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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 11/12/2003 : 09:37:09
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if you were scheduled for execution that is.
from what i understand you can have anything you want. but are you allowed to have alcohol? let's also assume that you're allowed to have alcohol..
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big_galoof
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 09:45:46
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| ugh... that's a downer. Whatever happened to Fillet Mignon... |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 09:49:53
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| Something that takes a real long time to eat. Other than that I don't think it would matter, because I'm not going to enjoy the meal. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 09:57:58
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| alright.. i guess my point is more, what is the absolute ultimate meal for you. if you had to chose one favorite thing (which, if it was your last meal, you would).. let's focus more on the food and less on the death.. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 09:58:31
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Brainstorming here...perhaps a whole sheet of lsd? or a bottle of it?
 "I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:01:29
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Pussy.
How vulgar.
 "I joined the Cult of Clops / If I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open." |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:05:07
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Wow. Just any, el Barto? heheh
Everyone should have their 3 wishes/last meal worked out far in advance - it's the details and the loopholes that screw you every time.
"I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
Edited by - apl4eris on 11/12/2003 10:05:41 |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:14:42
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anything would be better than my girfriend's recipes.actually i'm considering to visit texas,kill a couple of people,surrender to the local police,and then wait for my last meal.whatever they give me will be better than her cookies.or maybe i'll just stay here and have some more of the el barto's favourite meal.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:19:08
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How can you mess up cookies?
"I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:22:21
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i don't know,but cement or glue have something to do with it.women aren't what they used to be.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 10:25:15
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I don't think I could eat; I'd be too sick to my stomach with fear, but if I just hypothetically were going to think about it, I'd say a big-ass salad with iceberg AND romaine lettuce, hold the tomato, please, green onions, mushrooms (preferably hallucinogenic), crutons, green bell peppers, cucumbers and cheese and bacon bits. Topped with Ranch dressing, or maybe Italian.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 11/12/2003 : 11:04:32
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quote:
Originally posted by El Barto
Pussy.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 11:12:58
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it's a tough call for me.
a nice steak dinner (like, a nice steak) is always a treat. and you can't go wrong with a full-course Italian meal.. red wine etc..
but honestly, i'd probably go with a bunch of different kinds of Mexican food. which, ultimately, is my favorite food. i'd want some tacos (traditional Mexican tacos), perfectly grilled fajitas (steak, chicken, fish [ahi please], vegies).. with fresh guacamole, onions, cilantro, garlic etc.. corn tortillas ..
and, of course, sliced lime..
and then, some Patron tequilia and coronas.
after all that, how could death be that bad?
but then what for desert? |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 11:18:41
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death would be better than your hangover the next day.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 11:41:17
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I would go with the biggest curry in the world, plus about a barrel of Cobra beer. Don't forget the Naans and popadums, of course.
 "I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 11:59:09
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one thing i find creepy about the death penalty is that they assure that you are in a good physical condition before they execute you.what's the sense?on the other hand it could be a way to avoid the execution if every time you get drunk during the last meal and reducing yourself in a really bad state.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
www.superabound.altervista.org |
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the swimmer
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1602 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 12:01:29
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My last mean and testament:
I Jason M. Phelan, being of sound mind and swimmer do heretofor by the by and with all encompass standing due so herewith pronounce upon this forefront my last meal and testament.
If to therefore found to be under the death penalty and herewith requested to present the confines of my last meal on this earth do heresofar and now fairly place the following order:
PS 39's wednesday meal of fish sticks and orange drink served on a pastel blue lunch tray by someone with a hairnet and a mole the size of a baby's head on her cheek.
Followed by Mila Kunis's snatch for dessert.
