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Grizwald
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Canada
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 Posted - 12/04/2003 : 05:48:54
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Ok, I run a very bad website (www.the-cult.vze.com) and I do a "crappiest website of the week" award, I was wondering if any of you knew a really crappy website I could do a review of on my site. Please drop some suggestions.
Cult Of Ray you say?, I mean The Cult Of J www.The-Cult.vze.com |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2003 : 20:28:13
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 09:28:09
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The sheer rock and roll power this guy possesses is mind boggling
 "Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun" |
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 09:30:26
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Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
The sheer rock and roll power this guy possesses is mind boggling
"Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun"
Have you read any of their lyrics? Pretty funny stuff!
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://christophervanepps.iuma.com |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 10:24:45
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That's fucking hilarious...I feel the power of rock in my pants.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 15:05:22
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| Cheeseman1000 may very well have written the most hilarious post on the Frank Black forum since September 3, 2003. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 15:38:03
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| That is pretty darned funny. I gotta ask, IceCream: What happened on September 3, 2003? |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:20:08
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Sorry for the post repeat, but did anyone happen to catch the fact that his band "Valhalla" had a song called "Flight of the Kiwi"?
I can't take it much more.
True cynics are nothing more than dissapointed idealists. |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:24:12
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No...you don't understand. The Gunn is not just a rockin' dude...he's a ROCK MESSIAH!!! Don't you realize that his call out to the world to join him in the foundation of Hell Cat has been standing for TWO WHOLE YEARS?!?! He must have amassed an army by now. An army of hard livin, school-stayin-in, not-doin-drugs musicians of a caliber on par with his own awesome skillz. Wow. See you in MN. PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!
 I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank Toledo, Ohio! |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:28:55
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The reality of the situation being that I'd rather hear this guy's new record than the Strokes. We live in an irony obsessed world are we not?
True cynics are nothing more than dissapointed idealists. |
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NimrodsSon
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1938 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:44:32
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Someone who knows how to (a.k.a. Dean or Derek or whoever else), get an icon like the Cult Of Frank ones of the Gunn so I can join his rock-and-roll army.
 "I joined the cult of Frank / and...umm..." |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:47:51
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Originally posted by interloper
http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
Time to confess, all of you cat owners. I bet you have Fluffy’s present purchased and wrapped up already and you have 'pet office' to thank. Damn and I cannot even think of what to get for my wife...um, what size is her head?..
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause those damn search engines didn't do my site justice" |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:50:19
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| "what size is her head?" TOTI - you had me bustin a gut on that one! |
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anazgnos
= Cult of Ray =
USA
383 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 19:58:07
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i really don't want it to be thought that i am in any way making fun of or deriding this guy because i am totally against that kind of knee-jerk reaction...
http://pixyland.org/peterpan/
 "join the Cult of the Triforium / If we form a circle round it / in our white robes / God will surely play for us / the authentic Celestial Music / at last" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:12:13
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| hahahaha can you download the "gunn's" songs anywhere on the site?? |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:16:42
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No, that might burn the very optic fiber it would have to traverse if it were so easily obtained. This requires a pilgrimage.
I looked for a cult to join, then decided to just play "Sink". Hey! I sank Toledo, Ohio! |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:20:20
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:36:39
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"Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:41:36
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just the head...
"Join the Cult of Mr. Potato Head / And You'll Have Buckets of Fun" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:44:46
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Dude...that website is too much.
"I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:46:46
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GENIUS! That gave me the perfect idea, man....check it out. hahahahahaha
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And You'll Fucking Rock-Out, Man" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:48:05
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I just joined The culf of gunn
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:50:42
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Ok I cropped the image a little so it would look better.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:51:46
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haha, woohoo, thanks.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And You'll Fucking Rock-Out, Man" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:52:20
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Test... test... I'm not sure if it made any difference. oh well, it looks fine.
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:55:26
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"January 30 2001
Some of my fans will notice that my rock and rollin web site has had a lots of new people coming to it recently due to losers.org and some other sites I think. Even if these sites make fun of me and the music that me and the whole world loves, I am not mad. Because it means my site stirs a passion in there hearts. If I can make one person love music then my purpose on this musical plant is been fulfiled."
~Gunn
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 20:58:14
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hahaha, I saw that, did you hear about their guitarist?:
"Dustin playd guitar for vallhalla but moved to New Mexico last year. No one has heard from him since."
Yeah...pretty deep stuff...
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And You'll Fucking Rock-Out, Man" |
Edited by - TheCroutonFuton on 12/05/2003 21:00:51 |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 21:01:51
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Ahhahaha... I'm laughing really hard right now
"Join the Cult of Gunn / And you'll get an eighties Monster Ballad CD just for joining" |
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TheCroutonFuton
- Mr. Setlists -
USA
1728 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 21:06:31
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hahahaha....this guy is crazy...hahahaha
"Join the Cult of Gunn / Don't Know me? Do you remember me from school?
Kids like you can be so cruel
Callin me fat, callin me heavy
Smokin a J on the hood of your Chevy
Dont you know the blunts will eat your soul?
You keep on tokin it will eat you hole
JUST SAY NO!
JUST SAY NO!
BE COOL STAY IN SCHOOL!" |
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TOTIPOTENT
- Master of Differentiation -
USA
247 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2003 : 22:28:46
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Here is one that you all may like  http://www.realultimatepower.net.
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 'Cause those damn search engines didn't do my site justice" |
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