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pong
= Cult of Ray =
France
315 Posts |
 Posted - 12/08/2003 : 05:03:45
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check this one :
http://membres.lycos.fr/gwilkens12/
even if you don't speak french, you could understand...
ironism is definatly my favorite sense of humour...
- Pong
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blackpurse
= Cult of Ray =
USA
299 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 08:51:53
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Originally posted by SpudBoy
No! Join the Cult of Soy! Show ME!! Show YOU!!!
 I founded the Cult of Soy / So I could make cats hang themselves.
We've been into Kikkoman for a long time now.... Stella (now age 5) loves the song and begs us to go to the website often. I think the Cult of Soy really does exist... we found another website (kick us for not bookmarking it) where all these bands do covers of it. A friend emailed me a place where it's translated. Oy. Opps, I mean, Soy!
"Sacred cows make the best burgers!" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 12:50:28
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Originally posted by glacial906
I think it would be uproarously hilarious to e-mail Gunn about all this, but also kind of sad in a way. If he got mad, it'd be funny, but I just envision him finally breaking down in tears after holding up the happy facade for so long. (Although I do truly hope he's really happy, and not just in some sort of denial.)
Yeah but I don't think you can offend this guy...
"Some of my fans will notice that my rock and rollin web site has had a lots of new people coming to it recently due to losers.org and some other sites I think. Even if these sites make fun of me and the music that me and the whole world loves, I am not mad. Because it means my site stirs a passion in there hearts. If I can make one person love music then my purpose on this musical plant is been fulfiled." ~Gunn / January 2001
 "Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 15:22:08
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Pictured left to right is Andrea "Plat" Cluff, Rachel Pam Chrissy and Andrea B. Let me tell you these are some wacky chix. Plat is just a freind but something else may be going on between us. I cant tell but the way our eyes meet is some very thick sex tension. But she hooked up with some kid Sam in a big tshirt and my heart belongs to Emmy so I dont know. Rachel is sort of easy I think and Pam is hot as hell but probably a lesbian because she and Plat disappeared into the girls bathroom for a while and all I heard was giggling but maybe they were smoking drugs. I dont know. Chrissy is wicked nice, one of the coolest girls I ever met but shes dense. Finally there is Andrea B whom I must say has some Grade A bombs!!!
I so wish I had webspace so I could play around with all these pictures to my hearts content. I'd force you to join the cult of Pooch, and his twin Christina.
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2003 : 15:34:16
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I just spotted this
"Feel The Power" by HellCat
When darkness falls
In the dead of night
And the ghosts of rock call
To start the fight
I will be there
I will be there
FEEL THE POWER!
I will be there
Watching, waiting
Anticapating
You turn around
Im at your jugular
Suckin the lifeblood
Right the hell outta ya
I will be there
I will be there
FEEL THE POWER!
Theres nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
You cant escape my wrath
So dont even try
I will consume your corpse
Chew your flesh and bone
Farewell your end is near
And your sins unatoned
I will be there
I will be there
FEEL THE POWER!
FEEL THE POWER!
OH FEEL THE POWER!
FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK!
 "Join the Cult of Christina/ And get bonus membership in the Cult Of Pooch!" |
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Bryan Shepherd
- FB Fan -
USA
126 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2003 : 05:22:18
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Without slowing down the tsunami of Gunn-mania, has anyone else seen the site that anazgnos recommended? Again, that's http://pixyland.org/peterpan/ Beyond bizarre!
Join the Cult of Steve-O/His mom makes the best brownies.
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Edited by - Bryan Shepherd on 12/09/2003 05:25:53 |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1158 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2003 : 13:22:53
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The Cult of Chad is where its all happening. That is, if you can remember the "glory days"...
 "Join the Cult of Chad/ His angst-ridden voice can incite mosh pits so vicious that shirts have been torn."
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jonas
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Switzerland
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Posted - 12/09/2003 : 14:05:43
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Aah man, this can't be true, are they so stupid or is this just a bad joke??!!! If they mean this hole stuff seriously, it's tragic but funny!
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2004 : 19:56:19
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Here's another horrible website:
http://www.nervouslaughter.net
What a bunch of shit.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1938 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2004 : 20:17:26
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I'm sorry Jim but you just can't beat The Gunn
Join the Cult Of Gunn / and you'll never need a hair stylist again" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2004 : 20:38:00
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NimrodsSon is correct. All bow down before Gunn's surreal powers.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 12:22:30
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Bow to Gunn's friend Steve-o's mother's brownies.
 "Join the Cult of Steve-o / And enjoy the best brownies"  |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 12:32:51
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If only some day my site could have the notoriety of the Gunn's...
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 12:59:40
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"Them brownies lookin' mighty tasty there, mmm hmm. I likes me some Steve-o's Mom's brownies, mmm hmm!"
 Swedish Chef's "Dumpling of Wisdom": Øder tis moodle in der noggin tu smacken der ouchey und vinger-slingers ur to smacken-backen und fix de morkin, yøobetcha! |
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wasteofo2
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43 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2004 : 17:35:50
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http://www.dvbe.net/c/clit45.htm
Maybe not the worst, certainly one of the simplest.
Download the song mother banger by chris morris. It's a pixies parody and it's genius. |
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d3niz3n
- FB Fan -
Canada
75 Posts |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 16:44:22
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That's fucking hilarious.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/09/2004 : 20:14:44
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This was brought to my attention by a guy I work with...it's the Gunn's music video!
http://www.hilandhall.com/spacepeoplevideo.swf
He sent the link, I was like "It's the Gunn!" he's like "?" and I sent him the link.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2004 : 16:04:27
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"We're not of this earth 'cause we are from space. Space people!"
That caused much laughter. I'm sure that The Gunn didn't create the song or the video, though.
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2004 : 16:26:54
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http://www.emotioneric.com
Nothing compares to The Gunn at all. RobotFrank just reminded me of emotioneric, hehe.
"Fantasizing about Ricky Martin."
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 01/10/2004 : 18:15:36
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I know, it wasn't The Gunn's video. Emotion Eric is funny...the internet is great. Robot Frank, though, is brilliant.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2004 : 00:04:40
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that "dancing" image in the 'gunn' video though...where did that come from? Is that the Gunn as well? I couldn't find it on his site.
 "join the Cult of the Triforium / If we form a circle round it / in our white robes / God will surely play for us / the authentic Celestial Music / at last" |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2004 : 07:47:49
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Oh my...I can't stop watching the dancing Gunn. So great. hahaha
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2004 : 11:24:31
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The Gunn deserves a bump to the top.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And Then You'll Be Destined to be a Rock and Roll Star of Epical Proportions!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2004 : 11:59:59
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I'm fascinated by interloper's link to the straight-edge meetup forum. "Straight-edge meetup." If you think about that for too long, your head will explode.
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Adnan_le_Terrible
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2004 : 21:23:49
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www.themurdercadence.com
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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