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pinkashtray
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USA
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Posted - 12/17/2003 :  00:14:14  Show Profile
i've had 2 ohsosexy sex dreams with frank.
i'm going for numba 3 tonite



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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 12/17/2003 :  00:58:47  Show Profile
Can you tell us about the first two?

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pinkashtray
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USA
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Posted - 12/17/2003 :  01:25:31  Show Profile
in the first one it's big and he's rough..he wanted anal but i don't do anal, so he settled for a blowjob.
in the second one..he ate my pussay like a vulture!

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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  01:29:41  Show Profile
Well, I guess good luck on your sexy dreams with Frank tonight. Or, I should say today, since it's 4:20 where I am. I should go to bed soon too, as I plan some pretty kinky dreams with the man myself. (hehe)

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  10:34:23  Show Profile
Why is this in the 'General Chat' section? Shouldn't it be in 'Frank Black Making Noise'?



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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  10:38:16  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address
I dunno If Frank was the one makin noise here....

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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  10:56:29  Show Profile
it was me watching from the corner....sorry, Im a grunter

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El Barto
= Song DB Master =

USA
4020 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  11:37:43  Show Profile  Visit El Barto's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

Why is this in the 'General Chat' section? Shouldn't it be in 'Frank Black Making Noise'?



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Zing! Keep em coming BLT, you've got some good one-liners.


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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1968 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  18:12:01  Show Profile
I've never been able to have sex dreams. Oh, how I've wanted to dream of slowing pumping away at women like Liz Phair and Winona Ryder, since it's doubtful I will get to experience celebrity sex in my lifetime, but alas, my unconcious cannot muster up the ability to provide me with this experience. I remember being jealous of all my friends who had sex dreams when I was younger since that was the next best thing to it really happening, and I would try to think about nothing but sex as I was falling asleep, but it would just keep me up until I was tired of thinking about sex (it got me so excited that I couldn't settle down enough to sleep). But even nowadays that I don't try, it's never happenened. No matter what, sex dreams just don't happen for me.

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
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Posted - 12/17/2003 :  21:28:10  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by pinkashtray

in the first one it's big and he's rough..he wanted anal but i don't do anal, so he settled for a blowjob.
in the second one..he ate my pussay like a vulture!

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Umm...I guess I'll be the one to say GROSS...

Seems like someone is used to puting out easily...I'm sorry, but ick...I'm just weird, I guess. Sorry.

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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
2139 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  23:05:46  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
i'll just hope that somebody highjacked your nick and posted this stuff...if not get a boyfriend...


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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  23:20:38  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
Wait..wow...you agree that it's gross and is just for attention?! Excellent. I thought I was weird...haha.

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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 12/17/2003 :  23:37:25  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
sure i agree.and i don't find the expressions "i don't do anal" and "ate my pussy like a vulture" that sexy either.but maybe this is just female rebellion to stereotypes and we are both weird,who knows.


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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 12/17/2003 :  23:41:01  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
Yes..that is most likely the case. The phrase "I don't do anal. So he had to settle for a blowjob" or whatever shows that this person is most likely promiscious. I mean..we're weird...yeah...us...weird...

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pinkashtray
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USA
96 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  11:39:19  Show Profile
you found me out!
hey crouton, wanna fuck?

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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  11:55:45  Show Profile
what about me? can I be involved? maybe videotaping, or signalling the midgets???

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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  12:03:30  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
No thanks. Stitches...she's all yours...

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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =

USA
891 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  12:34:26  Show Profile
Crouton...has your signiture been pointed out yet? I recently did join the cult of Gunn, and my life hasn't been the same since...have you read the lyrics to FEEL THE POWER? Inspiring stuff.
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TheCroutonFuton
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USA
1728 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  13:37:10  Show Profile  Visit TheCroutonFuton's Homepage
He is a rock god. No one can surpass him. Not even Poison! *gasp*

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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  13:43:05  Show Profile
let's not say things we can't take back, boys

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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  14:59:59  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Umm, not to get back on topic, but why would a fondness for oral sex lead you to infer that someone is promiscuous? I mean, I've been in a monogamous relationship for 13+ years, but if that's the case, then paint me scarlet. Anyway, that's my "girls who like sex should be able to do so without having the s-l-u-t label slapped on 'em" speech for today.

