. The phrase "I don't do anal. So he had to settle for a blowjob" or whatever shows that this person is most likely promiscious. I mean..we're weird...yeah...us...weird...
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pinkashtray
- FB Fan -
USA
96 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 11:39:19
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you found me out! hey crouton, wanna fuck?
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 11:55:45
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what about me? can I be involved? maybe videotaping, or signalling the midgets???
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
 
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 12:03:30
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No thanks. Stitches...she's all yours...
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =

USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 12:34:26
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Crouton...has your signiture been pointed out yet? I recently did join the cult of Gunn, and my life hasn't been the same since...have you read the lyrics to FEEL THE POWER? Inspiring stuff. |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
 
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 13:37:10
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He is a rock god. No one can surpass him. Not even Poison! *gasp*
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 13:43:05
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let's not say things we can't take back, boys
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 14:59:59
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Umm, not to get back on topic, but why would a fondness for oral sex lead you to infer that someone is promiscuous? I mean, I've been in a monogamous relationship for 13+ years, but if that's the case, then paint me scarlet. Anyway, that's my "girls who like sex should be able to do so without having the s-l-u-t label slapped on 'em" speech for today.
I don't do windows.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
  
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 15:04:49
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Right on, mereubu! Indeed.
Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 15:12:16
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mere, didn't you get the memo about guys who have lots of sex beign heroes, and girls who have lots of sex being slutcakes????
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 15:15:02
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Oh right, sorry. I forget sometimes.
Love that new sig, apl. Mork-mork-mork!
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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 15:17:18
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it's like my grandfather told me on his deathbed: "Mikey," he said, "There are two kinds of women in the world. The first is called a slut. That's the kind of girl that will sleep with anyone. The second kind is a bitch. That's the kind of girl who will sleep with anyone but you." He was a truly wise man....died of syphilis 8 hours later
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
 
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 17:18:28
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quote: Originally posted by mereubu
Umm, not to get back on topic, but why would a fondness for oral sex lead you to infer that someone is promiscuous? I mean, I've been in a monogamous relationship for 13+ years, but if that's the case, then paint me scarlet. Anyway, that's my "girls who like sex should be able to do so without having the s-l-u-t label slapped on 'em" speech for today.
I don't do windows.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / And all I got was this lousy icon"
I have to say that a fondness of oral sex in women would not automatically brand her as a slut in my opinion. I rather like when a girl likes to give a blow job every now and then.
Seriously, I don't understand why women are branded as whores for doing just the same thing as men do at almost every given opportunity. (Except for some exceptions.) Maybe it has to do with our hang-ups about sex especially here in the U.S. There are several aspects of what is "normal" for both genders that don't make any sense at all.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
 
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:02:35
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i don't think that the point was about what anyone does in his bed but about shouting it in pubblic with colourfull terms.should be the same if a male posted his fantasy about nailing britney or something.
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:19:54
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I had a dream that I was Frank once. I was nailing Kim Deal up the arse. It was great. She was a real pro at it. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:25:58
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quote: Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
i don't think that the point was about what anyone does in his bed but about shouting it in pubblic with colourfull terms.should be the same if a male posted his fantasy about nailing britney or something.
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OK, well, I can respect that; the description was a wee bit graphic. I just don't think there's any need to take it to the point of making a harsh value judgement about a person's sexual behavior based on a dream, for freak's sake. Let's leave that to the Dream Police with their shiny little handcuffs. And nightsticks. Mmm, this thread is making me sleeepy.
Me to Hordak: Watch out, or they'll change your name to Whoredak!
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:28:03
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I only wish. I think that would be a name to get all the ladies. |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:31:22
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Aww yeah--in truckloads!
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:34:18
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You mean the namesake of the arch-nemises of He-Man isn't enough??!! |
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mereubu
= FB QuizMistress =
  
USA
2677 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:38:12
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Nope. Think you're definitely gonna have to whore it up a little.
Ni-T-Nite.
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Hordak
- FB Fan -
USA
180 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2003 : 19:39:09
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C-ya, Mereubu. |
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pinkashtray
- FB Fan -
USA
96 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2003 : 00:12:31
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thanks mereubu,apl,glacial. i've actually just recently (3 mths ago)got out of an 8 1/2 year relationship..im an online slut already!..i was just warming myself up for the real world of my new found sluttiness. so actually calling me a slut is almost correct..except a few weeks too soon :)
apologies if my graphic frank sex dreams were a lil much..didn't mean to offend. I just get so worked up giving frank anykind of sex.
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