Thank you.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 12:04:10
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Reminds me of some Devo lyrics. :) *shudder*
"I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
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rockathon
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 11/12/2003 : 12:53:28
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| damn, I was reading this thread hoping to make the "pussy" joke at the end. I'm only good for one liners. |
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MangyKid
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Posted - 11/12/2003 : 14:08:21
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| Those guys had some interesting choices: "One pot of coffee" and "Same meal served to everyone else in the main dining hall" several "nones", and one guy had "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb" That guy must've been hoping the cholesterol would kill him before they would! |
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MangyKid
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Posted - 11/12/2003 : 14:09:51
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haha, on guy had "one assorted bag of jolly ranchers"! that site is great.
Odell Barnes Jr had "Justice, Equality, and World Peace". sounds good. |
Edited by - MangyKid on 11/12/2003 14:12:44 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 15:29:27
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"Cool Whip and cherries"
"Smothered chicken and rice"
"one coconut, kiwi fruit juice, pineapple juice, one mango, grapes, lettuce, cottage cheese, peaches, one banana, one delicious apple, chef salad without meat and with thousand island dressing, fruit salad, cheese, and tomato slices"
"1 jar of dill pickles"
"Justice, Equality, World Peace"
"Asked that final meal be provided to a homeless person"
"Wild game or whatever is on the menu and cold lemonade"
Is it just me or is there a huge amount of junk food on the menu?
I guess if there's ever a good time to eat really bad food...
Also, how does smothering the poor chicken help the taste?
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 16:23:17
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Appetizer: Thai satay chicken with peanut sauce.
Drink: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
Entree: Hunan smoked ham with garlic, extra spicy.
Dessert: Breyer's vanilla fudge swirl ice cream. |
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Danishboy
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Denmark
175 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2003 : 16:41:18
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I would like:
A whole venison roast with potatos and brownsweetgravy, fresh mint jam.
A nice strong red wine.
A Cheese dish, with brie, toast.
Huge bananaspilt.
Cognac with strong black coffie, maybe some chocolate.
And then fire away....Witha smoke and blindfold..
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 01:43:03
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Apparently, you're not allowed tobacco or alcohol: denied!
So that would rule out all your cognac and pale ale people.
"I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid"
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 07:28:30
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Originally posted by big_galoof
everyone's familiar with this grim web presence, i assume?
http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
lots of good ideas in there.
TBG
that is an incredibly macabre site....
also amazingly interesting.... |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 09:59:47
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Apparently, you're not allowed tobacco or alcohol: denied!
So that would rule out all your cognac and pale ale people.
Very well. I'll give up my pale ale for a Thai iced tea.
 "I joined the Cult of Alice / Because I find Goons attractive" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 10:07:53
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| in my prison, i'd allow drinking and smoking to go with a last meal, so feel free to include that. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 11:14:38
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
in my prison, i'd allow drinking and smoking to go with a last meal, so feel free to include that.
I'm starting to like floop's prison. He'd make a good executioner. All in favor say, "Die."
"I joined the Cult of Alice / Because I find Goons attractive" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 11:53:42
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and then
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Carl Sagan
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 11:58:56
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Nice photos, glacial, makes it really "pop" out at my senses. I thought that last pic was a litho printing press at first. I wouldn't mind being made into a print, i guess. But I want to be on super doses of painkillers and such first!
Hey, can we choose our preferred forms of execution as well, floop?
"I partied with the Cult of Frank / Bob ate all the dip" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 12:03:23
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| ya ya, I'll take fettucini alfredo and then a firing squad please. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/13/2003 : 12:19:22
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
Hey, can we choose our preferred forms of execution as well, floop?
absolutely. it's my goal to make your death as pleasant as possible.
glacial - that's a nice collage. you've got everything right-on for my last meal (those fajitas look really tasty) except i would have Patron tequilia instead of Sauza..
and i never even mentioned chocolate cake and ice cream for desert, but that's probably what i'd want.
you're a genius. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 08:33:55
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666 William Calvin 08/26/1990 Murdered while on death row.
How creepy is that
Never take tacos from Satan... |
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interloper
= Cult of Ray =
440 Posts |
Posted - 11/18/2003 : 16:25:06
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Nigella Lawson.
Sigh.
"Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later" - Bill Hicks |
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