I don't do windows.


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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~

USA
4800 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  15:04:49  Show Profile  Visit apl4eris's Homepage
Right on, mereubu! Indeed.

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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  15:12:16  Show Profile
mere, didn't you get the memo about guys who have lots of sex beign heroes, and girls who have lots of sex being slutcakes????

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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  15:15:02  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Oh right, sorry. I forget sometimes.

Love that new sig, apl. Mork-mork-mork!


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STITCHES
= Cult of Ray =

USA
915 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  15:17:18  Show Profile
it's like my grandfather told me on his deathbed: "Mikey," he said, "There are two kinds of women in the world. The first is called a slut. That's the kind of girl that will sleep with anyone. The second kind is a bitch. That's the kind of girl who will sleep with anyone but you." He was a truly wise man....died of syphilis 8 hours later

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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  17:18:28  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by mereubu

Umm, not to get back on topic, but why would a fondness for oral sex lead you to infer that someone is promiscuous? I mean, I've been in a monogamous relationship for 13+ years, but if that's the case, then paint me scarlet. Anyway, that's my "girls who like sex should be able to do so without having the s-l-u-t label slapped on 'em" speech for today.

I don't do windows.


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I have to say that a fondness of oral sex in women would not automatically brand her as a slut in my opinion. I rather like when a girl likes to give a blow job every now and then.

Seriously, I don't understand why women are branded as whores for doing just the same thing as men do at almost every given opportunity. (Except for some exceptions.) Maybe it has to do with our hang-ups about sex especially here in the U.S. There are several aspects of what is "normal" for both genders that don't make any sense at all.


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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:02:35  Show Profile  Visit mun chien andalusia's Homepage  Click to see mun chien andalusia's MSN Messenger address
i don't think that the point was about what anyone does in his bed but about shouting it in pubblic with colourfull terms.should be the same if a male posted his fantasy about nailing britney or something.


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Hordak
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USA
180 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:19:54  Show Profile
I had a dream that I was Frank once. I was nailing Kim Deal up the arse. It was great. She was a real pro at it.
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mereubu
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USA
2677 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:25:58  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia

i don't think that the point was about what anyone does in his bed but about shouting it in pubblic with colourfull terms.should be the same if a male posted his fantasy about nailing britney or something.


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OK, well, I can respect that; the description was a wee bit graphic. I just don't think there's any need to take it to the point of making a harsh value judgement about a person's sexual behavior based on a dream, for freak's sake. Let's leave that to the Dream Police with their shiny little handcuffs. And nightsticks. Mmm, this thread is making me sleeepy.

Me to Hordak: Watch out, or they'll change your name to Whoredak!


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Hordak
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USA
180 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:28:03  Show Profile
I only wish. I think that would be a name to get all the ladies.
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:31:22  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Aww yeah--in truckloads!


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Hordak
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USA
180 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:34:18  Show Profile
You mean the namesake of the arch-nemises of He-Man isn't enough??!!
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mereubu
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USA
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Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:38:12  Show Profile  Visit mereubu's Homepage
Nope. Think you're definitely gonna have to whore it up a little.

Ni-T-Nite.


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Hordak
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USA
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Posted - 12/18/2003 :  19:39:09  Show Profile
C-ya, Mereubu.
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pinkashtray
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USA
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Posted - 12/19/2003 :  00:12:31  Show Profile
thanks mereubu,apl,glacial.
i've actually just recently (3 mths ago)got out of an 8 1/2 year relationship..im an online slut already!..i was just warming myself up for the real world of my new found sluttiness. so actually calling me a slut is almost correct..except a few weeks too soon :)

apologies if my graphic frank sex dreams were a lil much..didn't mean to offend. I just get so worked up giving frank anykind of sex.

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